When I asked, everyone was surprised.

The plane said: "Third brother, it's not that I'm talking too much, are you really making Ma Rong's belly bigger?" ”

"Holy shit, you fucking fart, who the fuck told you." I now want to strangle the person who preached this sentence right now.

"Third brother, don't get excited, I also listened to what your class said."

I wasn't excited, I just jumped up and sat on the bed and smoked hard.

"Third brother, no, why did you go so easily?" The ostrich asked with concern.

"Do you believe it? Do you believe it? I asked rhetorically.

"I don't believe it, I believe the third brother." Mantou said.

"Third brother, in fact, we don't believe it either, but Ma Rong has been missing for a long time, and slowly everyone feels that it seems to be true." The plane said.

"Grass, you already knew that Ma Rong was missing, why didn't you tell me earlier, what the fuck......" I pounded the bed board angrily.

"Third brother, we told you, but you are more anxious, don't get used to it, woman, let her go, if she understands it, she will naturally come back. A woman like Ma Rong uses a bra to describe her, which is pretending to be fierce, and then using underwear to describe her is pretending to be B. Nothing to be sad about! "Ostrich seems to be full of wealth for love.

"Do you know what love is? You're a pair of women's panties, don't pretend to be -B for me. I yelled at the ostrich.

The ostrich wasn't talking, and kept smoking, thinking that I was yelling at him, and a little angry.

I began to recall every detail of the night when Ma Rong and I were at the guest house, how could we get pregnant without even taking off our clothes.

"Brothers, how did the girl get pregnant?"

"Actually, I don't understand, I know that when I was in the physiology and hygiene class, the teacher didn't give us a lesson, let us learn by ourselves, and we just had that or something." The plane said.

"I asked how I got pregnant, and how I got there." I say.

"This ...... The teacher didn't talk about it, and my self-learning ability was too poor to study thoroughly. "The plane stopped talking.

"Professor...... Professor...... Tell the fuck about the third brother, aren't you an expert in this area? "Mantou begged an expert-level professor for help.

The professor fell asleep without speaking, and said with hazy eyes: "I haven't studied this aspect recently, and the physiology textbooks are all about theoretical things, so if you want to know why, you have to read the colored books yourself." The professor went to sleep.

I suddenly thought of this question and asked, "Well, didn't I say ostrich, didn't you say that you fucking took down a lot of women a long time ago?" Why don't you even know? ”

Ostrich was embarrassed to say: "Actually, we are limited to holding hands and messing around, and we haven't tried it or thought about going any further, and the words I said were taken from adult joke books, I'm sorry." Ostrich Tian smiled shamelessly, and finally we revealed his true colors.

Ostrich is very amorous, and has liked many women, but he is just curious about what it feels like to be with different women, and no one knows if he has done anything that he is responsible for women in that regard, because we now think that his book, which is simply an ostrich himself, is YY with all kinds of different women.

In the words of the ostrich himself, the ostrich is a pair of women's underwear, that is, outfit-B.

The next day, Ostrich bought back several crumpling-looking books from the old bookstore outside, with impurities, small monthly magazines, and novels of the kind that I don't know how many people have been by.

As soon as a few of our brothers rushed up, we started researching one by one.

Everyone is looking at the dry mouth, constantly moistening the burning throat with saliva.

When I found these books from us, my eyes lit up, like a cat seeing a mouse and a dog seeing, so I pounced on it and took it all.

When the toilet was about to leave, the ostrich blocked the door and said, "I bought this book for fucking money, you just borrow it or take it to me, after all, I have the final say." ”

The toilet said, "It's all your own people, don't be so outside." ”

"Whoever is her own person, my brother will settle the account, and I will have the final say."

The reason why the ostrich is so horizontal to the toilet is because of Zhang Li, although Zhang Li has been for the ostrich in the past, but Zhang Li is originally a red face and a disaster, and from time to time he will tiaoxi the ostrich, which makes the ostrich itch.

The toilet is now nominally with Zhang Li, but no matter how Zhang Li is still Ostrich's ex-girlfriend, a woman is now shared by brothers, who can be willing, a rich and arrogant person like Ostrich can't swallow this breath at all, so I've always wanted to find an opportunity to make it clear to the toilet and give the toilet a horse.

The toilet actually didn't know that the ostrich and Zhang Li still had a leg, if Zhang Li secretly momo and the ostrich were together and the toilet knew about it, the two would definitely draw knives and meet each other.

So I've always been very sensitive to the relationship between my brothers, and sometimes these things are invisible and untouchable.

The beauty of the country is difficult to break, and the love of brothers is difficult to entangle.

I often warn my brothers that women are like clothes and brothers are like siblings, and you must not go together to snatch clothes, otherwise you will break your hands and feet.

Seeing that now the ostrich and the toilet are beginning to fight for each other, both of them are beginning to be more energetic, I stepped forward and grabbed the toilet and persuaded: "Okay, toilet, don't be like him, the ostrich is coming to the aunt today, let him, today I Qiao San is the master of the ostrich, lend you the book, you take it." ”

The ostrich looked at me hatefully, he must have thought that I didn't speak for him, and turned his elbow outward, maybe this was probably a depth charge planted by the feud between me and the ostrich in the future.

I didn't explain, even if I begged, my heart was annoyed enough, what do you like?

In fact, this is the problem that we will face if we set up an organization in the future, how to deal with brothers with different personalities to achieve mutual harmony, unity, and go hand in hand, how to manage a real team, and how to use what means to bring the team to a firm foothold...... Wait a minute.

If the ostrich can figure it out, he thinks for himself, anyway, I think I have just collected the toilet at the moment, and now I plan to do something earth-shattering, and I have to use the resources of the toilet, so I can't turn my face.

I am roommates with Ostrich, and the brothers who worshipped the handle in Guangong Temple back then will not be remembered.

I can empathize with others with my heart, but others will not be guessed by me, because I am not him at all.

People are always laughing and crying at other people's stories, not knowing how to continue their own stories.

613 has been lively since then, the toilet from time to time with the little brother to send food and drink, slowly the ostrich will not care about the toilet, the toilet has to inch by inch to everyone to say: "Third brother, the little brother has a reluctant request, let me move to the 613 dormitory, how about living." ”

Everyone was speechless for a moment, and they all looked at me and waited for me to decide.

I said, "If you want to come, you have to ask the owner of this bed, we can't be the master." ”

"Who is the master, who is so awesome, occupying the pit and not, and not letting others sleep when everyone is gone." The toilet is full of swearing.

Without saying a word, I kicked him up, and a loud mouth pumped into his face.

"Keep your fucking mouth clean, this is the old bed of the Big Buddha." I say.

The toilet covered her face and lowered her head, and said to the bed of the Big Buddha: "Big Buddha, I'm sorry, it's my fault." ”

Although the Buddha is no longer there, there has always been a Buddha in our hearts, our brothers.