Ding Xiang took the independent entrance examination for literature at Jinling University, and the number of people who took this exam today is two or three times as many as before!

Holding the test paper in her hand, Lilac glanced at it quickly, a little disappointed but reasonable, because it is impossible to write the name of the person who wrote the question behind each question, so who knows which two questions are from Su Mo?

But Lilac has been in the examination room for a long time, and let her mind be as calm as possible to cope with this difficult exam paper. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Different from the daily Chinese test papers, this independent enrollment test is not about students' rote memorization skills, but more about examining students' knowledge, writing and things that can see literary skills, so there are all kinds of strange questions on a test paper.

For example, the first question:

The following is a tongue twister rap from the lyrics of a popular internet song. Please answer the questions according to the question:

The river of history flows forward

There was a sheep sleeping on the shore

There was a wolf floating in the river

The wolf will take the sheep for rations

The sheep should recognize the wolf as their father

The sheep will save the wolf, and the wolf will eat the sheep

I don't know if it was the sheep that saved the wolf

Or the wolf wants to eat the sheep.

- Find all the rhyming words (rhyme feet) in them, and use at least four words in the rhyme feet to form a single sentence; Find all the verbs and write a slogan that is appropriate for a college campus in the two words with the fewest strokes.

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This is still the first question, which is relatively simple, and gradually deepens later.

Like what:

Write two idioms and misinterpret their meanings, e.g. "Spend your days like a year" (the days are good, every day is like a real New Year)

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In short, this test paper is interesting and weird, covering almost some basic knowledge of literature, what couplets, anagrams, poems take turns, and Lilac conquers one question at a time, just like an old man-cart.

Finally, it's time for the final Persian essay question.

Lilac's eyes lit up all of a sudden, and she felt so kind.

"The writer Shuren has a deafening saying: 'Silence, silence, no longer erupt in silence, but perish in silence!' , How do you understand this sentence, please write an article in combination with the current situation of society, with unlimited body load and unlimited number of words! ”

This is the flexibility and domineering of independent enrollment, and there is no limit to body load! There is no limit to the number of words! That is to say, even if you only write one word, as long as you can impress the marking teacher, you are a fighter in the cow pen!

But do you have the talent and courage to cultivate Wenzong's "life-network"?

In the second half of the exam time, everyone was fighting with the composition, everyone was thinking carefully, but they couldn't hold back the excitement of wanting to write something of their own, many people's expressions were quite exciting, these situations The invigilator saw it in his eyes, and secretly said in his heart that the effect of inviting Su Wenzong to participate in the proposition this year was very good, attracting many top students.

Lilac tilted her head and thought for a while, planning to give it a go, everyone knows that the safest way to write an argumentative essay for the college entrance examination is to write an argumentative essay, but Lilac doesn't, she wants to write poetry! A modern poem!

Originally, she didn't like modern poetry very much, thinking that they were all disease-free moaning, but the birth of Shuren Su Mo made her know that modern poetry can be so beautiful! It can be as indignant as "Dead Water", as shocking as "Answer", as short and concise as "Life", and as hazy and intoxicating as "Broken Chapters...... Since then, she has also liked to write poetry, and she writes well, often published in the school newspaper and even the evening newspaper.

So, Lilac silently recited this famous sentence of the idol several times, felt the surging feelings in it, and thought of many, many things, she suddenly felt that there were a thousand words in her chest, just waiting for them to flow out of the tip of the pen one by one!

Soon, she wrote the name of a poem - "No More Hesitation"

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Today, many people will find that the third one on the hot search list is very strange: only add one.

What does that mean? When people went in at one point, they immediately smiled, and it turned out to be Su Mo again.

Here's the thing, just after the independent admissions exam of Jinling University today, a large group of people asked Su Mo on Weibo which questions he came up with, and Su Mo quickly posted it.

The first question is an uplink: Boya Tower's predecessor, Boya.

Although the difficulty of this couplet is not low, but it is quite decent, many candidates breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that they were not ashamed, and also gave their own answers, what "repay the descendants of the temple to repay the grace", "the gods in the Lingyin Temple" and the like.

But the second question killed everyone.

The title is simple, it's just an anagram: just add one stroke.

Well, the riddle is easy to understand, it's just the word "only" plus a stroke, it's very simple! But after a few comparisons, I was immediately stunned, as if there was no word that met the conditions, big brother!

Oops, I don't believe that so many of us can't answer Su Mo's question alone!

With a twist in their hearts, the majority of netizens participated in the discussion, but after a few hours, they didn't come up with any results, and the anxious people stopped doing it, and asked Su Mo to give an answer, there is no such word at all!

Hehe, Su Mo complied, and a word was updated on Weibo: rush!

As a result, countless people opened their mouths wide, and the reaction was basically the same - "! How can it be a punching word! It's completely irrelevant, isn't Su Mo ...... Wait, it's really punching! ”

"Good fellow, I'm really convinced, capitalized suit! It turns out that anagrams can still be played like this! ”

"I really don't know how the tree man's brain grows, I can think of this kind of topic"

"Haha, that's so much fun"

"Eh, big brothers, please forgive the little brother for being stupid, why is this 'only one stroke' the word 'rush', I don't see it"

"Stupid!"

"Stupid!"

"It's stupid!"

"Stupid stupid stupid!"

"Finally someone is dumber than me, in that case, let me satisfy my vanity, young man, if you rotate the word 'only' clockwise ninety degrees, and then add a vertical word, isn't it the word 'rush'!"

Later, there were strange questions on the Internet that imitated such anagrams, such as "What words are there in addition to big characters?" (and)".

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"Sister, you're back!"

As soon as Ding Xiang got home, her younger brother Ding Sheng, who was in the second grade of primary school, ran over and shouted.

Touching her brother's cute little head, Lilac asked, "Parents, why are you home alone?" ”

"Dad went out temporarily, and Mom went grocery shopping, saying that it was to celebrate that you passed the exam and wanted to have a big meal!"

"I just finished the exam, and I don't know the results yet, hey, why are you playing with my phone again! Bring it."

The younger brother pursed his lips, reluctantly returned the phone to Lilac, and said: "Isn't it just a mobile phone, what's the big deal, by the way, there was a call to you three times today, I didn't dare to answer, you can see for yourself"

"Go, play while playing"

Sending her brother away, Lilac picked up her phone and looked, sure enough, there were three missed calls, all of them were the same person.

"Sister Xin?"

Lilac muttered, really curious in her heart, because this Sister Xin is the president of the Jiangsu and Zhejiang branch of their Shuren Fan Association, and she has only seen it once, what will she do with herself?

"Dudu~ Hey, Sister Xin, I'm Lilac, what are you looking for me?" Lilac struck over.

"Oops, you finally answered the phone, I thought something was wrong with you" A young voice came from the other end of the line.

"Well, I have an important exam today, so I didn't bring the phone with me, which makes Sister Xin anxious," Lilac explained.

"It's okay, I'm not blaming you, on the contrary, I'm going to tell you a great joy! Are there any obstacles around you, stay away from them"

Lilac was inexplicable, but subconsciously complied.

"Okay, Sister Xin, let's talk about something, my heart is itching"

"Ahem, I now inform you as the president of the Jiangsu and Zhejiang branch of the Shuren Official Fan Association, Lilac classmate, you are lucky enough to draw a place, and you can go with us to the magic capital to participate in His Highness's birthday party and fan meeting the day after tomorrow......"

"Ah~"

Before Sister Xin finished speaking, she heard Lilac let out a long scream, which she had seen several times.

"Really, really, really!" Lilac, who was so excited that she touched and jumped, kept confirming, and she couldn't help herself.

(To be continued, more exciting later!) ）