Chapter 82: Poisonous Genius
If history had developed on a normal track, Jia Xu and Guo Jia would have been an excellent pair of old friends, but now Jia Xu is still Zhang Xiu's mastermind, and Guo Jia is still Cao Cao's military advisor.
"In the battle of Qiyang, Fengxiao's stealing beams and changing pillars is shocking. The old man has an old bone, but he still has to run away on horseback. I remember that Chen Gongtai said at the time that the person who came out with this imperceptible plot of ghosts and gods must be a person who cried ghosts and gods in the world. Today, it seems, it is. Being able to jump around under the enemy's nose for more than two months is very human. It's just a pity that Wen Jin, in order to find the traces of you and Commander Xu, he rushed to investigate in person at the slightest disturbance, but he never expected that the person he was looking for in every possible way was under his own hands-carrying ordinary soil and stones, calculating some trivial accounts......"
Guo Jia listened to Jia Xu's praise, but he did not hide his smugness, raised his eyebrows and raised the corners of his mouth: "That's that, what I Guo Fengxiao did, it was all unaware, I wanted to re-enter Shouchun Palace with the tiger idiot, and take off the head of your young general, and finally think about it." It is better to leave a decent opponent for Cao Gong in the Central Plains, otherwise according to Cao Gong's fetishes, hehe, I am afraid that there will be chaos of the Chinese New Year's Eve mutiny. ”
In the eyes of others, Guo Jia seemed to be bragging, and even Xu Chu muttered beside him: I don't know who hugged Lao Tzu's thighs every night when he went to bed, and didn't let Lao Tzu touch into Shouchun Palace to avenge Dian Dawei. I was afraid that there would be no one around to protect me, but I insisted on brazenly saying something righteous and awe-inspiring like saving my strength and not letting me enter the wolf's den.
Guo Jia said frivolously, but Jia Xu was serious, his eyes were wide open and he looked at Guo Jia with a scared and believing expression, and even wiped a cold sweat and said: "Oh, if this is the case, Wen Jin will be really dangerous, Shouchun Palace is only guarded by some ordinary soldiers these days, and the Wuwei Battalion travels with Wen Jin every day, and is not responsible for guarding at night." The old man of Tiger Power led by Xu has seen it, and it is not enough to describe its fierceness to call it a tiger! ”
A trace of doubt flashed in Guo Jia's eyes, but Xu Chu had obvious remorse on his face, and even secretly clenched his fists fiercely.
Sighing slightly in his heart, Guo Jia said with an impatient look: "Old man, what are you doing so much, what is the matter, tell me directly, my son's time is very tight, and I don't have time to waste it with you here!" ”
Jia Xu was not angry, and returned to normalcy and said: "Fengxiao is not in a hurry, the old man came out just to ask, Fengxiao's talent, how many places can you rank in the world?" What is your ability? ”
Guo Jia didn't even think about it, and blurted out: "Needless to say, this son's talent is the second in the world, and he is 308,000 miles." As for the first, hehe, with me Guo Fengxiao, don't think about being born first! ”
"The talent of this son can only be described as rare in heaven and the only one on earth. The sky can pick the stars and the moon and destroy the sun, and the earth can travel to Kyushu and haunt Penglai Xianzhou. In a word, Ben Gongzi is an omnipotent and invincible existence in this world! ”
"Old man, I'm not afraid to tell you, just you hid behind that dirt and rock just now, and my son would have found out a long time ago. Otherwise, do you think this son will say so many things to a stupid person who doesn't understand anything? You are still too naïve, in fact, all of this is directed by Ben Gongzi. Haha, are you afraid, if you are afraid, hurry up and get away, this son reads for the sake of your old arms and legs, don't be stupid, this son will let you chase you on one leg! ”
Jia Xu listened to Guo Jia's self-description with a quiet smile, and when Guo Jia's voice died down slightly, Jia Xu said slowly: "Since Guo Fengxiao is really as capable as Guo Fengxiao said, why do you contribute to our army to build a city foundation for a little dry food?" ”
"Hmph, I really think that this son is trapped by your so-called food plan economy, you are really wrong, what kind of person is this son, he doesn't want anything, he doesn't even use his mouth, just rely on this young and handsome face, he can be eaten and dressed at any time and be carried out of the country, believe it or not? The reason why this son stayed in Huainan was just to see what this straw bag Zhang Xiu wanted to do. Guo Jia snorted several times in his nostrils, looking like he was under my control, and the delicacies were at his fingertips.
And Jia Xu just listened to Guo Jia quietly when he spoke. In today's words, it's just to watch you pretend to be forced quietly. It's just that as soon as Guo Jia finished speaking, Xu Chu grabbed Guo Jia's fine throat with one hand and shook it violently: "You little white face, you still complain in front of me every day, saying that there is no food and no food on the road, and the deceived Lao Tzu works hard every day to carry soil and stones for Zhang Xiu to earn more food and wages, how can you say that you can go back to Xuchang at any time?" It's okay to stop Lao Tzu from assassinating Zhang Xiu's thief, and actually trick Lao Tzu into suffering with you. We have already returned to Xuchang at this time, and we can even beat Huainan again, you dog liar! ”
At this time, Jia Xu was still looking at Guo Jia's thin body, and was suddenly lifted up by Xu Chu, who was extremely angry, with one hand and shook violently!
Xu Chu doesn't care about it now, Jia Xu was hiding well, since he dared to jump out, Xu Chu was not stupid, he must know that Jia Xu's entourage guards were watching not far away. Even the old man sent someone to inform Zhang Xiu when he recognized himself and Guo Jia. At this time, it has been exposed anyway, so it is better to do a big job. He is a fierce tiger, even if he is still a tiger in the wolf's den, he will directly hold Jia Xu, an old immortal, hostage, and ask for a horse and enough dry food to go directly. If you can't go, you will be killed, and you don't care about Guo Jia's goods. Anyway, now that it can be seen, this guy has no loyalty to the lord at all, he is timid and afraid of death, loves to brag, and is a little clever, but he hatefully uses his wit to save his life. On the night of the rebellion, he actually deceived the commander of the army to ignore the lord and protect himself to run away from the encirclement, and there are still such strategists in the world?
If he hadn't always relied on him to deal with Zhang Xiu's search for soldiers and horses, Xu Chu would have wanted to get rid of Guo Jia first.
Jia Xu, who was silent, suddenly said lightly: "Okay, the old man wants to know almost everything." It's hard for the two of you to die together, now, let Wenjin solve all this. ”
Almost the moment Jia Xu opened his mouth, Xu Chu let go of the hand holding Guo Jia, turned his head and reached out to grab Jia Xu's scribe's thick robe with lightning speed.
Jia Xu made a move at the same time as Xu Chu's shot, and at a glance, he knew that he had already taken precautions. Two veteran hands reached out from the wide sleeves of their robes and quickly blocked in front of them.
The "fast" here is only for the general situation, and for Xu Chu, who has long planned to start, it is not at all speedy. Jia Xu's old arm had just been raised, and one of Xu Chu's hairy hands was about to grab Jia Xu's collar.
In the next second, Jia Xu seemed to repeat Guo Jia's painful lesson: he was lifted by Xu Chu, who was unparalleled in tiger power, with one hand, and then threw it away, and could only lie on the ground and hum.
However, that is only one of the countless possibilities in the next second, the actual situation is - Jia Xu let go of his right hand at the moment when Xu Chu was about to succeed, and then, a stream of earthy yellow things went straight to Xu Chu's round eyes!
The old immortal stinks shamelessly!
This is the first and last sentence that Xu Chu shouted after being recruited. Because a thick wooden stick flew from behind Xu Chu, although Xu Chu could hear the sound of breaking the air, and even blocked his left hand behind, but Xu Chu, who was pinched into crushed soil and entered his eyes, couldn't grasp the direction of the wooden stick for a while, and his left hand just rubbed the wooden stick, and then he was hit by the wooden stick in the neck, and fell to the ground with a snort.
A black-faced man jumped out from a dozen steps away, and laughed wildly with a smile that couldn't be concealed: "Lao Tzu's ability to rob houses is still useful, even a tiger idiot can solve it!" ”
Jia Xu, who still maintained a kind smile, nodded at the black-faced big man Zanke, and turned his head to face Guo Jia and Guo Fengxiao, who were still slammed on the ground by Xu Chu, and squinted his eyes with a smile.
As the black-faced man made a move, more than a dozen elite Wuwei battalion guards jumped out in the distance, rushing over with a bright scimitar in their hands.
These are the personal guards arranged by Zhang Xiu for Jia Xu, and more than ten of the most elite and loyal Wuwei battalion personal guards led by Zhou Cang.
According to Zhang Xiu's idea, no matter where Zhang Xiu goes or what he does in the future, he will take Jia Xu with him. That is, really regard Jia Xu as a part of himself, an extension of his body! Treating his loved ones, Zhang Xiu asked Zhou Cang to be Jia Xu's guard commander.
The guards of the Wuwei battalion quickly arrived, took out the rope and went to tie Xu Chu first, but thanks to their fast running, Xu Chu woke up after more than ten seconds of dizziness, and his arms were propped up and he had to break free from the rope.
As for why I use the word "again" to describe it, refer to Xu Chu's performance in the first field battle of the Battle of Qiyang.
It's a pity that the ropes of the Wuwei camp are all the ropes used by these Xiliang athletes to tie horses, and the tying techniques are also tied according to the method of tying horses and leopards, not like those ordinary soldiers in the Battle of Qiyang, who are only tied in the way of tying people.
A person who can drag a strong ox to walk a hundred steps with its tail can no longer be treated with the same way as a normal person.
More than a dozen guards of the Wuwei battalion used more than a dozen sets of horse ropes to tie together, and finally ensured that Xu Chu could not hold up the rope in the slightest. Then he greeted Jia Xu in the Wuwei dialect.
Jia Xu and Zhang Xiu are fellow villagers and Wuwei people, which is why Zhang Xiu didn't choose elite soldiers and directly assigned a Wuwei battalion guard to Jia Xu.
Finally, Zhou Cang, who was swept off the horse by Xu Chu with a knife before Yixue, swaggered and kicked Xu Chu hard, and then walked towards Guo Jia.
Guo Jia gave up the plan to escape the moment Xu Chu fainted, he was resourceful, just a thin son, not really powerless, but compared to any one on Jia Xu's side, it was absolutely impossible to escape.
Jia Xu followed Zhou Cang to Guo Jia, who was lying on the ground and calmly watching all this happening, and said slowly: "Fengxiao, your strength lies in seeking the country and the army, but not in seeking your heart and body!" ”
Guo Jia ignored Jia Xu, lowered his head and muttered something to himself.
This provoked Zhou Cang, the great commander of Zhou Cang, who was the supreme master of Jia Xu, and Zhou Cang immediately leaned down to grab Guo Jia's collar, and made a gesture to lift this thin boy like Xu Chu just now and beat him violently.
It's just that as soon as he leaned down, Guo Jia's hand that had been holding the ground suddenly shook violently, and then, a stream of dirt that was tantamount to the spilled in Jia Xu's hand flew towards Zhou Cang's eyes.
"The little white face stinks and is shameless!" Zhou Cang scolded and leaned back to dodge.
Guo Jia threw it just to take a breath, and there was no continuation at all.
Jia Xu still looked calm and light behind Zhou Cang, still squinting and looking at Guo Jia with a kind demeanor.
Guo Jia looked helpless, let go of his other hand holding the ground, and let the soil in his palm slowly flow down from his fingers: "You don't have to squint, it's gone." ”
Jia Xu's eyes, which only had one slit, finally opened a little, and nodded slightly towards Guo Jia. That means, play with me, you're tender.
At this moment, at the moment when everyone thought it was over, Jia Xu suddenly burst out and threw his left hand towards Guo Jia, who looked up and spoke.
Then, only to hear a foul mouth: "Ah! My eyes! It's shameless to be old and immortal! ”
Jia Xu clapped his hands calmly, slapped the soil stuck to his two hands, and said silently: "This person is scheming, good at trickery, plug his mouth, and bring it back." ”
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