Chapter 8: Laughter (Part II)

Along the way, if I and my junior brother were to see the house, we would definitely be on guard for 120 percent, and we would pay full attention and not be distracted at all, because there are so many suspicious things here. But life is often that when we are about to concentrate on something, there will always be a stupid B next to us who will run by very unfortunate and take your IQ out of the service area. And what's even more unfortunate is that we have this stupid B with us all the time.

Qiao Qi talked a lot of nonsense along the way, and now that I think about it, it turned out to be distracting me and my junior brother, but what he was scheming about was that he was talking about things that I was interested in with my junior brother, for example, when I asked him about him in the underground palace, why did he lie and say that my blood was blood?

In fact, I should have found out about this at that time, but because I was in that strange environment at that time, everything I encountered was greatly unexpected by me, I didn't have the energy or the mind to think about his words, but more, it should be that I didn't care, until my junior brother mentioned to me that the cold bench was a bloody poison, and I remembered that Qiao Fuzi seemed to have said something similar to me.

Actually, it is very simple to overthrow Qiao Fuzi, there are many "people" who can be my "human" testimony, such as the ghost monkey who scratched my shoulder, the ground head green who bit my right leg, if I am also a blood poisoner, and my blood is also blood, then the two of them would have been poisoned by me a long time ago, but the fact is that they are all alive now.

After Qiao Qi listened to my analysis, he was stunned for a moment, and after about ten seconds, he suddenly looked up to the sky and laughed, laughing so much that the folds on his face were trembling, and he shouted: "Providence, Providence...... I asked him what providence, he just laughed, shook his head while laughing, looked at me, looked at my junior brother again, and then said to me: "Brother Qianyi, I can answer your first question, with your ingenuity, you should have guessed a long time ago, the person who suddenly turned on the flashlight at the wellhead at that time was the sixth son, And the sixth son was under the orders of your third uncle, that is, my boss at that time, so it was actually your third uncle who really wanted your life. ”

I was surprised, and sure enough, I guessed correctly, it was indeed the flashlight that the third master asked the sixth son to turn on, but what I didn't expect was that I had no grievances with him, and the old guy of the third master actually wanted my life!

"Brother Qianyi, you don't have to panic." Qiao Qi comforted me and said, "Your life is okay for the time being, as long as you can keep your mouth shut and keep your identity as a blood poisoner, your third master just wants to move you, I'm afraid I won't be able to do it in a short time." ”

The junior brother sighed and said: "You mean to say that at that time, you deceived the third old man and my senior brother about refuting blood, in fact, it was to save my senior brother, otherwise he would have been thrown down to feed the snake?" Qiao Qi touched his chin with a smile and nodded, "The son can be taught." ”

The junior brother thought for a while and said, "But since my senior brother can analyze that you are fucking lying, why can't the third old man analyze it?" "When I think about it, too, the third master is cunning and cunning, and it is impossible for him not to guess this game.

Qiao begged and laughed, and said, "Perhaps, he is not as smart as you think, or maybe, what other calculations he is making, who knows?" As he spoke, Qiao Qi suddenly shook his shoulders, escaped from under the palm of his junior brother, and with a tilt of his body, he flashed between the two walls next to him, damn it, gone?!

This series of movements happened so fast that it didn't take even a second of effort, just a few tenths of a second. To be honest, my brother and I are already very fast, and no one has ever been able to escape from under our noses, let alone under the noses of the two of us, it was almost an instant, and even my brother and I only felt a gust of wind passing in front of us, and we could vaguely see a vague figure, but the person was gone.

What surprised me the most was that he could disappear out of thin air?! The alley was a gap between the outer walls of the two bungalows, only about thirty or forty centimeters wide, and the fatter people would get stuck as soon as they entered, so it was more of a crack in the wall than an alley.

I went up with my brother to check, these two walls are solid brick walls, one of them may still be a large family, sealed with a layer of cement on the outside of the adobe bricks, but it is not meticulously sealed, and it can even be said to be very rough, uneven to the touch, very abrasive; The other one, which is usually built with red bricks and thin mud to build houses, does not look very strong, and I estimate that a slightly stronger person should be able to collapse with a punch.

Although I have experienced so many unbelievable things in the Bagua Dungeon, I won't believe that a big living person disappears out of thin air, and I won't believe it if I kill him, so to rule out the possibility of him disappearing out of thin air, we must find out the real reason why he disappeared quickly in front of us.

After we surveyed, we found that the crack in the wall was not short, and it looked like it was about thirty or forty meters deep, and at about fifteen or sixteen meters, a fork appeared to the left. According to the current planning of the building layout, I think it may be because the cement wall on my right hand is very long, as I said earlier, it is a large household, and the family on my left hand side is obviously a poor middle peasant, and the house cannot be built so big, so when it is fifteen or sixteen meters deep, it will come to an end, and then there will be another poor middle peasant, and the fork that I found with my junior brother is a path left between the root of the back wall of this middle peasant and the door of the latter middle peasant.

At this time, the junior brother said, "Will it be ...... Did he get here? ”

Actually, after discovering this fork, my first thought was the same, but if I think about it a little more, I will find that it is impossible because of lack of time.

As far as I know, the fastest man in the 50m sprint in the world is Canada's Donovan Bailey, who broke the Guinness World Record in 1996 with a time of 5.56 seconds. So on average, it is 8.99 meters per second, and then use the distance here to remove, it is calculated according to 15 meters, and the result is at least 668 seconds, and Qiao Qi's sudden, it is definitely not more than a second, can it be said that this little old man with a wrinkled face can run faster than the world champion?

When I told my brother about my analysis, he shook his head, preferring to believe that he was the one who broke the Guinness record. As he spoke, the junior brother had a whim and asked me to pinch my watch and write it down for him. I swore that I had absolutely not done anything, and when my brother came over to look at it, I was shocked, and the time displayed on my watch was: one second, six four. The junior brother immediately said excitedly: "Lao Tzu - I want to apply for a world record!" ”

I perfunctory him: "Okay, okay, we'll go when we find Qiao Qi." "I pressed the zero button on one side. I really don't want to hit him, the shortest sprint in the world has to be at least fifty meters, this kid ran fifteen meters, what are you yelling about?

"Now that the possibility of running away has been ruled out, what else is there to do to make people disappear quickly?" My mind suddenly had an idea: "Wait, will it ...... Is there a secret door here? The old man, who knew how to do it, probably hid in these two walls. ”

The more I thought about it, the more I felt that it was very likely, so I divided the labor with my brother and sister (although this kid was still immersed in the fantasy that he had broken the world record), I was in charge of the brick wall on the left, and he was in charge of the cement wall on the right, starting from where Qiao Qi disappeared, and extending six or seven meters back, staggering up and down all the way, but soon, we paid the price of blood.