Twelve episodes of the Hot Mom Era
The outward bound training that Zhao Dongdong said was held in the villa that circled the mountainside.
There are wild monkeys that roam the mountain to the trail of the mountain village, and they wantonly stretch out their furry claws to ask for food from passers-by.
There are also tourists from all over the world, who invariably crowd into this small village.
Residents here have started their own small business of restaurants and hotels in their own farmhouses.
This small village has a sense of seclusion, and the hospitable owners of the homes suggest that it is a place of peace and contentment.
I followed the group to the small farmhouse where I was staying. Walking through the dining room on the first floor, you can see large round tables one after another. There are also tourists from all over the world at the table, happily eating the delicious meals served by the proprietress .
Finally, with the large army, they climbed through the steep stairs and climbed to the second floor.
Tired but also ecstatic, I was finally able to kick in the door and rush over the bed to ensure that I woke up naturally.
I feel like a dying dog.
With dreams of a good night's sleep, I happily waited for a room to be allocated.
Zhao Dongdong finally walked up to me and said calmly: "In the entire farmhouse of the villa, only this one has two rooms. I live in the front room with those coaches, and you and Hu Xiaodong live in one room for the time being. He handed over the key.
Hu Xiaodong happily took the key and said, "Don't be wronged." ”
I depressedly grabbed Zhao Dongdong, who was about to escape. "Zhao Dongdong, do you think this is appropriate?"
"That's right!" He said.
"Suitable for your uncle!" I anxiously pointed to Hu Xiaodong, who was standing aside and watching coldly: "He's a man, I'm a woman, big brother, do you have fun like this?" What will I do if this gets out?! ”
"Xiao Dai, in addition to this arrangement, you have two choices. First, you go to sleep in the car by yourself, and I share a room with Xiaodong. In fact, the car is also very good, just how happy you are. Second, if you go to a room with those big men, there's actually nothing wrong with it, but the space is a little narrower. Zhao Dongdong stared at me with frowns: "You have to squeeze a room with them." You see, you live in the car by yourself, and in the dead of night, you are not afraid of a little snake and a little ghost? In comparison, you only have a room with Hu Xiaodong that is safer. As far as Xiaodong's character is concerned, do you think he will drip you or what? ”
I couldn't help but suspect that this was a trap, and just as the proprietress came up to deliver water, I hurried over to flatter: "Sister, do you still have a vacant room here?" ”
The eldest sister didn't know what was going on, so she glanced at me with a different gaze and said, "Didn't you just assign a room?" Why don't you live anymore? If you don't want to live, remember to go down and return the key, there is still a place to live waiting to grab the room!"
I stared at the back of the proprietress in a daze, Zhao Dongdong patted me on the shoulder with a look of regret, and said, "Forget it, sisters, compared to the outside world, it is still your boyfriend's room is more reliable." And our room only has three single beds, but there are 6 people, which means that we two big men squeeze one bed. And your room has two beds, let's be sure, you don't live with me! ”
It's a poor arrangement, but it's better than no bed.
I reluctantly agreed to this arrangement, but the moment Hu Xiaodong pushed the door open, I was really sad why Fang was uncertain, I knew that I would rather go to Hu Xiaodong's little Pusang to spend the night with lonely ghosts, it was more interesting than this.
The first thing you can see is two of the oldest bed beds, plus the most old-fashioned bedding and home furnishings. Even the TV sets are so old and new.
I didn't believe my eyes at all, I felt like the moment I pushed the door in, I was experiencing a real time trip through the 90s and 70s.
It must have been any door that Doraemon, who had traveled to China, and had taken away.
What's even more unbearable is that this TV with a permanent history, no matter how Hu Xiaodong tinkers with it and how hard he hits it, it will always be a picture of an electrocardiogram bursting wildly.
The fact that the TV was a scrap didn't bother me, but the fact that it didn't bother me was that there was no Wi-Fi in the place. If that's the case, I wouldn't be slumped at all, the point is that I forgot to bring a charger, but it's worth balancing that this room doesn't even have a charging socket.
No matter how Hu Xiaodong has mixed feelings, the charging plug can't fit into the only jack.
I comforted the manic him behind him.
"Don't worry, big brother, isn't there still me! If you're bored, I'll chat with you. ”
As soon as the words fell, Zhao Dongdong broke into the door and shouted, "Do you have a signal on your mobile phone?" Why is there no signal on everyone's mobile phones? ”
The news was really like a basin of cold water poured on me, and we were anxiously looking for power.
It was a really interesting trip, and in the evening a bun of serial killers would chop us all into meat sauce and make meat buns to entertain the guests.
I am sincerely glad that Gong Xiaoyi took my daughter away and saved her from disaster.
"How many days are we going to stay here?" I asked Zhao Dongdong.
"We'll go home tomorrow afternoon."
"Maybe we're going to be buns tonight." I almost couldn't help but say it.
While they were having lunch, I took a light nap.
When I woke up, the floor was empty.
There was no signal on my phone, so I had to go out and look for them.
Today's sun was particularly dazzling, and I came to Hu Xiaodong's car, but there was still no trace of them in this empty mountain villa.
I had to put on my sunglasses and continue to search for them.
It wasn't long before someone came up in my direction with a DSLR.
I was overjoyed that there were living people here.
This man looked like a photographer, and I walked in and asked, "Hello." Excuse me?"
"Are you looking for Zhao Dongdong and them?" He smiled and asked rhetorically.
"That's right! Yes, I'm just looking for them. ”
"They're up the mountain, I'm just going over, let's go together!"
"Good!"
"We must arrive earlier than them, they lead the team on foot, and we will drive up the hill in a few minutes."
"Okay, if we can find them."
As the photographer said, we went up the hill before them.
The photographer helped prepare some hanging things, as well as hard hats, wires, knee pads and wrist pads, and various iron nails.
I craned my neck curiously.
The photographer looked up at me and smiled, "Do you want to try it later?" He raised his tools as he spoke.
"Try what?"
"Rock climbing." Then pull the rope in your hand hard" is an extreme sport. Have you played it? In a while, there will be an instructor demonstration, that is, from the top of this mountain, hanging a rope, walking down this cliff. ”
I looked up in the direction of the photographer's finger and said, "So tall? People who are not in good health will definitely not be able to bear it. ”
"Yes! But which of the people who came this time was not in good health? So everyone has to try it once. This is the focus of this expansion. ”
"Wouldn't it? Then Zhao Xiaodong, Hu Xiaodong, including me, all have to come down from above? ”
"Or else?"
I want to run now, but I can't run.
I was faced with the dilemma that I would be exhausted from walking down the mountain now, and I would be scared to death when I came down from the top of the mountain for a while.
I was nervously brewing in my heart, and decided to use my killer weapon when the time came: I really couldn't do it, so I used my face as a cement messenger, and I didn't do it, I sat on the ground with my butt, and pitifully covered my chest and said: "Ouch, it's a pity, people have bad hearts." ”
While I was still silently deciding, I heard someone screaming wantonly, and I followed their gaze to the top of the mountain.
I was apprehensive to see people facing the ground and stepping on the rock wall, from the summit to the ground, as if walking on the ground.
This dark-skinned guy, in the midst of everyone's screaming and looking up, used his light posture and speed to do rock climbing like a small step of scales.
I asked the photographer next to me, "Is he a coach?" ”
The photographer pressed the shutter at me: "He's the coach for this training." ”
I didn't have time to care if he was filming me just now, but the main thing now was to go over and flatter the coach when he reached the ground.
I trotted all the way over and slapped my horse at the instructor who was unloading his gear.
"Wow, that's great, are you my male god? Extreme sports like this, which are only suitable for men, make us as women cheer and admire you from the bottom of our hearts. ”
As he spoke, a woman's scream came from above her head.
When I looked up, I saw that the woman was in the shape of an eight-legged fish, screaming in despair, and sliding down slowly, slowly, little by little, in a state of minute steps.
I took the opportunity to say to the coach next to me, "Women are really not suitable for this kind of extreme sports. ”
The coach finally answered me head-on, still in a skeptical tone: "Really? A lot of women love this sport, it's a challenge for yourself, how do you feel? ”
I obediently shut my mouth, he said that there are many women who like this sport, how can I be embarrassed by such a statement?
I turned around and quietly went back the way I came, the movement was much scarier to me than waiting in my room to be made into meat buns.
As soon as I turned around, I saw Hu Xiaodong standing at the foot of the mountain talking to the coach through the crowd, and he seemed to feel that the gaze came from me from a hundred meters away.
We looked through the moment when the heads of countless people met in the air, and the smile on his face was incomparably gentle and clear.
I stood there and waited for him to come to me through the crowd.
"Woke up?" The opening remarks he came to me.
I nodded stupidly.
If the picture at this time was not squeezed in by Zhao Dongdong, it should be quite beautiful.
"Xiao Dai, you have our mobile phone!" Zhao Xiaodong's huge body squeezed into my sight.
At this time, I especially want to ask if the four words "eye-catching" were specially invented for Zhao Dongdong's hypertrophy?
Zhao Dongdong took out two 5S from his pocket and said, "Xiaodong, give your mobile phone to Xiaodai too." ”
"What are you two doing here?" I took Hu Xiaodong's mobile phone in his hand and asked.
"We're both going to push the envelope. It's all the property of both of us, and in case anything goes wrong, it's all yours. "Hu Xiaodong.
"Hey, isn't this compensation a little shabby?" I followed closely.
Hu Xiaodong walked to the top of the mountain, and Zhao Xiaodong suddenly thought of something and turned back: "Oh, that's right." He took out the car key from his pocket and handed it to me: "This is Xiaodong's key, he asked me to tell you, if he has any mistakes, you can see if there is a suitable marriage on this mountain." ”
"Alright, you can go up quickly. Don't worry, Zhao Dongdong, if you have a mistake, I will definitely persuade your daughter-in-law to remarry! ”
"Come on, I'm not poor with you, anyway, you know what we mean, take my phone well, don't drop it for me."
At first glance, I have six mobile phones in my bag, and it feels like the heavy bag is stuffed with copper-smelling renminbi.
When I pulled on the bag, I happened to see Hu Xiaodong's local tyrant gold, because I accidentally squeezed the home button and the screen lit up.
I'm curious about the phone, and although he carries it with him, I never see him use it.
I sneakily took out his mobile phone, and it was still secret without a card.
The more you think about it, the more suspicious it becomes, does this phone store an ulterior secret? A lover's photo? Or my wife's phone?
I stared at my phone's password box and typed in: it won't be four zeros.
I was dumbfounded, and the phone turned on successfully.
Hu Xiaodong, your mobile phone password and your IQ are just decorations. Is it illegal to have a mobile phone without a password or what's going on!? It's so perfunctory to even set a password.
I suddenly remembered that this man doesn't play WeChat, Momo, or any dating programs. I remember laughing at him for a long time.
I looked around to make sure that no one noticed that I was spying on other people's phones, and I began to look through them unscrupulously, and the photo album was empty and the call history was empty.
I didn't have any illusions about this man's phone, so I wilted and clicked on the address book.
As a result, there was only one contact in the address book, but the stored name was very glaring, and when I looked at the word "cheap", my heart felt like a cramp and I couldn't help but rejoice.
Luckily, nothing happened between me and him, even though I was emotional.