Chapter 19: Nosebleeds in those years
Unable to find where Wayne went, Tang Chengbi could only take the most primitive way to save himself.
Induce vomiting, diarrhea.
Finally, drink the energy liquid, drink the energy liquid, drink the energy liquid, and use the liquid to wash away all the oil in the stomach.
Can you imagine what it's like to drink a liter of water?
Now Tang Chengbi has drunk so much energy liquid, and fortunately, General Lu is now promoted, with a high salary and savings, which can completely make Tang Chengbi drink to his heart's content.
When he finally stopped fainting, the nutrient solution circulated smoothly, and Tang Chengbi fell to the ground softly. It's not that the body is tired, it's the heart that is tired. He's really tired...... When others die and are reborn, he also dies and is reborn, why can others be normal people, but he has to be a pseudo-human? He might as well be an animal! At least you have to eat! You don't have to be like this, hehe, you can toss yourself into the hospital with whatever you eat.
Tang Chengbi looked at Lu Yi's direction woodenly, and asked weakly: "Did you buy me back just to save money?" ”
Lu Yi really used him as an inflatable doll, Tang Chengbi didn't believe that a man could be single for so many years. Do you think the cost of marrying a wife is too high? So you chose to buy a virtual idol and go home?
Anyway, he doesn't have to eat, he doesn't have to drink water, how worry-free.
And it doesn't matter if it's human or not, you can it.
Wait a minute...... Where did he think?
Tang Chengbi hurriedly stopped his undisciplined thinking that was being led more and more deviated.
Lu Yi helped Tang Chengbi up and held him in his arms, "Save money? No, you're expensive. ”
"Oh, thank you so much for complimenting me on my expensiveness."
"Don't eat indiscriminately in the future, the energy liquid is all in the storage box."
"Hmmm......"
"If you don't go back to school today, I'll help you ask for leave."
"Hmmm......"
Admiral Lu opened his mouth, and ran out of words again.
He was not good at words, but now he was sitting on the carpet with Tang Chengbi in his arms, and he felt that there was nothing wrong, so he simply fell silent.
Tang Chengbi struggled twice and failed to break free of Lu Yi's arm, and finally leaned on himself, anyway, there is someone who prefers to be a pillow, what does he mind?
The general who couldn't sleep at night felt that he could finally sleep well, so he carried Tang Chengbi on his shoulder, "Go and rest." ”
Tang Chengbi, who was carried up and turned head down: "......" Can you stop treating me as a sack? Or say it's your idol? You're just doing this to your idol?
The two were lying side by side on a bed, looking up to see the ...... on the ceiling Mecha pattern. Tang Chengbi grabbed the quilt upward, closed his eyes, and fell asleep unconsciously. Lu Yi pondered for a long time, and finally came up with a sentence, "Do you feel lonely in the academy?" ”
“……”
As soon as Lu Yi lowered his head, he saw Tang Chengbi's quiet face.
It's hard for him to hold back for so long, and when he finally speaks, he is still anxious in his heart, waiting to hear a sentence from Tang Chengbi, "I miss you a little" or "I'm not used to you". Yet he could not hear anything.
The land general was a little lost, but with his favorite idol by his side, he finally couldn't sleep at night.
The next morning, Tang Chengbi woke up early, Lu Yi's arms framed him in his arms very strongly, and when he pushed it, his hard muscles directly blocked his strength back.
Tang Chengbi raised his hand and patted Admiral Lu's handsome face, "Hey, wake up, the sun is drying your buttocks......"
Lu Yi opened his eyes suddenly, facing Tang Chengbi's enlarged face, Lu Yi swallowed his saliva unconsciously, and his nose was a little itchy, Lu Yi felt a little bad sign, but he was still reluctant to push Tang Chengbi away after thinking about it.
Isn't it just a bloodshed? Big man, not afraid of bloodshed!
Lu Yi's gaze, which was deep in thought, was a little heavy.
Tang Chengbi raised his hand and shook it in front of his eyes, always feeling that Lu Yi was sleeping stupidly, and before Tang Chengbi could open his poisonous tongue, he suddenly saw a red liquid coming out of Lu Yi's nose, and then snaked down, his cheeks ...... Neck...... Pillow...... All left red marks.
Tang Chengbi originally wanted to bounce up, but he couldn't bounce away when he was held by Lu Yi, he was dumbfounded, "What's wrong with you?" ”
Is it going to heaven?
Lu Yi moved his nose, and his voice was hoarse, "It's okay." ”
Do you call it okay? Tang Chengbi's face was "lying down".
"You let go first."
Lu Yi was a little unhappy, after all, as soon as he let go, Tang Chengbi was going to live in the academy again. But as a brainless fan, Lu Yi had no resistance to Tang Chengbi's request, no matter how reluctant he was, he still honestly let go of his hand.
Tang Chengbi got up suddenly, and in the process of climbing, Tang Chengbi always felt that he had accidentally hit something.
He looked down.
Oh, Admiral's little brother, a pillar of optimus.
It's something that men understand.
Tang Chengbi showed a smile and was about to make a remark to tease the land general whose ears were slightly red, but then the smile on his face froze. Wait a minute...... He's a pseudo-human now...... Will his little brother still work properly?!
Things that had never been considered were like a thunderbolt from the sky at this time, and they fell on Tang Chengbi's head.
He felt the urge to pull out his trumpet and take a closer look.
Lu Yi saw Tang Chengbi's expression of being struck by thunder, and finally had a little bit of shame, he also rolled over from the bed, there were still two blood marks on his cheeks, no matter how he looked at it, he felt funny, and a stern and terrifying face lost his momentum in an instant.
Lu Yi covered his crotch and turned around to go to the bathroom.
Tang Chengbi hadn't been able to recover from the blow, and when Lu Yi wiped off the blood stains and came out of the bathroom, Tang Chengbi entered the bathroom in a trance, then pulled open his pants, picked up the soft chatter, and rubbed it......
Fog grass!
I don't feel it!
Oh, my God!
He can skip meals, eat no vegetables, eat nothing, but how can he lose the dignity of a man!
Tang Chengbi's whole person is not good.
Just at this time, the door was still open.
Lu Yi stood at the door, Tang Chengbi grabbed his chatter, and half of his pants fell off.
The two looked at each other.
Tang Chengbi roared in his heart.
Lu Yi had a relaxed expression on his face, and said to Tang Chengbi: "We are all normal. He meant to explain how hard he had just been.
But Tang Chengbi is even worse at the moment.
Only you are normal thank you! I'm not normal now, thanks!
Tang Chengbi let go of his hand and quickly scooped up his pants, then pretended to turn around to wash, and just as he turned around, he noticed...... Fog grass?
Admiral Land is shamefully hard again.
Tang Chengbi felt that his heart hurt even more.
Damn, sooner or later, the kidneys will be lost! Tang Chengbi cast a vicious curse on the land general.