Buzz!

The phone rings!

Li Yibai's eyebrows were happy, and he could snatch the red envelopes of the immortals again, phew, he was wrong, a person like him who was willing to give money should selflessly give red envelopes to the immortals, of course, if those immortals who were favored by him had to give red envelopes, then he had to accept it reluctantly!

Just when Li Yibai opened the Heavenly Court chat group, a system message came into his eyes. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Tai Bai Xing invited Sha Seng to join the Heavenly Court chat group."

The group was instantly lively!

Lei Gong: Welcome, welcome!

Electric: Welcome, welcome!

Whistling Sky Dog: Wangwang~~ (Welcome, welcome!) ）

Clairvoyant: Wow Ka Ka, the four Tang monks and apprentices have gathered, congratulations, congratulations!

Erlang God: Hmph, if you want to say that the first people in the constellation (Heavenly Court chat group) to gather, it should be me and the Roaring Sky Dog!

Zhu Bajie: Three-eyed boy, you are talking nonsense, obviously I and Sister Chang'e were the first to get together! I'm going, patronizing and talking to you, and I've left out my cutest and cutest senior brother Sha, little Shasha, how are you doing in Xitian lately? Have you ever been wronged? You mean, huh? My old pig's nine-toothed nail rake is already hungry-thirsty-hard-enduring!

Even the Monkey King, who hasn't been bubbling much, has been blown out: Senior Brother Sha! In the past few days of vacation in Huaguo Mountain, my grandson misses it very much!

However, just when the group was jubilant, Sha Seng suddenly said amazingly: Senior brother~~ Oh no! Oh no! The master and the second senior brother were captured by the monster!

Pig:......

Fairy Chang'e: (snickering) You nerd, this time you're deflated!

After Li Yibai in front of the mobile phone saw this scene, he almost spit out three liters of old blood in his body, Sha Seng deserves to be Sha Seng, no matter where he is, no matter whether he has cultivated or not, he always puts those few words on his lips, "Senior brother!" The master was captured by a youkai! "Second Senior Brother, the master was captured by a monster!" "Master, Senior Brother is right." "Senior brother, second senior brother is right." ……

Heavenly Court Chat Group.

Sha Seng: (embarrassed) It seems that I am mistaken, it should be - the master was captured by a monster!

Li Yibai: ......

Yes, you know that this guy can't escape the scope of these words.

Just when Li Yibai was speechless, the main Tang Seng arrived!

Tang Seng: (angry) You stubborn, what nonsense? Didn't you stay in the west for a good time? You can also sing with the home version of KTV! Come on, come on, good boy, come and listen to the new work of the teacher - "The Road to Heaven is Wide and Wide"!

And so!

A burst of "fairy sound" wafted in the ears of all the immortals in Heavenly Court!

Li Yibai seemed to forget the endless pain brought to his ears by "only-you, can accompany me to take the Western Scriptures", and once again clicked on the voice sent by Tang Seng to the group, and the tenor who was neither high nor low, nor up or down, nor up or down, rang out in the taxi.

"Just captured a few demons."

"A few more demons have descended."

"Why is he so much?"

"Eat me as a teacher!"

"Kill your soul, and throw it away."

"The gods tremble, and the demons tremble."

"The wolves, insects, tigers and leopards that were beaten have nowhere to hide."

……

"you, the mountain is more dangerous, and the water is more evil."

"I have encountered hardships and endured hardships."

"Get out of the way to heaven."

"Wide and wide~~~"

It turns out that the sentence "If you don't have the talent to sing, you will definitely improve your singing level through hard and continuous practice" is completely wrong!

Tang Seng has made a negative teaching material for everyone!

Li Yibai wanted to cry without tears, why did he grandma open his hand again? It's just a matter of clicking on it, what's the deal with singing along?

I really can't help myself!

Nowadays, not only Li Yibai alone has a feeling of facing the sea and just wanting to vomit, but even the taxi driver who has been concentrating on driving also frowns and complains, "Little brother, which singer is insulting the classic "Wide and Wide Avenue to Heaven"? ”

Li Yibai didn't think about it, and replied: "Tang Seng." ”

The taxi driver complained: "This singer named Tang Seng is not kind, others sing and ask for money, this guy is just terrible, and he also fraudulently uses Tang Seng's name to swagger and deceive, he should be scolded, he should be scolded!" ”

Li Yibai: "......"

That thing didn't swagger, he dared to swear to God, that was Tang Seng, but he obviously could only think about it in his heart, if he really wanted to say it, the driver would definitely blast him out of the car as a psychopath!

However, for the driver's last few words, Li Yibai deeply agreed, Tang Seng should indeed be scolded! It's not your fault that you sing badly, but it's your fault that it's scary to sing!

In order to appease his fragile soul and the hearts of the gods and immortals, Li Yibai is ready to send a red envelope to suppress the shock!

Heavenly Court Chat Group.

Red Envelope Tianzun: All ready, the red envelope will be wrapped immediately!

The gods and goddesses have answered the call!

Lei Gong: One, two, three, four!

Electric Mother: Waiting (sending) life!

Howling Dog: Wangwang~~ (Always be ready!) ）

……

"The Howling Dog has received your red envelope!" (God speed!) Far ahead of the immortals! ）

"Monkey King has received your red envelope!"

"Lei Gong has received your red envelope!"

"The electric mother has received your red envelope!"

"Zhu Bajie has received your red envelope!"

"The flower fairy has received your red envelope!"

"Fairy Chang'e has received your red envelope!"

……

In less than a second, the red envelope was swept away.

Li Yibai checked everyone's luck, and the first roaring dog ...... Eh, the nine-turn strong pill that has not changed for ten thousand years, he is almost jealous and jealous to death, okay? It took so much effort for me to gather the Nine Zhuan Strength Pill and Chinese medicinal materials, and the Howling Sky Dog has long been used as jelly beans to eat every day!

It's really more human than human...... People are more angry than dogs...... Phew, I'm angry!

In addition to the roaring dog, other immortals also grabbed very good treasures, but it is worth mentioning that Sha Seng and Erlang God actually grabbed the Beijing roast duck at the same time!

Erlang God: Peking duck, there is such a delicacy in the world? Will I have to go to the Nether another day?

It's no problem for Jiro God to be able to eat.

But isn't Sha Seng a monk?

Just when Li Yibai was puzzled, the sand monk in the group spoke!

Sha Seng: Yes, yes, charred on the outside and tender on the inside, I haven't eaten such a delicious roast duck for a long time!

Tang Seng: You scoundrel!

Zhu Bajie: Senior Brother Sha, you have committed a great commandment!

Sun Wukong: Senior Brother Sha, are you stupid? Want to eat Master's Tight Mantra?

Sha Seng replied unhurriedly: (Closing his palms) Amitabha, the wine and meat have passed through the intestines, and the Buddha has left in his heart!

After Li Yibai saw this scene, he felt like he was vomiting three liters of blood again!

Sand monk, sand monk!

Did you learn from someone badly?! (To be continued.) )