A writer in a previous life said that the heart that leads to a man is the stomach, and as for the second half of the sentence, I didn't remember it for the rest of my life.

However, for the rest of his life, he will draw inferences from others, thinking that since the stomach can lead to a man's heart, he must be able to reach the heart of a girl.

In terms of Aunt Qing, who doesn't love women's makeup and men's clothes all day long, dresses up and pursues the majesty of the city lord, and is a little heroic, she shouldn't be wrong.

Therefore, Yu Sheng decided to take the opportunity of Dongshan to seize the stomach of the girl and further draw the relationship closer.

However, he had a hard time preparing for something, and when he had no clue, he simply sat down in front of the door and teased the dog.

He grabbed a bone in his hand, shook it in front of the dog, threw it in the direction of the stone bridge, and quickly hid it behind him with a false shot.

The dog didn't know, turned his head to look in the direction of the stone bridge, thought that the bones had passed, and ran over with his tail wagging his tail.

Sniffing with his nose up for a long time, the dog never found the bone, and even forgot to look for the bone in the end, and chased and bit the tail in a circle.

The black cat basking in the sun and the sheriff narrowed their eyes into a line, looking at the dog haughtily and sneering at its stupidity.

It wasn't until Yu Sheng showed his bones and shouted to the dog that the dog remembered the bones and quickly ran to Yu Sheng with his tongue out.

After repeating the old trick for the rest of his life, the dog ran to the direction of the stone bridge to find the bones.

And so on, and finally the dog learns to be smart.

After Yu Sheng threw the bones out again, the dog looked at Yu Sheng with white eyes, and said "Wang" to him, and "Wow... Woo".

The latter sentence is obviously not a good word, "The dog has the guts to cover you." "Kick the dog for the rest of your life.

He was just about to make up for it again, when a loud shout rang in his ears, "Stop!" The bones in his hands fell off for the rest of his life.

Yu Sheng turned his head to look and saw a group of people walking on the stone bridge.

They carried knives around their waists, and the leader wore a hat in which his head was wrapped in cloth, and only his eyes could be seen.

He looked at Yu Sheng sharply, and said righteously: "The dog is your good friend, loyal partner, it is not right to beat the dog, you quickly apologize to it." ”

For the rest of his life, this person is sick, right?

At this time, the dog finally put the bone in his mouth, away from the perfunctory "Wangwang" two sentences that came up to the stone bridge after the rest of his life.

"No need...", the leader beckoned to the dog cordially, and then saw the dog's face clearly, "Uh, thank you." ”

The person who didn't wear a hat behind him was also shocked by the dog's peerless dog face, and one couldn't help but say: "Ho, this dog ......"

Xu was afraid of the hat, and after being pulled by someone's sleeve, this person said: "It's really not good-looking." ”

"You're blind!" the man turned around and slapped him, "is this a dog? this is a dog? ”

"Yes, wolf. A few people who did not wear hats bowed their heads respectfully, and those who were slapped did not complain, as if the hats were telling the truth.

Only then did the hat-man turn his head with satisfaction, and said to Yu Sheng seriously: "Well, since it's not a dog, it's a wolf, you don't have to apologize." ”

Yu Sheng looked at the dog gnawing on the bones not far away, and said unhappily: "You are blind, this is a wolf, why do you give us dogs to change their ancestors?"

As a loyal partner for the rest of his life, seeing that he didn't like the coming, the dog put down his bones and barked at the hatholder: "Whew... Woo"

"You're big, what's going on at this time. "It's a shame to interrupt it for the rest of your life.

The dog was at a loss for a moment, not knowing what was wrong, but he couldn't afford to hide, so he picked up the bone and ran farther away.

At the same time, I didn't forget to turn around and be angry with the people who came, and put down my bones. Woo", pick it up and continue running, and then put it down and bark.

"I mean the wolf, how's that?" the hatper looked back at his men and said to the rest of his life, "How's it going?"

The rest of his life was speechless and decided not to tease the dogs, it was better to tease the black cat and the sheriff, but they were too cunning to tease.

The hat-man looked at the dog, to tell the truth, this dog is really ugly, so ugly that the hat-man is embarrassed to admit that he is the one who sealed the city.

However, the ugly dog was also self-aware, and knew that he couldn't blacken the dog clan's face, so he learned to howl on his own.

Seeing that he didn't speak for the rest of his life, the man who saved his face felt that he had a tendency to beat dogs, so he took the opportunity to approach and teach a lesson: "Young man, be kind to dogs." ”

"Fortunately, what you bullied just now was not a dog raised by the people of our city, otherwise it would be light to lose money, and it is normal to chop you into human flesh, they are the best at making human meat buns. ”

"Every life deserves to be treated with tenderness. He said earnestly, reaching out and patting Yu Sheng on the shoulder, but Yu Sheng avoided him.

The hat man didn't care, and when it came to human flesh, he was really a little hungry, so he walked into the inn for the rest of his life.

"Little Er, a plate of pig's head meat and a jar of good wine. "The hateman's men greeted, the matter has been done, and it is worth celebrating.

Ye Zigao got up to greet him, and the rest of his life poked his head in from outside, "Didn't you just say that all lives deserve to be treated gently?"

The person who had just sat down paused, and Qi Qi looked at the hat-taker, holding the handle of the knife in his hand.

Seeing that the hat man didn't speak, he slapped the table with one hand, "Xiao Er, how to do business, don't let some people spoil our interest." ”

Ye Zigao was unhappy, turned around and sneered, "Yo ho, what a big breath, don't spoil our master's interest, otherwise you will let you come in sideways and go out vertically." ”

"Wrong. The brunette reminded him, "It's to walk in and get out." ”

"It's all guests, what's going on?" Aunt Qing walked down the wooden ladder, she just went to explain the matter of the City Lord's Mansion in the next few days with a letter.

The hat man looked up at Aunt Qing, "Are you the shopkeeper?" Xiao Er doesn't understand the rules, but it's nothing. ”

"That's the shopkeeper's aunt, the shopkeeper is waiting for you to explain 'be gentle'. Yu Sheng leaned against the door, looking at the hatster.

Embarrassed!

"Ahem, this, dogs are born for people's friends, and pigs are born for meals. The man looked up at the rest of his life, "There is no tenderer for life than to die well." ”

"Who said that pigs were born for a meal?" Pork Jiu, who was passing by, happened to hear it, and couldn't help but come in and retort, "I still said that you were born for pigs." ”

When he was apprenticed in Yangzhou, his master Zhu Butcher said that respecting every pig under the knife is that they bring us a living.

The hats just eat meat, and they actually find this reason, Pork Jiu couldn't help but be a little angry.

"In your words, I think pigs are people's friends. Pork Nine said indignantly.

"My Master used to say that all dogs look at you with adoration, cats all look at you with contempt, and only pigs see you as their equal. ”

Pork Jiu talked eloquently, leaving the rest of his life dumbfounded, so he had to go back to Yangzhou to peel and slice his master to see if there was a soul with a "mound" hidden inside.

"Only equality is a friend, a dog is not a friend of people, or there is a dog meat friend, you ......"

Pork Jiu was about to say more, and the "bang" was interrupted, "You dare to say dog meat, I'll kill you!" In the blink of an eye, a silver light flashed, and the weapon in the hat man's hand was unsheathed.

"What's the matter, you want to fight?" Yu Sheng blocked Pork Jiu, "Do you know how the gluttony outside died, I killed it." ”

"Is it gluttony outside?" the hat-bearer "Dang Chang" shook off the weapon in his hand.

When he came, he saw that most of the skeleton was being stripped of the rest of the flesh, and he thought that some kind of herbivorous beast had been killed.