Xia Yu is very unhappy, you said that you are a Taoist priest, you are not good at catching ghosts and looking at your face, what kind of moth do you go to the most prosperous commercial area of the imperial capital?

Is it your dream to sell pills and make a lot of money?

After all, there is a specialization in school, and the well water and river water are all water, but after all, it must be clearly divided, otherwise everyone will go to grab other people's jobs, and the world is not completely chaotic!

Xia Yu didn't know if the world was chaotic, but when he arrived at the Imperial Capital Commercial Street, he found that it was all chaotic.

On the already bustling street, countless passers-by surrounded a street entrance, like an arterial thrombosis, and the flow of people could not move at all.

At the same time, a loud voice actually suppressed the propaganda subwoofers of many stores, and the unbearable language directly came into Xia Yu's ears.

"Lingyu health is a hair! Their potions can only remove scars and whiten, these are all fur! Does Fur understand? ”

"What? Can it still heal? But that's it, and I ask you, would you be willing to get hurt for no reason? ”

"And even if it heals, it's Doyle. I have a miracle medicine here, the medicinal material is taken from the immortal peach planted by the Queen Mother of Kunlun Mountain, and at the same time added to the five-hundred-year-old Tianshan Snow Lotus, which has been refined for 9981 days. Don't say anything about healing, scar removal and whitening, my medicine can make people fly in the day, and prolong life......"

“……”

In the crowd, a fat man stood on the side of the road and shouted, attracting the attention of countless people.

If the blockade is arterial thrombosis, it is the largest lesion that should be cut off with a scalpel.

"It's so amazing, it can't be a lie, right?"

Some people don't believe it, and bluntly say that this fat man is mostly a liar.

The fat Taoist priest rolled his eyes and looked angry, but he didn't make any excuses.

At this moment, a fly buzzed into the crowd and soon came to an eye in front of it.

He grabbed the hapless fly directly in his hand with one hand, and then gestured to the crowd.

This reaction speed ...... It's so fast! How can ordinary people do it? The onlookers were stunned.

"Facts speak louder than words. This is my physical fitness after taking the miracle medicine, believe it or not, but by everyone! "The fat Taoist priest is extremely confident.

"How much is a pill?" When some people saw this scene, they finally believed it a little.

"A bottle of Lingyu health care can only remove scars and whiten the potion sells for 9999, I am a higher-grade miracle medicine, the price is 19999......"

The fat Taoist priest's face was flushed, and his eyes were almost gone.

Eggy!

This fake Taoist priest really took the so-called magic medicine made of immortal peaches to make extra money, and Xia Yu suddenly had black lines on his head.

Seeing that this product is about to succeed in cheating, he can't be so cheap!

His heart moved, and his powerful sense soon spotted the fly in the fat Taoist's hand.

Hum...... Don't you brag about your quick reactions? Uncle will let you taste the refreshing feeling of pretending to be slapped in the face.

In the dantian, the beast control trick brand was quickly activated, and after a piece of information flew into his mind, Xia Yu separated a wisp of consciousness and instantly controlled the fly.

The fat Taoist priest was bargaining with people, and when it came to the fierce point, he unconsciously spread his palms.

The fly buzzed out of control and flew into the air.

He didn't care, and neither did the onlookers...... Who cares about a fly?

"This pill, not to mention anything else, I can assure you that the old man can prolong his life after eating it, and the young man will be in good health after taking it, and it will definitely not be a problem to fight with one against three...... As for the girls, if your body is conditioned, why worry about not whitening your skin? Why don't you worry about improving your appearance? ”

The fat Taoist priest held a pill high and said with his saliva splashing.

"If you have a newborn child at home, taking this medicine is equivalent to laying a solid foundation, what does it mean to win at the starting line? That's it! ”

Hey! Can't tell...... This stinky Taoist priest is still a master of speech!

Xia Yu didn't get closer, controlling the flies to watch from afar.

"Really? I said, fatty, you will be thundered by the heavens for harming the next generation! "Some people still don't believe it.

The fat Taoist priest looked confident, pinched the pill and swore solemnly: "I promise, this pill has no side effects!" Although the immortal peach is good, the medicinal properties are too strong, and ordinary people will have diarrhea after eating it, but after I refine this miracle medicine, the medicinal properties are diluted, and newborn babies can take it......"

Are there no side effects?

These words were stunned by Xia Yu, an unscrupulous Taoist priest is so strong? Have you even eliminated the negative effects of the immortal peach?

Hum -

The fat Taoist priest was elated, and the fly that had not escaped easily appeared again, and flew around the pill in his hand a few times.

In the end, under the gaze of countless people, it actually fell on the pill all at once.

What's going on? The fat Taoist priest was also stunned and felt inexplicable.

"Dead Daoist! You're not fooling us, are you? Flies don't bite miracle cures, they only bite rotten eggs! ”

"And ......"

"Don't say it...... Disgusting! ”

After just a few words, the crowd of onlookers exploded with a bang, and a group of people seemed to have lit Molotov cocktails, one by one with red faces and flames.

"It's just a piece of, you don't say it's disgusting, and you still have to sell it for 20,000 yuan...... You black-hearted Taoist! It should be thundered by the sky! ”

A girl was about to take out her wallet to pay just now, and at this moment she felt that she had been greatly insulted, so she grabbed the fat Taoist priest and reprimanded her.

The crowd was tighter, and even the flies couldn't fly in, and they were afraid that he would escape.

Immeasurable TM's Heavenly Venerable!

The fat Taoist priest was anxious, and finally realized the taste of a fly and a bad pot of soup.

This fly is blind, Dao Ye can't bear to kill and spare your life, you also frame Dao Ye in turn, damn it!

"Ladies and gentlemen...... Ladies and gentlemen! ”

He shook off the girl and said loudly: "With so many people watching, the poor road can't run, and it is impossible to run!" Why? Because I can guarantee that this pill is 200% real! If you don't believe me, I can eat it in front of you......"

Just kidding, surrounded by so many people, if it is really recognized as a fake drug, it will have to peel off the skin if you don't die.

Fortunately, although Dao Ye often cheated in the past, he really became an honest merchant this time...... No fooling people! Cold sweat broke out on his forehead.

But before that, that hateful fly must be subdued.

Swish!

The fat Taoist priest pinched the pill in one hand, and grabbed the fly with the other hand with lightning speed, he was very confident in his reaction speed, and if he could catch it once, he could catch it a second time.

But this time he miscalculated, the fly...... It didn't fly away, and it was still spinning around on the pill.

What a situation!

He was stunned, his eyes were about to pop out, he had already calculated the flight path of the fly, so he reached out and grabbed it in the air above the pill, if the fly escaped, it would just throw himself into the net.

But it didn't run away!

The fat Taoist priest grabbed the air, and suddenly his face was a little unbearable, and he grinned and grabbed the pill directly.

Missed again!

The fly still didn't fly away, I don't know whether it was intentional or unintentional, but at that moment, it crawled to the other side of the pill.

The onlookers also noticed the strangeness of the flies, and their eyes widened one by one. I've never thought flies are so cute...... Unexpectedly let this unscrupulous Taoist priest be deflated!

"Even if you're clumsy, you dare to say that your reflexes are super fast...... I think 80% is a liar! Maybe that fly just now was fake! ”

Some people watched it for a long time, and finally reacted, and they made accusations, and the girl even took out her mobile phone to call the police.

The situation is not good!

The fat Taoist priest was drenched in cold sweat, and hurriedly begged to stop him, and at the same time there was a trace of foreboding in his heart, feeling that he would probably go to prison for a vacation if he didn't get it this time.

Buzzing!

The fly finally flew away from the pill, but instead of leaving, it spun around and landed on the tip of his nose.

"Hahaha......"

The crowd burst into laughter, looking at him like a clown.

"Are you on a par with Daoye?" The fat Taoist was so angry that his fat was trembling all over his body, and he slapped his nose.

Ouch!

Unsurprisingly, he covered his nose and grinned, a sour feeling that almost brought him to tears.

The flies seemed to be catching up with him, buzzing down on his cheeks again.

Smack-

The fat Taoist priest was naturally in hot pursuit, and slapped him, his face instantly turned red, and there were five more finger prints.

And after the fly dodged the attack, it seemed to be provoking him, but it didn't leave, and kept lingering in front of him.

In the end, it actually fell on the pill again!

Nima! The fat Taoist priest wanted to cry without tears, although he felt that things were a little strange, but under so many pairs of eyes, who would dare to play tricks on himself?

"Poor grass, your uncle!" He scolded angrily, slapping the pill with all his might.

This time, the fly failed to escape, and directly turned into a lump of bloody mud, and the pill was also slapped into a ball and mixed with it.

"It was you who took the initiative to provoke Daoye......" The fat Taoist priest glared at his palm, still angry.

"Humph! You can take pills now, right? Otherwise, I'll call the police immediately! ”

In front of him, the girl snorted, still not intending to let go.

What?

The fat Taoist priest glared, looked at the pill that was indistinguishable from the dead flies, swallowed his saliva, and said, "What's that...... Shall I change one? ”

"No way!"

"Are you trying to change your dressing? I've seen a lot of this kind of deception! You have to eat this ...... in your hand."

The crowd around was excited, and a pair of eyes stared straight at the fat Taoist, afraid that he would steal the beam and change the pillar if he was not careful.

Sample...... Dare to speak black bell for health, uncle can't kill you!

Xia Yu smiled and quietly surrounded him.