Chapter Sixty-Seven: The Butler's Night Charm
Hearing Hua Momo mention how to deal with bats, Long Yi frowned: "Why haven't I heard of this kind of bat?" It stands to reason that I should dabble in all the species that can transform into demons. ”
Hua Momo explained to him, "This kind of bat has only appeared in the last few years, and it's normal for you to not know." ”
In front of He Chenggong, she didn't dare to say that this bat had only appeared in the last few hundred years, only a few years. The provincial scared He Chenggong and his family. If you want to say a few hundred years, they will immediately know that Long Yi has lived to the age of frightening death.
"Can this thing be boiled? Since he came to snatch my braised pork, I simply ate him" Long Yi is becoming more and more foodie now, and before the retreat, he always occasionally gathered friends to eat something, not so much to eat, but to chat. But now he is completely captured by the delicacy of this era.
Hua Momo said that she didn't know, and she hadn't eaten it.
"I guess it won't be delicious, let him go, I'll ask questions after a long night," Long Yi said and walked into the room. If you don't eat again, the food will be cold.
Hua Momo stretched out her hand and pointed, and the ice and snow lotus disappeared. After being freed, the bat immediately fell to its knees and begged for mercy.
Hua Momo didn't bother to pay attention to him, and went straight to the room with Long Yi. With Long Yi here, it is impossible for this bat to run.
The bat wondered why she suddenly ignored herself, and the thief looked around, only to be startled when he saw Long Yi. He clearly felt a terrifying pressure from Long Yi. As an animal demon, he is very sensitive to the coercion perception of the king of beasts.
It completely discouraged the idea of running away, and followed it towards the room. When he arrived in the room, he quickly knelt down and waited for Long Yi to ask.
Long Yi was not in a hurry at all, first filled the wine for He Chenggong, and then sandwiched a piece of braised cow and mouse monster meat for Yu Fang and He Qian, and then asked the bat: "What's your name?" ”
The bat hurriedly knocked his head on the ground: "Back to my lord, the little demon night ghost." ”
"Night Charm? Ip Man's sister? "Long Yiting can interpret.
His words caused a burst of laughter, He Qian asked him to be serious, how serious people are kneeling on the ground, it's not good for him to laugh at people like this.
In this case, He Qian dared to say that the night ghost did not dare to say it, and the night ghost seriously told Long Yi that he was the night of the night, the ghost of the ghost.
Long Yi nodded, "You have a good name, I can't see that you are still a literate demon." ”
"Don't dare, just get up casually."
"Don't talk nonsense, in that house to the west, are you doing tricks?"
"Excuse me, my lord, which is Xi?"
"Just praise you for being educated, and you will give me the whole thing that is the West." Long Yi said, pointing to the west angrily.
After deciding on the direction, Nightglow honestly replied, "Yes, my lord, I do live over there." I thought the house was good, so I took it for myself. ”
"Occupy it well" As soon as Long Yi said it, he felt that something was wrong. Although he thinks it is indeed good and can save himself money to buy a house, it is inhumane and does not conform to socialist values. So he quickly changed his words: "How can you do such a thing? Do you have any monsters? ”
"The little demon knows his mistake, please spare me once, I will correct it" begged in his mouth, the night ghost's head hit the ground, and Bangbang kowtowed again.
Long Yi didn't want to kill him, it was useless to kill him, he couldn't eat it, and he couldn't avenge the dead. After thinking about it, he told Night Charm, "You go back and clean up the house for me now, and I'll live there tomorrow." From now on you will be my steward. Don't try to run away, you'll hurt yourself. ”
"Yes, the villain doesn't dare" Night Charm slammed her head on the ground again. And at this time, Long Yi remembered something again: "Are you male or female, why is your voice so neutral?" ”
"Back to the adult, the villain is the mother's" Night Charm wanted to say that she was a woman, but Long Yi asked the male and female, so she could only answer like this.
Long Yi nodded and told her, "You go back and get a short haircut, dye your hair black, your voice is suitable for Chunchun's hairstyle." ”
"Who is Chunchun?"
"Ask on the street."
"Yes, what else do you have to say?"
"Ripping off your fangs will frighten the little girl."
"No, my lord, I have to drink blood every three days, and I use these fangs to suck blood?"
"You don't put blood in a cup and drink it, you have to bite people with your teeth."
"Isn't it a habit, we are born to bite with our mouths."
"Hurry up and fix this stinky problem. And in the future, you are not allowed to drink blood indiscriminately, to drink those guys who are corrupt all day long, or abduction. Those who sell people and smuggle drugs are not allowed to move by good people anyway. ”
"Yes"
"Also, put on makeup, your face is too ugly, think you're Michael Jackson"
"Yes"
"In addition, I changed my clothes or something."
"Yes"
"Nothing else, let's go back. Remember to change to a large bed that can accommodate three people. ”
"Yes" The bat led the order to leave, and the others looked at Long Yi one after another, and He Qian asked him, "Why do you want a bed for three people?" What do you want? ”
"Wouldn't it be more spacious?" Long Yi asked innocently.
"I hope you're just for spaciousness" He Qian didn't believe him, picked up the meat of the bull and mouse monster in the bowl and bit it down hard. One bite and my heart was overjoyed: "Wow, it's so delicious, so tender and smooth." Xiao Cui quickly went and ordered the kitchen to make two more copies, and I will work hard to eat tonight. ”
A group of people were eating happily, and at this time in He Qian's car, poor He Lili had been forgotten. She was lying in the car and couldn't say that she couldn't move, and the world was full of grievances.
After eating a whole plate of braised beef and rat monster meat, He Qian touched her stomach and looked satisfied. At this time, Long Yi next to him didn't know what he thought, and the corners of his mouth curled.
He Qian asked him why he was smiling so cheaply?
Long Yi didn't answer her, but reminded He Chenggong: "Old man, this beef and rat meat is a big supplement, and it should be hot and uncomfortable after a while." You better go back to the room with your mother-in-law, meditate and breathe, if it doesn't work, you can only vent like that. ”
Long Yi didn't say anything, but everyone understood. He Chenggong was very obedient and hurriedly pulled his wife back to the room. And He Qian finally knew why this girl was smiling so cheaply, it turned out that this rat meat still had spring. The function of the drug.
He Qian doesn't care about this, he guards a man, although he hasn't done that, but sooner or later, it doesn't matter. But Xiao Cui, who eats as much as she eats next to her, seems to be in trouble.
He Qian pulled Long Yi up and patted Xiaocui on the shoulder: "Sister, take care, there are some things that can't be borrowed." After speaking, he walked away with Long Yi.
Xiao Cui looked bitter, she didn't know what to do, if she really couldn't stand it, it seemed that she could only solve it by herself.
Just when she was complaining in her heart about why she didn't have a man to hurt, Hua Momo next to her suddenly told her: "I'll sleep in the same room with you." ”
"Do you want to play Lily Bloom?" Xiao Cui obviously wanted to be crooked.
Hua Momo told him not to think about it, and told her that he would help her dissolve the energy in the bull and mouse monster's flesh into her body. But if she really wants to have something exciting, she can also accompany her.
As she spoke, Hua Momo looked at the pair of covetous on Xiao Cui's chest.
Xiao Cui hurriedly covered his chest with his hands: "Why are you all so colorful, you have it yourself, and it's not small, if it's not enough, use spells to make it bigger." ”
"Use spells to cheat more, I'm a real beauty" Hua Momo pulled Xiao Cui up, and the two of them also walked to the room.
Silence returned to the living room, and in some bedrooms there was a flurry of nosebleeds.
In the courtyard, poor He Lili was lying on the back seat of the car, staring blankly at the roof. The voice of the heart makes people sympathize - "Why am I so miserable, come to someone, who will save me." ”
Poor girl, isn't it just playing online dating, playing so much is not a sin that people can bear.
At this time, she was scolding, scolding the bastard who planted a demon fetus in his belly. Not to mention the feelings, he didn't even dare to go home.
At the same time, he was also scolding He Qian, scolding that girl for having such a bad memory, forgetting to put herself here, she must have been busy making out with men, and she felt sorry for herself being cold and hungry here. It's embarrassing to say it's a dead friend, a dead friend of the opposite sex and no humanity.
Just as he was scolding, the car door suddenly opened. He Qian's apologetic face appeared in front of her eyes: "I'm sorry little beauty, I almost forgot about you, it's really my experience of taking a girl home." ”
As he spoke, He Qian let go of the car door, and Long Yilai behind him picked He Lili out of the car.
Holding He Lili, Long Yi asked He Qian which room to carry to.
"Nonsense, of course it was our room"
"Okay."
Long Yi was a little depressed at this time, originally he thought that He Qian would have that kind of hot feeling after eating the meat of the bull and rat monster. But he forgot that He Qian was not just He Qian, but also her phoenix Ah Xia, who had a fiery celestial vein on him.
Moreover, there is only half of her fiery celestial vein left, and that bit of bull and rat monster flesh touching her low temperature does not have any effect at all. After going back to the room for a long time, He Qian didn't get hot.
It doesn't matter if it's not hot, it's two people anyway, and you can still get on it, but it's not so open because of the first time, and it's not as intense as if it's hot. But no matter what, just be able to get on it.
But it's good to die, at this time, He Qian thought about He Lili in the car - "There is still a person in our car?" ”
"It's okay to throw it for a while," Long Yishou began to grope very dishonestly.
"No, we're dead friends" He Qian knocked his hand off, and pulled her to rescue He Lili.
Carrying He Lili back to the room, Long Yi asked if he wanted to take off He Lili's demon fetus now.
"Of course" He Qian thought about it after speaking, and asked Long Yi to close his eyes and stretch out his hand.
Long Yi did as he said.
He Qian grabbed his hand and put it under He Lili's skirt: "Anyway, in the stomach, the eyes are useless, you just fumble around like this." Think of yourself as a doctor and don't have any evil thoughts. ”
Long Yi nodded to reassure her, saying that he was not only a doctor, but also an angel in white with noble medical ethics. He would never have any idea of the patient, and in his eyes, the patient was the patient. The doctor-patient relationship will never be messed up like anything else.
Long Yi said seriously, but He Qian only pouted at this: "Only by believing in you can you have a ghost." ”
He Qian still knows Long Yi quite well, how Long Yi wants to untie He Lili's body at this time, listen to her ecstasy under her serious surgery, Long Yi pulled his hand back.
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