Chapter 467: Sycophants and fly together

Google headquarters, Mountain View, California, USA. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Unlike what outsiders might think of as a busy Google inside, the real Google is actually a very laid-back place, and there are even people playing beach volleyball.

It can be said that Google has always been in the deepest part of the soul of the Internet, and in the eyes of the higher-ups, imagination is the key to success, even if you are just whimsical.

So the real Google headquarters is built like an amusement park, and one of the purposes is to keep its programmers and engineers happy and prevent competitors from poaching them.

Programmers can be seen walking back and forth in the hallways in shorts and undershirts.

They even often push bicycles, or keep dogs on a leash.

And in such an environment, there is one place that is extraordinary.

Google Technology Discovery Research Center.

This is the real soul of Google, and it is also the most important place for the Dorag family in Google - at least 80% of Google's world-amazing technologies come from here.

At this time, in this research center, hundreds of scientific research and development personnel are concocting a robot.

It was a robot the size of an adult woman's body, with a structure very close to that of a normal human, and even its face was simulatedβ€”a face that was completely indistinguishable from a real person after more than 3,000 hours of research by hundreds of scientists and dozens of professional-level engineers.

From this face, even the most discerning person will definitely not find any shortcomings.

Smooth and delicate skin, beautiful blue pupils, long eyelashes, straight nose, especially the slightly hooked corners of the lips, can definitely hook the souls of countless men.

"Mr. Fuer, at present, all aspects of Alpha's commissioning are close to perfection and can carry out most of our orders," a man who looked like a chief engineer at the scene reported to the executive next to him: "The only regret is the battery, our battery energy is still too low, and it can only support Alpha activities for thirteen hours at most." The engineer's name is Williams, and he is the chief engineer of Google's robotics team.

"What is thirteen hours enough?" Fur Dorag shook his head and said, "Do you want a robot to be charged twice a day?" ”

"But......" Williams shrugged his shoulders: "We haven't gotten the technology of high-energy batteries on Wang Hao's side yet, but I heard that it is a good guy who can support electric vehicles to run more than 2,000 kilometers!" If we had that thing, our alpha would last at least ninety-six hours before it needed to be recharged once. ”

"I don't care about that," Fur said, turning around, pointing his finger at Williams, and muttering, "a company that can seize a big opportunity will grow into a big company." Microsoft grabbed the PC operating system, Facebook grabbed the social network, and we grabbed the search engine. But no one knows what the next big opportunity will be. The only way to find it now is through diversified investments and acquisitions. Most of these attempts have failed, but as long as you run into one, you can be happy for decades. Now that we've come to this point, success is just around the corner, and as a result, you're telling me that without that high-energy battery, our plan is in vain, right?! ”

"Of course I know this," Williams sighed, "the future of personal smart devices must be home car robots, but there is really no way, our technology team has been researching for three years, and the research funds have not been able to develop this super battery." As for the nuclear fusion reactor, it is even more ethereal - so I can't help it, to use the phrase of heaven, it is difficult for a good woman to cook without rice. ”

"Grandma's," Fur angrily kicked over the trash can next to him, just when the trash can touched the robot Alpha, Alpha turned his head, the corners of her mouth actually hooked up a smile, and said: "Sir, malicious destruction of public property is not a good character." As he spoke, he bent down to lift up the trash can, and even loaded back the garbage that fell out of it.

"It was a great performance," Williams gave Alpha a thumbs up, "I'm proud of you." ”

"Thank you for the compliment," Alpha bowed to Williams very elegantly, and then looked at Fur: "Sir, when you are angry, the human body will secrete a substance called 'catecholamine', which acts on the central nervous system, causing blood sugar to rise, fatty acid decomposition to strengthen, and toxins in blood and liver cells to increase accordingly......"

"Okay, okay," Fur took a deep breath and said, "I'm very satisfied with Alpha's performance, I'll ask that there find a way to get the battery blueprints." Continue to develop on your side, I ask that in addition to the battery, no logic loopholes are allowed, otherwise you want to look good! ”

"Yes sir!" Williams hurriedly agreed.

"Grandma's," Fu Er loosened his tie, and then said: "Wang Hao's arms are comminuted and fractured, and he is afraid that he will not be able to make any drawings before his hands are good, so it seems that he can only wait!" ”

……

Africa, in a terrorist camp in the Sahara Desert, in a laboratory.

"Hey, look what I found," Li Xingyuan fiddled with the core computer of the laboratory and said in surprise: "An artificial intelligence system!" Awesome, Google has really invested this time! ”

As he spoke, he activated the artificial intelligence system, and soon a mechanical voice came: "Hello sir, I am your personal butler chariot, what do you command?" ”

"Chariots, huh?" Li Xingyuan directly instructed: "In the future, this brother and I will be your masters." The first order is to cut off your connection to the Prague family, is that okay? ”

"Of course," the tank immediately began to carry out the order, and quickly replied, "the network connection has been cut off." ”

Li Xingyuan and Wang Hao glanced at each other, and at the same time saw the smile in each other's eyes.

It's almost impossible to actually cut the tie, but at least it's a little bit fun.

"This kind of environment is suitable for my performance!" This time, Li Xingyuan looked at the newly renovated laboratory and said excitedly: "I can't wait, brother, haha, thanks to you, otherwise my research will never progress." ”

"If you like it, it's fine," Wang Hao sat in a wheelchair and asked the maid Xiaoyu to feed him a sip of wine, and then said: "I'm also looking forward to it, it's really depressing to have to be fed for food like this." Dude, when are we going to start? ”

"It's okay now," Li Xingyuan said, "To be on the safe side, let's do experiments on animals first." ”

"Of course," Wang Hao raised his eyebrows, "I don't want to be the first guinea pig." So let's start with that lame rabbit? ”

"No problem," Li Xingyuan commanded the artificial intelligence butler chariot and said, "Adjust the test bench, the lame rabbit will be anesthetized, and then the first experiment will begin!" ”

――――――――――――

Happy Valentine's Day everyone! Ask for a monthly pass!