Hades Flop

Chapter 21: The Third Man in the Room

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The June sky in Yangcheng is still brightening so fast.

After last night's thunderstorm, Woody suddenly understood a lot and had a lot of new perspectives on life!

He sat quietly with the fox in his arms for a night, and thought about it for a night!

Watching the dark rainy night slowly brighten up little by little, the light always comes as promised, giving light and hope to people who are disoriented again and again!

The memories of his previous life are messy and fragmented, and he wants to find a breakthrough from it, but he can't start, his thoughts are upset, his head is swollen and painful, and only looking at the beautiful and pale face in his arms can prevent him from being so painful and dazed!

That's at this time!

"Ah......h

A terrified male voice suddenly sounded from his side!

Woody was startled, looked up at the place where the noise came from, and couldn't help but scream "Ah......"

Then there were two more of the same roar:

"Hell......"

"Hell......"

The sound is loud and long-lasting!

After the scream, there was silence, and it was obvious that both people heard each other's voices, heard that the other party was a person, and knew each other's identity by listening to the voice!

"Monkeys?"

"Brother Wu"

……

"I'm scared to death," the two of them exhaled at the same time!

After speaking, the two of them couldn't help but be scared and funny, because of the fear just now, and now their bodies can't help but tremble a little!

In fact, it's no wonder that they are afraid of this!

Because what happened last night was so incredible, Woody walked back and forth on the line of life and death several times, and in that tense situation, Woody had already forgotten about the third person in the room, the monkey!

Woody, who was about to lose his mind in the morning, was suddenly heard by a terrible roar, and then saw a man who was as black as charcoal suddenly appeared next to him, and he almost didn't pee.

And after the monkey got drunk last night and relieved his sorrows, he didn't know anything about the thunder last night, and slept soundly. (What is the meaning of thunder that cannot be moved, this is called thunder that cannot be moved!) ）

A drunken person must wake up thirsty in the morning, and the monkey is not surprised, he wakes up in the morning with a burning throat and a splitting headache, and he wants to get up to find water to drink, who knows that the surroundings are dark and the environment is quite unfamiliar.

When he looked up and looked for the light, he couldn't see it, and his soul was almost gone!

By the glimmer of light from the window, the monkey saw a man with a dark face and a fishy smell of mucus sitting sideways on the ground, holding a man with fluffy ears and two tails behind his buttocks.

It turned out that the impurities discharged from his whole body after Woody was washed by the aura last night and had no time to rinse it, so his current appearance was really ......

The monkey was still a little trembling, he came to Woody's side and looked at the big-eared and long-tailed beauty in Woody's arms, the monkey was scared and curious!

"Brother Wu...... This is? ”

"What's ......?"

The monkey asked again and again.

"She's my wife, your sister-in-law!"

"Don't ask, let's go rinse first, look at you, you're all black!"

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After Woody took a shower, he took a towel and kept wiping the water droplets from his hair.

When I came out, I saw the monkey sitting next to me and looking at the fox with very strange eyes, smirking for a while, shaking his head for a while, and making a sound of smashing and smashing from time to time in his mouth!

"Monkey, what are you doing? Looking at my wife, she shook her head and giggled for a while! ”

The monkey turned his head to look at Woody, this one was unbelievable, after Woody, who was originally covered in fishy dirt, washed it, his skin became white and flawless, and his whole body exuded a kind of radiant halo, giving people a feeling of incomparable purity, spotless, just like a fairy descending to earth,

The skin is more tender and smooth than before, even the scars on the forehead have miraculously disappeared, and the muscles on the body have excellent muscle lines, clear contours, strong and powerful, and the whole person seems to be a different person.

"Wow! Fifth brother, what's wrong with you, how can you be reborn after taking a bath, that skin is as tender as a little girl! The monkey asked, looking straight at Woody.

"Your fifth brother has an adventure, it's what happened last night, I'll tell you when you finish taking a shower!" Woody said with a smile!

"Fifth brother, then what do you say is the sister-in-law? , what about the snow? ”

"I'm suddenly a little confused, this is changing a little fast, we seem to have graduated less than half a year ago, right?"

"What about the snow??"

The monkey asked, a little puzzled.

"It's hard to put into words!" Woody let out a long sigh and said, "This starts from the previous life!"

The monkey's eyes widened when he heard this, "Last life? And this fox beautiful sister-in-law, what's the situation? What did you experience during that night? I feel like I've missed out on a century! ”

The monkey's heart is a little broken!

Woody slowly explained the cause and effect of the incident to the monkey, and of course some of the more private things were omitted.

He and the monkey are dead friends, they have eaten instant noodles together, soaked girls together, worn the same pants together, suffered poverty together, fought together in college, fought together, and fought together, it can be said that they have a lifelong friendship, closer than brothers! There's nothing to hide from him!

After listening to Woody's story, the monkey was completely petrified, unable to speak, unable to move his eyes, stupid, and turned into a black stone monkey!

It took a long, long time for him to come out of his mouth with two words: "Hades? ”

"Yes! Hey, monkey, are you alright? Woody looked at the monkey as if he had lost his soul!

"I don't know if there was a monkey injured in last night's thunderstorm, seeing that he woke up in the morning and his whole body was scorched, shouldn't he be injured now?"

He shook his hand in front of the monkey a few times, "Hey, monkey, are you alright?" Did you get sick after being struck by lightning last night? ”

Only then did the monkey come back to his senses and say, "I'm fine, fifth brother, we have developed ......."

"Hahaha......"

The monkey burst into a burst of laughter, laughing and hugging Woody, as if he had picked up some treasure!

Woody was speechless: "This thing is crazy!" ”

He quickly pulled out of the monkey's arm and said in disgust, "Come in and wash me, it's too dirty!"

Finally pushed the monkey into the bathroom, but the monkey was still excited about the fact that his brother was Hades!

While washing, he said to himself: "Oh, my brother is the king of Hades, this Lao Tzu can walk sideways in the sky and on the ground!"

"I have to think about who bullied us before, I have to get the field back one by one!"

"You are my little girl Xiao Yanluo, I can't love you too much......"

The monkey in the bath was extremely excited, and while washing, he hummed the song "Little Apple" that he had adapted, but at this time it became "Little Yama"!

But as the black carbonized toner on his body slowly melted little by little, it was washed away by the water drenched from the shower, and the whitened skin was white, transparent, tender, and elastic like a peeled egg.

The monkey didn't pay much attention at first, but as he washed more and more of his body, he was stunned!

"Why is it that I am the same as the fifth brother, this skin has become so tender and delicate, but I haven't practiced any exercises? I didn't wash the marrow thing! How so? ”

The more the monkey washed, the more frightened he became, but something that made him even more frightened happened, which frightened him to open the bathroom door and run out naked, and a white flower body appeared in front of Woody so abruptly!

"Ah......h

"Ah......h

Two more men's screams......

"It's a shameless stinky upstairs, what time is it? What is the name of an early morning ghost? And let no one sleep! Many of the residents downstairs were woken up and scolded!

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(To be continued......)

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