There is a story called "Skeleton Revenge" in Yuan Mei's "Zi Bu Yu" in the Qing Dynasty, saying that there is a person named Sun Jun in Changshu, who has a bad temperament and does not respect ghosts and gods. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info This man is so bad that he dug up the grave of someone else's house, took out a skull, and feces in it. He also asked, "Did you eat well?" The skull opened its mouth and replied, "Incense." ”

Sun Junshou was so frightened that he turned around and ran, and the skull followed like a wheel. Sun Junshou ran to the bridge, probably the bridge has steps, the skeleton can't go up, Sun Junshou stood on the bridge and looked into the distance, and saw that the skeleton rolled back like a wheel. Sun Junshou returned home and began to fall ill. After pooping during the day, he picked it up and ate it, and said to himself while eating: "Did you eat well?" And so it went on and on, and he was sick for three days and died.

Su San and Yu Wei naturally read "Zi Bu Si", and at this moment, when they saw the broken bones scattered all over the ground, only the skull was still in the dead duck's mouth, and Xiao Cui, they couldn't help but think of this story. Yu Wei saw that the skull was just a skeleton of bones, and he was afraid that no matter how much he loved a beautiful man, he couldn't do anything to Twilight Yunping, and his heart suddenly felt a lot easier, and he saw it gritting its teeth again, and at this moment the skull fell off again, embarrassed, and couldn't help but hold his stomach and laugh. If Xiao Cui has a body, I am afraid that she has already smoked at this time, but there is no muscle and skin, and the regenerative qi is still a snow-white skull missing half of the skull, so she can only continue to bite her teeth and shout: "Excessive, you are too good, I am like this, you still don't let me go!" ”

Su San couldn't help but laugh too; "Xiao Cui, you can really mess around, now where are we not letting you go, obviously you are not letting us go. In fact, I also wonder, when did I feel sorry for you, you came all the way back from the United States just to cause me chaos and stir up trouble? ”

"You are all good, you have a face and flesh, I have nothing, I am not beautiful, I was killed by a man, and I became this ghost, why can you live so well, I have to hide behind people?"

Xiao Cui gritted her teeth, and her speech was mixed with the sound of grinding teeth.

Xiao Qin couldn't stand it anymore, and persuaded him: "Xiaocui, I advise you to stop grinding your teeth, if you grind it any longer, I'm afraid your teeth will fall apart1"

The three words of this scattered frame reminded Xiao Cui, and it turned to Yuan Lie and said angrily: "The good things you did actually broke up my body!" Lose my body! ”

Yuan Lie was an elegant person, looking at the broken bones all over the ground, he felt guilty: "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to." ”

"Liar, you obviously did it on purpose, intentionally, deliberately!" The skeleton jumped up again in exasperation.

Xiao Qin kindly pressed it to the ground and said, "Grandma, if you jump a few more times, I'm afraid it will be completely shattered." ”

"Let go! My jaw! ”

Xiao Cui's voice became muffled, and it turned out that when Xiao Qin pressed it, Xiao Cui's mandibles slammed into the ground, breaking one side of the temporal joint.

Xiao Qin hurriedly let go of his hand, and saw that the temporal joint on one side of the skeleton was loosened, so he kindly picked up the skull again, and attached the temporal joint to it with a click. Xiao Cui howled and scolded: "It hurts, it hurts, it hurts, it's damn, are you going to kill me?" ”

Yuan Lie felt strange: "Hey, you don't have muscles, skin, and nerves, how can you still feel pain?" ”

Yu Wei snatched the skeleton from Xiao Qin's arms, strode to the window, and leaned out with the skeleton in his hand.

Xiao Cui was shocked: "What are you going to do?" Oh my God! ”

Yu Wei sneered: "Where is my friend?" Bring him here, or I'll throw you down from here, this is the second floor, what will happen to you if you fall? ”

Xiao Cui shouted: "Don't, don't, I don't have a body anymore, please, for my pitiful sake, let me go." ”

"Where is my friend? What did you guys do to him? ”’

Yu Wei's hand shook, and Xiao Cui screamed in fright.

"Don't let go, I won't dare anymore."

Su San felt strange: "Xiao Cui, you hate me inexplicably, what can happen to me, why did you take Mr. Dusk?" ”

Xiao Cui shouted: "Because, because he is strangely good-looking!" ”

Xiao Qin snorted and laughed: "You, you really don't change, you lost your life because you were trapped in a man, and you can't let go of this lust heart when you become a pair of white bones, so what is good about you?" ”

Unexpectedly, the reason why it asked Mary to take away Twilight Yunping was because of this, and Su San couldn't cry or laugh.

Yuan Lie said: "Hey, how do you know that person is good-looking?" ”

Su San said: "Oh, Mr. Yuan, it was Xiao Qin who brought us to you to help Mr. Twilight hospitalize, you were not in the office at the time, Mary was there, of course, this thing was standing in the corner at that time, it must have been seen at that time, right?" ”

"Yes, he walked in and lit up my whole world, and my heart was going to ...... I stand here every day and put on a bone shelf......"

Xiao Qin muttered: "You are originally a bone frame, how can you have a heart." ”

"Shut up!" Xiaocui hates others the most for saying that she is a bone frame.

"I'm so bored standing here every day, sometimes no one in the house can still move, standing at the window and looking at the view. I told Mary that I didn't want to stand like that, but I didn't have the flesh or skin, and I couldn't go out. ”

Yuan Lie suddenly thought of Hasegawa's skeleton, and hurriedly asked, "What's the matter with that Japanese corpse?" Did you and Mary do it? ”

"Yes, the corpse of that man was transported, and I looked very fresh and good-looking, so I thought that it would be good for both men and women to get a body of flesh and skin, but I didn't expect that the mutton could not be attached to the dog, and I couldn't put the flesh on myself by all means. I can only tell Mary to throw it away secretly. ”

Hearing this, Su San let out a sigh: "Then I really have to thank you for not attacking Xiaomei's corpse." ”

The skeleton sneered and said in a strange voice: "Hmph, I thought about it, but it's a pity that she doesn't look good." ”

It turned out that this Yuan Lie had only returned to China for a few months, and Xiaocui's skeleton had been in the warehouse with him. It was only last week that Mary mentioned it many times before it was moved out of the warehouse, so Xiaocui was particularly dissatisfied with Yuan Lie. "Damn," he shouted, "they have been throwing me into the storeroom, and the rats are running around at my feet, and they are trying to gnaw at my toes!" ”

Yuan Lie was very sorry: "Oh, I'm sorry if you explained earlier, I will definitely take good care of you, and now I am sorry that you have become like this, but you can rest assured, I can find a way to restore your body." ”

Xiaocui was overjoyed: "Really? My bones are all back to their original shape. ”

"Well, trust me, I'm going to make you intact."

Yu Wei said viciously: "Ugly monster, where is my friend? Tell me quickly, or I'll break you to pieces and throw you into the pit to make manure together. ”

Xiaocui's skeleton was held up by Yu Wei in front of the window, and everyone looked out the window, and then they heard someone outside exclaiming: "Oh my God, it's Miss Mary!" She's going to jump off the building! ”