Hades Flop

Chapter 11: The Sorrowful Monkey

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After an hour of turmoil, Kitsune proves with her actions that she is a foodie and a carnivore.

Her appetite is not much less than that of Woody, a man of 1.83 meters, and Woody has a bulging stomach at this time!

Woody patted his stomach and said contentedly: "I'm finally full, my belly is almost burst!"

Looking at Fox Mei'er's slender waist, eating so many things is the same as not eating, the curve is still slender and soft, Woody smiled: "Mei'er didn't expect you to be able to eat so much, eat more than me, but how can your stomach not protrude at all after eating so much?"

Fox Meier was a little embarrassed by Woody's words, she said coquettishly: "How can anyone have it, it's obviously eaten by her husband, and she said that I, you see that your bulging belly is evidence, and people just eat a little bit, so people's stomachs are just eight points full, and they don't look like they are rising at all!"

After speaking, Fox Meier showed a sly and smug smile!

Woody's face was speechless, and he was powerless to refute at this time!

The right way is to be dumb, and you can't say that you have bitterness when you eat Coptis chinensis!

It's not the first time Woody has dealt with girls, his girlfriend Bai Xue is a savage princess, so Woody is well versed in the ancient golden sentence of good men and little women!

Shrugged his shoulders, Woody was speechless, and after admitting defeat and surrendering, the two of them sat down again, drank some drinks, and then paid and left the cafety barbecue restaurant!

When she just walked out of the door, Fox Meier suddenly said to Woody: "Those men in the corner of my husband's restaurant have been looking at people with lust, do you want to teach them a lesson?"

Woody looked at the man at the table in the corner and wondered what they could see from so far away.

He thought that Hu Mei'er said this to make himself jealous, so he smiled: "Less smelly and beautiful!" People look at you twice because you are good-looking, it is a compliment to you, so you have to be taught a lesson that is really a disaster, besides, you eat people and kill people at every turn, or be more restrained, be gentle like a girl, don't kill people indiscriminately just because your husband is the king of Yama! ”

Fox Mei'er pouted, and said a little aggrieved "oh"!

The two of them are ready to set off to the old place agreed with the monkey - Yonghe food stall on North Street of University Town!

After giving a phone call and confirming that he also set off, Woody and Fox also got into a taxi and drove straight to North Street in University Town!

Woody came to the Yonghe food stall, and the fox Meier was already invisible.

Woody didn't want his college buddy and roommate's monkey to know that he had such a clingy "girlfriend".

There is no wall in the world that can't be exposed, in case this news reaches the ears of his real girlfriend, he really wants to die!

What's more, now Woody is here to comfort the monkey, he just fell out of love, and now you bring a girlfriend over to drink with him?

This is clearly showing that you love to abuse dogs, not with such an exciting person! The boat of friendship will capsize, and then even friends will have to be friends!

At seven o'clock in the evening, the monkey finally dragged his tired body to the Yonghe food stall on the North Street of the University Town!

Monkey's real name: Sun Xiaobao

Gender: Male

Age: 24 years old

Nickname: Sun Monkey

Sun Xiaobao is a native of Yangcheng, and Woody is a college classmate, living in the same dormitory, and the monkey is nicknamed Sun Monkey because he is tall and thin, and his college classmates call him Monkey.

At this time, the monkey's hair is fluffy, his eyes are blank, because of severe myopia, his eyeballs are protruding, forming the legendary dead fish eyes, a pair of thick black myopic glasses, his back is bent, his neck is slightly leaning forward, the two buttons on the shirt have been unbuttoned, and a pair of leather shoes under his feet, every time he lands on the ground, the speed of travel is obviously very slow, and the mood is obviously very depressed and heavy!

Suddenly, Woody's phone vibrated again, and he opened it to take a look.

Disastrous......

I saw that the content of the pop-up message was:

"Name: Sun Xiaobao"

"Birthday: November 20 in the year of Renshen"

"The Six Realms: The Human World"

"Race: Human"

"Zodiac: Monkey"

"Lifespan: twenty-four years"

"Cause of death: suicide by jumping into a river"

"Time of Death: Tonight"

"Note: In the past life, I have cultivated good karma merits, and in this life, I will study it?"

"Please tick for flop confirmation, please cross for trial!"

When Woody saw it, he was suddenly startled, thinking that this monkey didn't expect that he was still an infatuated species, and he could actually do this for a woman, Woody didn't know whether to admire or despise him!

Woody pressed the trial without even thinking about it. After four years of college, Woody knows what a monkey is!

Although the monkey is usually more picky, but his old books and old clothes are reluctant to throw away, all of which are donated to poor mountainous areas, it can be said that he is definitely a good person who picks the door!

After pressing Trial, another dialog box popped up on the phone.

The name of the dialog box is remarked as Hades flop group management Judge Lu.

There are six group managers of the Hades flop group: Lu Zhidao, Lu Zhidao, Cui Jue, Cui Jue, Bai Impermanence, Xie Bi'an, Black Impermanence, Fan Wusave, Niu Tou Niu Gao, and Ma Mian Ma Da.

"Report to the king of Hades, Sun Xiaobao's life has ended, is it true that his merits will be judged for his life?"

"Confirm the trial and increase the longevity of Yang to eighty!"

"Yes!"

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At this time, the monkey was already sitting on the seat, and he picked up a bottle of beer and cooed it for half a bottle!

The monkey saw that Woody was looking at his mobile phone and didn't even say hello when he came, so he said, "I said little Brother Wu, don't play like this, or is it not a brother?" Ask you to come out to drink with me, you're good, I don't even call me when I come to say hello, I just play with my mobile phone! ”

Woody turned off the screen of his phone, and then said with a smile, "Hehe, monkey, why are you here!" I've been drinking for a long time, and you'll have to punish yourself with three glasses! ”

"There is not even an open bottle of beer on this table, why have you been drinking it for a long time?"

"Huh! I can't imagine that you are still such a thief and a thief! Come and drink with you, brother, don't get drunk and don't return! ”

"Come and drink!"

In the blink of an eye, a bottle of beer went down, Woody's face was already flushed, he couldn't drink enough, and he was stuffy with a sip, and he suddenly got a little up!

The monkey opened two more bottles and handed one to Woody, who took it and asked, "Monkey, you haven't eaten yet, have you?" Eat some fried pho first, come! ”

The monkey sighed at this time and said, "Hey! No appetite! ”

After that, I picked up the beer and a bottle of wine, and it was so harmonized!

In the blink of an eye, the monkey blew five bottles of beer, and the whole person began to be a little confused, and his speech was a little slurred!

Woody knew that the monkey was almost drunk at this point. So I asked him!

"Hey! Monkeys, you don't either, do you? For a woman, I want to die or live! ”

The monkey squinted half of his eyes and looked at Woody with half eyes open, he stretched out his right hand and waved it very seriously, and said inarticulately: "Zhenzhen is not an ordinary woman, she is my life, I can't live without her!"

"We were childhood sweethearts, going to elementary school together, junior high school together, and college together."

"For her, I can fight with others, for her, I can change from a bad student to a good student, for her, I can stay up all night reading and studying, and she was admitted to the same university, and for her, I gave up my position as a civil servant in other places and stayed in Yangcheng."

"But why? Why would she abandon me for a man I've known for less than three months? Why ......?"

The wine was even more sorrowful, and the monkey couldn't help but shed tears of pain as he spoke!

If a man can shed a tear for a woman, it means three things, first, he loves her, second, he loves her, and third, he loves her!

The more the monkey talked, the more sad he became, the more he cried, the more aggrieved he became, more than 20 years of emotion seemed to be exhausted from his mouth, more than 20 years of inseparability seemed to be draining in his tears, and more than 20 years of love all turned into grievances and disappeared in the crying of a man in his twenties......

What you can't get is always in turmoil, and what is favored has no beginning and no end......

This is not just a lyric, but also a pantomime staged every day on the road of love, in which the pain of growing up can only be experienced by yourself!

No one would have thought that the man who was lying on the table and crying for that woman would not even bother to look at that woman in the future!

Not because of hate, but because of ......

Fox Meier sat next to Woody and watched them drink quietly, when she saw the monkey crying about his sad history, she was also moved, seeing the monkey lying on the table so aggrieved and crying, her heart was also deeply infected, and immediately hugged Woody's arm and said pitifully: "Husband monkey, he is so pitiful!" Mei'er also feels so wronged, her husband hugs! ”

Woody said with a smile: "Silly girl, don't be wronged!" After speaking, he hugged her tightly into his arms!

Night......

The monkey cried tired and fell asleep on the table!

On the road of love, when you are young, one person is lonely, two people are lonely, and later when you get old, two people are lonely, and one person is lonely!

With the sound of a gunshot, this night in Yang Cheng is destined to be an uneasy night!

(To be continued...... ）