"Who framed Erlang God?"

Li Yibai held up his chin, thought about it carefully, and found that the most likely thing was Zhu Bajie, this guy is a lustful master, otherwise it would not have been possible to be demoted to the mortal world for provoking Fairy Chang'e, even if he became a monk in the mortal world, he didn't stop, and almost every day he shouted back to Gao Laozhuang to find Yulan or something. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

The second is clairvoyance, which knows what is going on in the heavenly court, and it is difficult to guarantee that in order to taste it more deeply, I will look at it from the window.

In fact, if you want to come back, above the heavenly court, but all male immortals, there is this possibility, even if it is a married person, Lei Gong is not immune, and the only one who can escape from this circle is probably the Roaring Sky Dog.

"Who the hell is it? That's a tricky question. ”

As soon as Li Yibai thought of this question, he felt a huge headache!

Forget it, I still don't want to think about this problem for now, at this time, get the balcony to breathe.

Li Yibai walked to the balcony and was about to take a look at the scenery in the distance, when suddenly, there was movement on the balcony next to him, and Li Yibai took a look.

Before I saw him, I saw his chest, and the straight chest made Li Yibai feel a little straight.

There is only Xiong Zhenting who can have a chest of this size.

Li Yibai wiped his sweat and said, "You are also here to watch the scenery on the balcony?" ”

"Yes and no, to be precise, I'm here to apologize to you, as your neighbor, especially if you know my cousin, you shouldn't have been cold to you before." Xiong Zhenting said apologetically.

Li Yibai waved his hand, "It turned out to be for this, there is no need to be so grand, I actually didn't pay attention to it at all." ”

Xiong Zhenting smiled slightly, "You didn't take it to heart, but I took it to heart, so let's do it, in order to express my apologies, I invite you to my house for dinner today." ”

"It's not good, it's easy to have problems." Li Yibai was a little stunned, this invited her to her home as a guest, and the speed of development was inevitably too fast!

Xiong Zhenting was angry, and said in her heart that I don't mind a girl, what do you mind as a big boy?

Li Yibai naturally noticed the other party's expression, so he had to nod his head, reluctantly: "Okay, I'll accept your invitation." ”

Xiong Zhenting felt that her chest was trembling with anger.

What's this called, inviting a boy to the house, it's obviously our girls who suffer, okay? How can I listen to the tone of your voice, but it is you who suffers? Hey, hey, hey, the subject is mistaken!

……

"Knock knock."

Li Yibai opened the door directly, came to Xiong Zhenting's room, and knocked on the door.

Let's go.

The door opened.

The moment the door opened, Li Yibai smelled a faint aroma of flower petals.

In the eye, it is inclined to the ancient decoration, light white sofa, there is a fluffy stall on the ground, and the blanket is placed on the coffee table and tea set, all in all, the decoration of the whole room is simple but not simple.

"Come in." Xiong Zhenting was wearing an apron and said to Li Yibai with a smile, suddenly as if she remembered something important, and hurriedly walked back, "You sit casually first, there is fruit on the table, I have to go and greet the dishes." ”

"Okay, you're busy." Li Yibai nodded, changed into slippers, and entered the living room.

The living room was next to the kitchen, Li Yibai leaned on the sofa, and saw Xiong Zhenting busy in the kitchen with a perspective eye, but his eyes were filled with deep worry.

"Wouldn't it be very uncomfortable to be strangled by such a small apron?"

Li Yibai looked at her worriedly, especially the chest that was about to burst, in fact, sometimes the big chest is also very worried, in addition to guarding against hungry wolves like him, he also has to bear the trouble of buying the wrong number of clothes (too small).

In fact, I want to say that this beautiful neighbor's figure is very good, and I didn't pay much attention to it because some parts were too prominent, but now I look at it carefully, the convex place is convex, and the place that should be warped is warped, just looking at it, it makes men have an impulse.

One minute.

Two minutes.

Although the TV was ringing in Balabala, Li Yibai didn't pay attention to those at all, but concentrated on peeping, phew, admiring the figure of this beautiful neighbor, this is art! Unparalleled art!

After about five minutes, Li Yibai sat up straight and looked at the TV intently, this was not a discovery of his conscience, let alone any attractive programs on TV, but Xiong Zhenting held it, to be precise, it was the chest that came out with two dishes.

Xiong Zhenting bent down and put the two dishes on the table, and at the same time touched the dining table, as well as the chest that was about to come out, and Li Yibai on the side was about to pop out of his eyes.

Fourth!

Look at each other!

There seemed to be sparks in the air!

Li Yibai looked very embarrassed, and hurriedly changed the topic: "By the way, what do you think of today's TV show?" ”

Xiong Zhenting looked at Li Yibai strangely, and said in her heart Where did the TV show come from, obviously there are only advertisements.

The advertising slogan is quite catchy, "Vigorously, vigorously, stimulate the power of the wilderness in your body!" ”

Seeing this familiar advertisement, she replied: "You mean this advertisement, vigorously advertising is broadcast on TV every day, once when I went to the supermarket, I was thinking about buying a bottle to try, who knew that the boss told it to sell out, and not only this supermarket, many supermarkets around the city were sold out!" ”

Li Yibai subconsciously answered, "Hey, I didn't expect my company's vigorous efforts to be so popular?" ”

He had only heard of the popularity of Dali before, and he hadn't seen how hot it was, but now, listening to Xiong Zhenting say this, he really understood the popularity of Dali!

"Are you really kidding, when did Mighty become yours?" Xiong Zhenting said with a smile, not taking Li Yibai's words to heart.

Although I saw that he had sold hundreds of thousands of pills in just a few minutes on Sesame Street, it was still too far from a giant in the beverage industry like Dali, which earns tens of millions of dollars a day!

"I'm not kidding." Li Yibai was serious, and then touched his face, did he really look joking?

"Okay, let's not talk about that." Xiong Zhenting smiled and shook her head, saying that the company is your own, if this is not a joke, then what is a joke?

So, in order to put an end to this unrealistic question, Xiong Zhenting hurriedly took out chopsticks and handed them to Li Yibai, "Let's try my craftsmanship." ”

It seems that he still doesn't believe it, but Li Yibai doesn't bother to explain so much, catches the chopsticks handed over by the other party, and prepares to start. (To be continued.) )