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Liu Jie and the fat man and Huang Mao stood there smoking and chatting. Liu Jie looked at it and asked with a smile: "I said fatty, why did your little beauty disappear?" ”

The fat man was depressed when he heard this, and Huang Mao and the others laughed when they saw this, Liu Jie was inexplicable, Wang Wei smiled and said: "Master, you don't know anything about this, come and tell you about it, but you have to hold back, when I first heard it, Le's stomach hurt for a long time." ”

Liu Jie blinked his eyes and looked at Wang Wei and said with a smile: "Say it and listen to it, I'll see if it's funny?" ”

Wang Wei glanced at the fat man and then said with a smile: "That day, the fat man and Huang Mao skipped class to go to the Internet, but Huang Mao suddenly had something to do, so he let the fat man go first, and it turned out to be a coincidence, Huang Mao met Li Fengjiao, Huang Mao wanted the fat man to go online, it was boring, so he told Li Fengjiao, the fat man was in that Internet café, and then the box." As a result, Li Fengjiao went to find the fat man, but coincidentally, the fat man was bored by himself, so he didn't play the game, and wanted to wait for Huang Mao to come and team up to play legends together, brush up on white wild boars, and watch Andy Lau's new movie, God of Gamblers vs. Las Vegas.

You can see it, the fat man also bought a carton of milk, but when he saw the climax, the bear squirted with laughter, spraying a computer screen, keyboard, and pants.

However, it is no coincidence that the book is not written, just when the fat man picked up the paper and was about to wipe it, Li Fengjiao opened the door of the treasure chest and saw the fat man, but turned around and ran away with a red face. ”

The fat man said depressedly: "Boss, don't you know, at that time, Li Fengjiao saw that on the computer, the God of Gamblers vs. Las Vegas, there were just some tempting shots, and my pants, keyboard, and screen were all white liquid." ”

Liu Jie couldn't hold back his laughter, and Liu Jie also understood what Li Fengjiao thought the fat man was doing at that time. Liu Jie smiled and patted the fat man's shoulder, and then gave a thumbs up.

The fat man sighed and said, "I will never forget the strange expression of Li Fengjiao when she looked at me...... Alas......"

Liu Jie laughed and laughed, although they were not like Liu Jie's bizarre experience when he heard it for the first time, the fat man, but every time he listened to it, he laughed and his stomach hurt.

The fat man glanced at everyone depressedly, Liu Jiexiao's stomach hurt a little, patted the fat man's shoulder and asked, "Didn't you explain it to Li Fengjiao?" ”

The fat man smiled bitterly and said: "Explain a fart, boss, you don't know, Li Fengjiao actually came to see me the next day, and sifted something for me, before I could speak, she ran, but my face turned green when I saw it, Li Fengjiao sieved me a bottle of medicine and a letter."

As soon as I opened the letter, I didn't cry, I didn't laugh, Li Fengjiao told me that when I was admitted to college, she agreed to talk to me [things that can't be described], and my heart suddenly blossomed, but when I looked down, I cried, she said that [things that can't be described] hurt the body too much, and it also affected the ability and durability in the future. Tell me to hold back, control myself, and don't allow me to look at things that are too tempting, and tell me that she understands that she read a book on this last night, and also told Xiao Masturbation to be pleasant, and to hurt her body and force her to be wiped out.

In the end, when I looked at the bottle of medicine, I had the heart to cry to death, it was actually Liuwei Dihuang Pill, and the girl also told me that she was looking for her after eating, and her father had a lot of them. ”

Liu Jie couldn't stand up straight with a smile, his stomach hurt from laughing, he wanted to laugh when he looked at the fat man, and he couldn't say a word for a long time.

The fat man took a puff of cigarette and glanced at everyone and said, "The spark in my hand burned my nicotine-filled heart and filled the already distorted world, and I just laughed when I shouldn't have laughed." I drank milk when I shouldn't, and I laughed, but it brought me endless depression. ”

Wang Wei said with a smile: "Yo, I don't see it, people say that falling out of love makes people become poets, and our fat brother also has such potential?" ”

The fat man said disdainfully: "Brother, you haven't fallen out of love......"

Before the following words were spoken, Huang Mao interjected: "Dead fatty, okay, you have to blow it, believe it or not, I will expose your old bottom?" ”

The fat man's words choked back, Liu Jie looked at Huang Mao curiously and said, "What's the matter, the fat man just said a few words, he said very talented?" ”

Huang Mao glanced at the fat man and said: "There is a fart, our brothers mix together every day, who doesn't know who, this fat guy just said a few words, did it scare you, let me tell you, last class, this thing is crawling on the literary weekly to sleep, I dare to guarantee, this thing will remember these 2 sentences at most, you let him say it down, if he can say 4 sentences, I Huang Mao invites everyone to go down to the restaurant today." ”

Saying that, Huang Mao patted his chest, and then looked at the fat man provocatively, you just said if you have the ability, I see how you continue to blow?

The fat man snorted coldly and said, "For the sake of our brothers, I don't want you to break the bank, I don't know how many children you have in your pocket?" ”

Huang Mao smiled: "Our boss is here, I don't have a bullet in my pocket, the boss has it, as long as you say it, I'll borrow it from the boss now, what do you think?" ”

The fat man said with a depressed face: "We're still brothers, don't you, you see I'm so miserable, can't you let me pretend to be B quietly?" ”

The fat man's teasing comparison made everyone laugh again. At this moment, the class bell rang, Liu Jie also returned to the classroom with everyone, most of the high school life is accompanied by various exam papers, Liu Jie finally came to a class, and met the English teacher's test assessment, Liu Jie smiled helplessly, he has language and writing skills, if these are replaced before his rebirth, he will have a headache, but now he can understand it at a glance.

The English teacher saw that Liu Jie was just sitting there in a daze, so he walked over with a smile and said, "Long time no see?" What's wrong with our high school entrance examination champion, aren't you going to try to do it, this assessment paper I came out? ”

Liu Jie smiled faintly and replied in standard English: "I haven't seen Mr. Xu for a long time, this paper is good, but I can, there is no challenge for me, Mr. Xu can also hear from my conversation with you, my English, no need to be assessed, for future exams, I also have a lot of confidence to get a full score." ”

Teacher Xu, the English teacher, shook her head with a smile and said: "Demon, sure enough, it's still a demon, I haven't seen you in class for so long, you are still so powerful, very good, by the way, your English was learned there, you speak it very authentically, and your pronunciation is very standard?" ”

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