Chapter 173: Wetting Pants
Bai Nanlang's words made most people suspicious, the meridians had not been confirmed so far, although they were also surprised by what Qin Feng had just done, but Bai Nanlang's words made some people who didn't know why also began to waver.
Who of these two deans is true and who is false, there are different opinions for a while.
Gu Lifu blushed, and he was very ashamed of what Bai Nanlang did: "Dean Bai, the lines on your body are clearly the Foot Sun Bladder Meridian in the Chinese medicine atlas. ”
"I have also seen it in the Chinese medicine human body atlas, and it is indeed the Foot Sun Bladder Meridian. ”
Bai Nanlang sneered: "Everyone, just because he made a line on my body can prove the existence of the meridians, this is too child's play, if this is the case I use some special potions to make ink, draw a line on the body, and then go through some means to make this line show, then wouldn't I be able to prove the existence of the meridians?"
"This ......"
The people in the seat hesitated for a while, although Bai Nanlang's words were a bit tricky, but they were also a little crooked.
At this time, everyone looked at Qin Feng, hoping that he would be able to answer.
Qin Feng was light-hearted, and he didn't get angry, let alone argue, arguing with someone like Bai Nanlang would only fall into his trap.
On the contrary, silence is the best answer.
Bai Nanlang was even more proud, and said with a smile: "Dean Qin, what you just said is really disagreeable, you still said that with needle luck, do you still know qigong? Hehe, qigong has been criticized as feudal superstition decades ago, we are a university here, and classes are even more solemn, so you can't be allowed to pretend to be a ghost here." ”
"That's right, I do know a little qigong. Qin Feng replied lightly.
"What, Dean Qin really practices qigong?"
Bai Nanlang sneered: "Now I finally admit it, you are a liar who cultivates qigong, I really doubt what Dean Gu thinks, he actually hired you as the honorary dean, this is a serious irresponsibility to the school, I will report this matter to my superiors." ”
Gu Lifu trembled angrily: "Bai Nanlang, you are too shameless. ”
"Am I shameless as you? I just exposed the true face of the liar, if it is rumored that the honorary dean of our University of Chinese Medicine is a qigong master, my university will probably become a laughing stock in the whole country. ”
Looking at the two deans who were arguing, the students and teachers below also had a lot of discussions.
"Is this Dean Qin really a liar, Dean Gu is about to retire, so he is looking for Qin Feng to check and balance Vice Dean Bai?"
"That's not right, Dean Qin is a miracle doctor who has defeated the Korean stick, how can he be a liar. The students and teachers who supported Qin Feng retorted.
"Hehe, the medical skills of Korean sticks are just the skin of Chinese traditional Chinese medicine, and everyone can win. ”
"I believe in Dean Gu's character, Dean Qin has real skills, and the lines on Vice Dean Bai's body just now are the best proof. ”
"Who knows how he used to get the lines out, I don't believe it anyway. ”
Wu Zhiju stomped her feet anxiously, and now the voice of public opinion has begun to slowly tilt towards Bai Nanlang, but at this time, Qin Feng did not stand up to explain.
"Teacher Wu, I think this Dean Qin has nothing to say. Bai Nanlang's assistant sneered.
"Qin Feng, what are you doing, why haven't you come forward to explain?" Wu Zhiju was anxious like an ant on a hot pot.
The current Qin Feng's performance is too bland, which is really abnormal.
Bai Nanlang put on his clothes and said, "Qin Feng, others are afraid of Gu Lifu's face and dare not expose you, but as long as I am still in the University of Traditional Chinese Medicine for one day, I will not allow you to continue to cheat." ”
"Oh, you'd better leave your clothes off now, and you'd better take your pants off as well. Qin Feng calmly reminded.
Bai Nanlang was slightly stunned, and then said angrily: "What do you mean, I just started personal attacks, right?"
Qin Feng shook his head and continued: "Foot Sun Bladder Meridian, this meridian passes through the bladder, everyone should know the effect of the bladder, that is detoxification, and the way of detoxification is nothing more than urine, so"
"So what"
When everyone heard this, they all showed puzzled expressions.
"The surname is Qin, what kind of trick are you still playing, I have already said it, the line on my body has nothing to do with the foot sun bladder meridian. Bai Nanlang said coldly.
However, just as he finished speaking, the people below who saw the sharp eyes suddenly became surprised.
"Oh my God, what do I see?"
"How is this possible, Vice Dean Bai, he is unexpectedly"
"Hahaha!"
The students and teachers below were stunned at first, and then burst into laughter, which made Bai Nanlang on the podium very puzzled and even a little uneasy.
"What you are laughing at, what is too much sun bladder meridian, what is detoxification, it is simply nonsense. ”
At this time, Bai Nanlang's assistant ran to the podium with a pale face, pointed to Bai Nanlang's lower body, and reminded softly: "Dean Bai, you, your pants." ”
Trousers?
Bai Nanlang looked down, and suddenly his face was gray, and then he was embarrassed, only to see a puddle of water stains on the originally neat and dry trousers, and there was a smell of urine on them.
"Pee? Dean Bai actually peed on the podium?" someone laughed.
Bai Nanlang was suddenly embarrassed, why did his pants get wet, listening to the ridicule voice coming from below, he stared at Qin Feng fiercely, and roared: "Qin Feng, what did you do to me?"
Qin Feng said calmly: "Vice Dean Bai, I just said that the Foot Sun Bladder Meridian is the meridian of the human body's detoxification, and I activated this meridian of yours just now, so I am detoxifying you now." Now what else does Vice Dean Bai have to say, you won't say that you peed your pants on purpose. ”
"What, it turns out that what Dean Qin said is true?"
"Haha, I'll just say, Dean Qin just got the Foot Sun Bladder Sutra, who still has any doubts now?"
"I am completely convinced of Mr. Qin's medical skills. ”
Bai Nanlang's face was shy and red at this time, and the feeling of wetness in his crotch made him embarrassed, especially the voice below, which made his face even hotter, and this time he couldn't find the slightest reason to refute.
The most important thing is that his dignified vice president actually peed his pants in a public class, where does he still have the face to continue to stay.
"Qin Feng, you ......" Bai Nanlang only felt dizzy, angry, staring at him with red eyes, and roaring in a low voice: "I'm not done with you about this matter, I'll never die with you!"
Qin Feng shrugged his shoulders and took the lead in applauding: "Vice Dean Bai is serious, in fact, I admire Vice Dean Bai's noble character, in order to prove the existence of the meridians, I did not hesitate to test myself, and used my pants to prove the existence of this foot sun bladder meridian, which is admirable, everyone encourages this fearless spirit." ”
"Bang Bang!" There was a fierce palm below.
These palms are like slaps, every time they sound, it is like a slap in his face, and Bai Nanlang can't wait to get directly into the cracks in the ground.
"Qin Feng, let's see!" Bai Nanlang hated in his heart, this time he could be said to have thrown his face in, leaving a cruel word, and then ran out of the classroom with his crotch and a bell.
"How can it be that a hairy boy is actually oppressed on my head, and this breath must not be swallowed. Bai Nanlang's eyes were gloomy, a sneer appeared at the corner of his mouth, and he said to himself: "I really thought that I, Bai Nanlang, was a bully, and this matter would not be counted like this." ”
"Xiaofen, immediately arrange a car for me to Jiangbei, I want to go to Yaoshan. Bai Nanlang seemed to have made up some kind of determination.
The assistant named Xiaofen heard the word Yaoshan, and his face showed a look of shock: "The Holy Land of Traditional Chinese Medicine, Yaoshan?"
"That's right, they really think that why I, Bai Nanlang, became the vice president of the University of Traditional Chinese Medicine, it is because I have another identity, I am a disciple of Yaoshan. Bai Nanlang said proudly. It's the fourth watch again, and Xiaoshui is weakly asking for support.
(End of chapter)