Chapter 30: You! Why?
"Gollum, Gollum." Wang Tianba in the urine pool had already swallowed a few mouthfuls of urine ~ liquid, and there was a burst of acid reflux in his stomach, and the ammonium carbonate of the urine ~ liquid hit his stomach, Wang Tianba quickly got up, not caring about the pain of his body hitting the mud.
"Hmm! Not! Not. Wang Tianba was vomiting nauseously, there was nothing in his stomach for a long time, and all he spit out was some thick bitter bile water.
A few little brothers lying on the ground watched the boss come to eat a dog ~, and they were about to laugh, so they quickly covered their mouths, afraid that the boss would ...... after he went back.
"Haha, Wang Tianba, how is it? You don't know me! Know who I am? Ouyang Jun smiled wickedly and looked at Wang Tianba vomiting there like a pregnant woman.
"Who are you?" As soon as he frowned, Wang Tianba heard that he should have had a holiday with himself, and there were too many people he bullied, so he really couldn't remember it, his stomach was still rolling, and he didn't look up at Ouyang Jun.
"Ouyang Jun, think about it!" Ouyang Jun said slowly.
"What? Ouyang Jun, aren't you dead? As soon as Ouyang Jun's name got into Wang Tianba's ears, he screamed, and the ammonium carbonate in his stomach was so frightened that it drilled straight into the back of his fart~ thigh.
"Poof." A very smelly fart, Wang Tianba himself felt that it was too smelly, and quickly covered his nose.
"Hehe, watch me take a detour in the future, otherwise you will be like them." The smell was stinking, Ouyang Jun turned around and said, pointing to a few people on the ground, and then walked back to the classroom.
Wang Tianba was still there in a daze, thinking all the time: How could it be? Didn't the school post a notice at that time? Ouyang Jun died unexpectedly, how could he come back? Seeing that the kid has some ability now, he has a good plan.
Seeing that Ouyang Jun had come back safely, Tang Ruier hurriedly ran over.
"It's okay!" I've been worried about him in my heart, I'm afraid that he's the same as last time.
"It's okay, I'll be fine this time, wife." Ouyang Jun leaned sideways and blew softly on Tang Rui'er's ear.
"Hmph, that's a game, it's not allowed to scream, I haven't played it since I disappeared, and I don't play this game anymore." Tang Rui'er was small~ pouted and held her mouth.
"Okay, don't call anymore, class is coming soon, let's go!" Ouyang Jun heard the bell ringing for class, and hurriedly urged Tang Rui'er to return to his seat.
"Hmm," Tang Rui'er turned around and ran to sit down in his seat, turning his head to see Ouyang Jun also returning to his seat and sitting down.
Ouyang Jun took the book, turning it page by page, memorizing the content in his mind, anyway, the afternoon was still long, and he read all the courses to be learned in a row.
When the bell rang for school in the afternoon, Ouyang Jun began to call it a day, and with a slap of his hands, these broken books no longer had any desire for Ouyang Jun.
The whole class left one after another, and seeing that Tang Ruier hadn't left yet, they knew that she must be waiting for her.
"Rui'er, aren't you going back?" Ouyang Jun walked up to Tang Rui'er and reached out to take her little hand on the table.
"Oh, go back, it's not like you don't know that my home is in Massachusetts." Tang Ruier stood up with a smile.
"That's right! So where do you live now? As soon as he heard Tang Ruier say that her home was in Massachusetts, he remembered it, and it was true.
"My dad rented me a house outside." Tang Ruier's father was afraid that she was not used to living in the school, and the family was not short of money, so he rented a house near the school for Tang Ruier to live in.
"Oh, that's good! Hey. Ouyang Jun suddenly became obscene, she lived alone, and she happened to have a chance, so she thought about it in her heart.
"Didn't you just come here today? Didn't the school give you a dormitory? Tang Rui'er didn't know what Ouyang Jun was thinking, and he was still concerned about his dormitory, but Ouyang Jun had already paid attention to where he was going to live with her.
"Oh, the school didn't give me points? It's not too early for you to see it, so why don't you stay there tonight! I'll talk to the Dean of Academic Affairs tomorrow. "It just so happened that Ouyang Jun found an excuse, Director Li in his dormitory really didn't match him, I don't know if Director Li forgot it or did it on purpose.
"This, this, not good!" She hasn't lived with a boy yet? Tang Ruier's little ~ blushed and was a little shy.
"Forget it, you see I don't have a place to live at night, the weather is hot, I will be bitten by mosquitoes more at night, and I will come over tomorrow morning to ensure that it is a pustule." Ouyang Jun deliberately said that he was pitiful, so he had to sleep on the streets outside at night.
"Alright then!" As soon as she heard what Ouyang Jun said, it was very pitiful, there were many mosquitoes at night, and if she lived outside, it would really be a pus-filled tomorrow, Tang Rui'er's heart immediately softened.
"Well, my good Rui'er." Ouyang Jun looked at Tang Rui'er with a wicked smile.
"Let's go!" Tang Rui'er walked out with her schoolbag on her back, and Ouyang Jun followed behind.
At the school gate, Tang Ruier called a taxi, Ouyang Jun also went up, and the two of them returned to Tang Ruier's small home together.
"Rui'er, your house is so beautiful." Ouyang Jun looked at this house, where he exclaimed from time to time.
"Don't scream, I'm cooking, do you want to eat at night!" Tang Ruier was busy in the kitchen, and she was originally eating casually outside the noodles.
But there was one more person, so I had to make all the dishes she had in stock.
"Well, Rui'er, it smells so good! If I could marry a wife like you, I would be satisfied. Ouyang Jun ranched his nose and asked about the aroma wafting from the kitchen.
"Don't make any noise, I won't give you any more noise." Just about to put some seasoning, he was suddenly interrupted by Ouyang Jun.
"Khan," Ouyang Jun immediately shut up in the hall as soon as he heard that Tang Rui'er didn't give him food.
Suddenly, Ouyang Jun seemed to have discovered something, and the balcony ......
I saw a small white lace hanging on the balcony coat hook, and Ouyang Jun was attracted to it.
Ouyang Jun came to the balcony, stood on tiptoe and took it down, couldn't stand it anymore, looking at Xiao Nene, Ouyang Jun stretched out his nose and slowly sniffed Xiao Nene.
At this time, Tang Ruier had already cooked a meal, held a plate of vegetables in his hand, and walked out.
When she walked into the hall, she was stunned. I saw Ouyang Jun standing on the balcony, holding her small inner hand to his nose and sniffing it, inhaling deeply, like smoking a big cigarette, and then showing an intoxicated expression on his face.
Tang Rui'er blushed, so ashamed that she wanted to find a place to get in.
"Ahem," Tang Rui'er coughed softly a few times deliberately.
"Oh, Rui'er! The meal is ready! Why don't you walk without a sound, you want to scare me to death! Ouyang Jun smiled, it was simply shameless.
"Oh, let's eat!" Tang Ruier didn't know what to say, and she would put away all the underwear she dried later.
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