【062】Toilet bowl 1
Leave it aside for the time being, Gillian's character really fascinated a large number of boys, why do men see it like this!
After a while, they came back from playing football, drenched like a chicken in soup, and no matter how handsome their hairstyle was, they became a dick, and I asked them in wonder: "Are you sick or not, you have to play football in such a heavy rain, do you know if you will have to fight in a while, what kind of physical strength does Lang take." ”
"Third brother, haven't you heard? After a while, there is a football match, I am the football captain of our seventh class, the head teacher said that we have been disgraced to the seventh class, and it is time to give the seventh class leader face, we can be allowed to do nonsense, but the football game must be won, so I took them to start our devil training, rain or shine. The plane stripped naked as he spoke, and stood on the ground changing his pants.
I looked at him and couldn't help but think of what to do with the football team in our class, this is an errand given to me by Sister Fang, and I have to give Sister Fang a long face.
Then we chatted for a while, rested for a while, and then went to find the toilet together.
Let's go to Kaihua KTV together, Yang Yang booked a luxury hibiscus bag,, it's really extravagant, this man would dare to give up anything for a woman.
When Yang Yang saw us coming in, he kept looking at Zhang Li and asked, "Lili, what's going on." ”
The ostrich dragged Zhang Li over and stood beside him and said, "Brother, do you think you are very handsome?" ”
The ostrich deliberately shook his hair, and then used his index finger to cross the hairline of his forehead very handsomely, and threw out a cigarette from his bag.
"No, I don't know what the situation is, Lili, didn't you tell me you don't have a boyfriend?" Yang Yang was a little anxious, watching his woman deceive him, and he felt very uncomfortable.
"Yang Yang, we are here to help you, to give you a lesson to remember that women are red faces, don't be serious about women, once you are serious, you will lose." I said to Yang Yang.
"Third brother, why are you here, what's going on." Yang Yang was indeed flustered, so I took out a cigarette and stuffed it into his mouth, and then lit it for him.
"Don't think about it, Qiao San, I'll help you, last time Han Xuanxuan lied to you, I helped you recognize her, now I let Zhang Li continue to test you, I didn't expect you to still have a long memory, you must remember not to trust women easily, you know?" I sat on the purple diamond-encrusted sofa and said to Yang Yang.
Yang Yang lowered his head and didn't speak, his heart was very uncomfortable, and he bit the beer with his teeth and blew wildly.
"Yang Yang, there will be another person in a while, you must know me, Qiao San, you also know me, brother, I beg you for something today." I said to Yang Yang.
"Third brother, you say it, no matter what happens, the younger brother will definitely go to the soup and fight the fire."
"Okay, just have your words, the toilet will come over in a while, Zhang Li is the girlfriend of the toilet, you seduce Zhang Li now, you can do it yourself." I left a sentence and let Yang Yang think for himself, so that he thought that we were helping the toilet to clean him up, and he would definitely beg for mercy like us, and then we used Yang Yang to take the toilet away.
"Ah, Zhang Li is the girlfriend of the leading brother." Yang Yang was even more stunned after hearing this, and the beer he drank in his mouth flowed out of the corners of his mouth.
I gave the ostrich a wink, and the ostrich immediately reacted and said, "yes, don't you know?" We're here to help the toilet come to you, and the toilet already knows you have a leg, you know? ”
I turned my eyes to look at Yang Yang, Yang Yang looked at Zhang Li and didn't speak, I said: "Okay, Yang Yang, the toilet is for us to clean you up, how can you really do it, why bother fighting in the nest if we are all our own people." ”
"Third brother, it stands to reason that you will take the lead in the matter of the eldest brother, how can you Qiao San come in person, he is your little brother." Yang Yang is still smart, and his head turns relatively fast.
"Let's put it this way, Yang Yang, the toilet doesn't want to see the scene of you and Zhang Li together, so I asked a few brothers from our dormitory to help him, I didn't want to come, but I think you are a gentleman, so I want to come over and discuss things with you."
"Third brother, you and I are both happy people, let's talk about it directly, anyway, now that I have moved the woman who took the lead, it is a dead end." Yang Yang completely believed it, because he saw Zhang Li crying behind the ostrich, and Zhang Li deliberately said: "Jun, I like you positively, but he ...... the toilet."
Damn, I seriously doubt that our group must have seen the self-cultivation of the actors, acting really like, not going to make movies is simply Lang Fei's talent.
"You keep calling the toilet a big brother in your mouth, why?" I asked Yang Yang.
"Third brother, don't you know, although you have cured the toilet, he has always been unconvinced, and in private he still asks us to call him the leading brother, and in recent times, the toilet and the senior high school have had a close relationship, as if they want to plan you, you should be careful." Yang Yang smoked a cigarette and said righteously, I am sure there is no falsehood.
"My grass, as I expected, this toilet is really not a good bird, third brother, you should have poked it in as soon as you arrived and let this grandson taste it." The plane finished blowing the wine and put it on the marble coffee table.
"Yang Yang, let me ask you, is the little brother in the toilet listening to you in addition to listening to him."
Yang Yang looked at me for a while, then nodded and said, "Because he gives orders to do everything in the toilet, and I lead the brothers to do things, so they listen to me more." ”
"Then you still dare to approach the woman in the toilet, don't you know that the wife of a friend can't be bullied, don't you know that the person who moves the brother woman will cut off his hands and feet?" My eyes were particularly sharp and I looked at Yang Yang.
Yang Yang didn't speak, finished his cigarette, drank the wine, and then looked at Zhang Li and said, "We are true love." ”
Holy, we're all smiling, what a true love.
"Okay, brothers, don't say it, Zhang Li said that the toilet is coming soon." The ostrich said in a panic.
"Don't panic, Yang Yang, you and Zhang Li stay here, don't panic, when the toilet and their people are here, we have a way to cure him, in the future, you will mix with me, brother, I like to be born and die with the affectionate and righteous masters." After I finished speaking, I picked up two bottles of wine and gave Yang Yang a bottle.
Yang Yang looked at me for a while and said, "Third brother, I have long wanted to follow you, do it, third brother." ”
We both raised our heads to dry up the beer, and then hid in the KTV toilet, I, the small space was we stayed in it like dumplings, and after a while, there was a serious lack of oxygen, full of the body odor of the big man, especially the steamed buns, the smell that wafted out of his body, let me conclude that there must be a month without a bath.