The agent who was very puzzled about the sleeping position of the new head of the household studied for a long time, but was still puzzled, so he said to the new head of the household:

"In this world, only humans can sleep with their abdomen exposed."

When he finally survived the monthly poisonous pain in his leg and relaxed his whole body, the sound from behind him made the muscles that had just loosened instantly tense.

“…… What the? "The auspicious candle of the dragon and phoenix is under the cover of the skein, and the flame of the bean is clearly extinguished.

King Qi, who was a little drunk, suddenly remembered that there was someone beside him.

Moreover, it is the object of his cave room candle night, his, lady.

Not accepting the other party's doubts, the agent continued: "One is that other animals can't walk upright, and their center of gravity is not on the horizontal line, so they can only sleep on their sides. ”

"The second is because in the animal kingdom, the competition is very fierce, natural selection, survival of the fittest, if you win, you can reproduce, and if you lose, it is the extinction of a species."

"Therefore, as the most vulnerable part of the animal's body, all animals dare not expose their soft abdomen, let alone sleep in such a defenseless state."

"And human beings, from primitive humans to the first generation of humans, evolved for 100,000 years, and only human beings, known as the primates of all things, have the right and qualification to lie down and sleep peacefully."

“…… So? King Qi listened to the people next to him talk a lot, although he didn't understand it very well, but he could still distinguish the general meaning.

"So it took 100,000 years for humans to evolve to gain an advantage, and you chose to sleep curled up on your side like an animal that didn't evolve?" The surprise in the voice of the person behind him could not be hidden.

His Royal Highness King Qi: "......"

The strange silence forced him to come forward and explain: "He must have had a knee pain, so he curled up in pain, this posture is the instinctive defense posture of the animal to protect itself after being injured." ’

'Ah...... It turned out that it wasn't a phenomenon of his atavism! The agent sneered.

Because the pain nerves of human beings are very complex, in order to save energy, when inheriting the shell of 'Wen Jiuqing', the troublesome agent directly ignores the pain nerves, so it is impossible to understand the reaction of humans after being injured.

The system kun can't understand the human pain reaction, "But the system scans, he shouldn't be in this position for a long time, because ......"

In the wordless silence of the two, the curled up man suddenly paused, because of the sudden discomfort in the lower abdomen, King Qi frowned-

I drank a lot of wine today, but it was late at night, and tonight was the night of candles in his cave room, so the few people who were guarding him were now scattered, and he wanted to alarm others in order to get up for the night, which made him a little uncomfortable.

For some reason, he simply did not consider the new princess around him as 'helpful'.

But......

"Bang ......" King Qi, dressed as a groom, was lying under the bed, I don't know where he fell, and King Qi, who has always been gentle and elegant, flew an eye knife to Wen Jiuqing, who was so surprised that he had a long mouth.

'Huh...... Yikes! The agent and the system looked at the new head of the household in unison -- like, it hurt?

It turned out that the agent scanned the system and 'saw' a certain part of the muscles of the new householder, and knew that the new householder was originally urgent.

So the agent who wanted to 'make up for the work' hugged a princess without saying a word, and was ready to carry the head of the household to the toilet to solve the physiological problem.

And His Royal Highness the King of Qi obviously didn't know the 'enthusiasm' of his bride, and the King of Qi, who was suddenly picked up, was really frightened, so he suddenly got up from the fright, he was startled, but the bride didn't pay attention, and he stumbled, and the King of Qi 'PIA' fell to the ground.

"Are you alright?" The new princess had an expression of 'why are you like this', looking at His Royal Highness King Qi who fell to the ground due to struggle.

King Qi now not only has a knee pain, but also a headache.

And the agent is quite puzzled.

Why should the new head of household struggle? Is she holding it uncomfortably?

It's not a question of whether it's comfortable or not, but a man who is 1.85 meters old and suddenly picked up by a 1.6 meter girl, it's not too scary.

Moreover, it is also TM's male! Host! Embrace!

"What do you want to do?" The green tendons on his forehead showed how impatient the owner was, the pain in his legs and the patience of his inner urgency, all collapsed at the moment when this ill-intentioned woman picked him up.

The agent said confidently: "Carry you to the toilet!" ”

The system scan shows that the new head of the household can't bear it anymore.

The new princess Gu picked up the head of the household who was still 'awkward' on the ground, took a few steps, put the head of the household on the toilet steadily, and then walked out of the compartment and waited in the eyes of the head of the household.

His Royal Highness King Qi, who was sitting on the toilet, turned from blue to red, gritting his teeth and looking at the figure that was vaguely visible outside the curtain, very good, he, the new princess, is very good!

I don't know that the new head of the household is eager to destroy her humanely at this moment.,The agent is negotiating with the system-kun-

'The new head of the household's bladder is relieved and the alarm is lifted! Both the agent and the system breathed a sigh of relief.

The agent was a little afraid, if it weren't for the system Jun scanning the head of the household's body function abnormally, she wouldn't have known that the new head of the household was silently enduring the pain of not being able to excrete.

As an incomplete human organism, all the food she ingests can be absorbed by the anthropomorphic way of digestion, leaving no residue and waste behind.

Therefore, pseudo-humans who don't need to excrete can't understand the feelings of the new head of the household at all, but from the analysis of the blushing face and tense muscles of the head of the household just now, it should be very uncomfortable...... Right?

The human organism is weak, and it is also said in the novel that 'a living person can suffocate urine'! It's horrible!

“…… Someone ...... coming," a faint voice came from within.

It turned out that when the agent silently complained about the problem of human excretion, the head of the household had already solved the personal physiological problem.

His Royal Highness King Qi, who was so dizzy with anger, had forgotten that there were only him and her new princess in this new house.

However, just when the agent was ready to help the shy new head of household.

The people in the inner room suddenly remembered, and now standing outside was the princess he had just married today, a ...... Out-of-tune woman!

"Don't hug me!!" Seeing that someone who was still wearing a red wedding dress stretched out his 'evil hand' again, King Qi held back the idea of killing and roared, "Help me to bed!" ”

I didn't see it clearly before, but now through a veil, her facial features are faintly distinguishable under the candlelight, and she still looks like she has seen in the past, but she was roared by him, and now she is staring at herself in a daze, and her indescribable stupidity is completely inconsistent with her smart and lovely appearance.

However, he only listened to his new princess: "Don't be shy! ”

While looking at the analysis regulations in the brain domain, the agent said to the 'shy' new head of household: "Normal humans will excrete, this is a physiological need, there is no need to be ashamed of this, because this is the performance of a normal person!" ”

(Small Theatre)

Agent: Ah, how can the new head of the household get along with each other so easily!

System Jun: He's not going to kill people for this, is he? In the novel, it is said that in order not to reveal their secrets, human beings will kill people! So......

Agent: Really? Am I going to change heads of households again? What a hassle!

Qi Wang: I was wrong, I was really wrong, who told me that Wen Jiuqing was a timid soft girl! Stand up, this king can't kill him!