Chapter 128: Male Girlfriend (10,000 Recommendations+)
"And how do you feel about fat people? Is there a little bit of a liking? "Good deeds ask again, dead fatty, this girl has helped you to the end!
Yu Xingyan's face flushed pink, a little shy, and a little confused, "I don't know, I just fell in love once, and I don't know what it feels like to be fat." Pen | fun | pavilion www. ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ γ ο½ο½ο½ο½β
Shanxing rolled his eyes, and he didn't wear beads when he fell in love, the more he dressed, the more skilled he became?
"When you make eye contact with the fat man, do you feel ashamed?" I don't know what is in love, or flip through the almighty Baidu aunt, enter 'how to like someone or fall in love with someone', and pick a book and ask.
Yu Xingyan thought about it and quickly shook her head, and also replied: "Definitely not, even if the fat man pulls my hand, I won't be shy." β
The first one snapped, and the good deeds were silent for a minute for the fat man, and then the second one: "Then are you happy when you are with the fat man?" β
"Happy!" Don't hesitate to answer.
"Do you feel uncomfortable when the fat man is uncomfortable?"
"That's for sure, last time we watched TV together, the male protagonist died, and I cried with the fat man for a long time!"
"If that fat man leaves you for a long time, will you feel lost? Will he be missed? β
"I will definitely think about it, after all, I played so well, even if Xiao Huang left me, I have to think about it, last time you and Kang Ri took Xiao Huang away, my heart was empty all night."
Shanxing rolled his eyes again, and the fat man who dared to die was almost the same as Xiao Huang in Yu Meimei's heart.
"Finally, I asked again, Xiao Huang and the fat man fell into the river at the same time, who do you save first?" Good exercise is a nirvana.
Yu Xingyan frowned and replied bitterly: "Dogs can dig dogs, right?" Xiao Huang doesn't need me to save him, and the fat man doesn't know if he can swim? If he doesn't, I can't pull it so heavy! β
Good deeds were dumbfounded, and they never thought that there would be such an answer to this question that had stumped men across the country for more than ten years.
In the final summary, in Yu Meimei's mind, fat masculine is an embarrassing male girlfriend status with friends above and lovers before they are full.
Generally speaking, there are about three possibilities for the ending of a male girlfriend:
-- Make persistent efforts, develop from a male girlfriend to a boyfriend, and then become a husband, and love each other and live happily until old age, which is the best ending.
-- Step on the spot, forever be a woman's male girlfriend, and share the sweetness and pain with her, as long as the male girlfriend really does not have ulterior motives, this is not a good ending.
ββThe sincerity of the male girlfriend was discovered by the woman, in order not to make the future husband jealous, she quickly cut through the mess, and the male girlfriend was decisively stuck, the list was blacked, and it was listed as a prohibited user, which was the worst outcome.
Judging from Yu Xingyan's character, the third one is unlikely, she is not this kind of ruthless girl, and the first one does not seem likely for the time being, both of them are a little lukewarm, and there is still a lot of heat.
Most likely, the second one!
Poor fat man!
After Yu Xingyan left, Shanxing and the fat man started chatting, and the fat masculine man was already looking forward to it.
"Fatty, you are about the same status as Xiao Huang in Xingyan's heart!" Very incisive summary.
The fat on the fat masculine body trembled, and humbly asked: "What do you mean?" Is it good or bad? β
"It's literal, Xingyan treats you as a male girlfriend, I don't understand, alas, it's just that Xingyan doesn't treat you as a man, now you understand, right?" The good deeds were taken out of context by the male girlfriend, which frightened the fat doctor's glass heart.
"How is that possible? People are well-known men, how can they not be men when they are so tall and handsome? β
Shanxing sneered: "You are a single person, and you have the little appearance of the orchid fingers, even if you look as tall as Yao Ming, don't think about being manly, it's really a loss to your father's good name, masculine and masculine, what kind of masculinity do you say?" β
Suddenly, his mind moved, and he was happy with his good deeds, "I really don't blame you for speaking of it, I blame your father for taking a bad name, Tu Yanggang, Tu Yanggang, all slaughtered Yanggang, you are indeed not masculine!" β
The fat masculine wanted to cry without tears, and under the reminder of the good deeds, for the first time realized that there was something wrong with the manly name he had always been proud of.
Heaven, earth, why do I have the surname Tu? It's better to have a surname Zhuang, aphrodisiac, what a wonderful name.
Ancestor of the Tu family: You are an unfilial descendant, you can't be a hero, and you dare to blame our surname for not being good?
The grief-stricken fat masculine asked expectantly, "That person is still a little better than Xiao Huang, right?" β
"Come on, it's comforting to say that you are similar to Xiao Huang, you can't even compare to Xiao Huang's dog tail, Xingyan sleeps with Xiao Huang every night, do you have this treatment?" The good deeds mercilessly shattered the glass heart of the fat doctor again.
"What then? People's eighteenth first love, thank you before it blooms, don't live anymore! "Fat Yang Gang couldn't hold back anymore, he howled and cried, crying so badly, tsk.
Good deeds with a tip of the ears, eighteen first loves? I didn't expect this dead fat man to be a fancy fat man?
"Dead fatty, what eighteen first loves? Could it be that you've had seventeen girlfriends? Zen Deeds asked sharply.
The fat masculine blew his earth-shattering nose, and said with red bull eyes and sobbing and choking: "People haven't even talked about a girlfriend, those seventeen times were secret loves, and in the end they all became other people's girlfriends." β
"Woo, my Xingyan will eventually become someone else's wife, woo, why does the sky treat me so unfairly, everyone is 29 years old, but they haven't even given out their first kiss, others are thirty and standing, but I haven't kissed in my thirties, woo, people can't live anymore!"
Although the fat masculine experience is a bit miserable, Shanxing still can't help laughing, it's really this fat man who said it is too funny, don't blame her for not having sympathy!
The fat masculine was even more heartbroken by the stimulation of good deeds, what kind of sin did he create? It's okay if love doesn't go well, but this friend is also a conscienceless!
"Woo, Shanshan, you are so hateful, you are sprinkling salt and pepper on other people's wounds, people don't want to be nice to you!"
Shanxing looked at the miserable appearance of the fat masculine on the screen, but he felt a little sympathetic, put away the smile on his face, and gave the fat masculine a bad idea.
"First of all, you have to get rid of the sissy problem, more motherly than a woman, it is impossible to consider you as a husband if I am Xingyan, looking for a husband is to find someone to rely on, like how practical my family is Kangri!"
Fat masculine aggrieved belly, good-looking men are easy to attract bees and butterflies, what's so down-to-earth?
"Another point is to lose weight, look at your fat body, you can't run as fast as me, how can you protect Xingyan in the future?"
"As long as you change your femininity and lose forty pounds of fat, you will be fascinated by Xingyan!"
The bad idea of good deeds makes the fat masculine eyes shine and his fists clench!
Xingyan, people will definitely do it! (To be continued.) )