Cheap! And it's a new height and a new attitude! The incomparable **** qi erupted from Haosen's body, instantly enveloping the entire boundary within a radius of five meters, flowers and trees withered in an instant, and insects and bacteria were directly killed.

It's really up! It turns out that childhood sweethearts can explain it like this, and it can be explained so logically and philosophically. As an otaku in his previous life, Tang Fei felt guilty from the bottom of his heart after listening to this explanation, master!

There are clouds in the Shi family: In ancient times, there were high monks who had an epiphany and sat down to the west; And Confucius Yiyun: You can die when you hear the Tao. Tang Fei was still skeptical about this before, after all, this kind of thing is almost extinct in modern society. But now, Tang Fei Sansheng was fortunate to see a master enlightened in front of him. Although it is a misunderstanding of the evil way, existence is reasonable, and I believe that if those otaku heard such a deafening interpretation of Haosen, they would definitely be able to die with satisfaction. Of course, it's best to bring Hausen with you.

"Johnny, do you want to die?" For Haosen's "vicious" explanation of Lili, Tang Fei stood in the general righteousness and absolutely stopped it. But there will be a small heartbeat in his heart, and it seems that he is more and more deeply affected by Haosen's evil.

"Just kidding." I felt that it was indeed a bit too much, Haosen hurriedly smiled and comforted Tang Fei, if he was really beaten, his image in the eyes of beautiful women would be completely ruined. However, Haosen was still a little too deep into the play, and after hitting his shoulder, he said: "Tang, isn't it a little exciting." ”

"Fuck off!" Suddenly, someone peeked into the little bad painting style in his heart, and Tang Fei, who was annoyed and angry, directly wanted to solve it by force.

"Don't, don't!" Finally pressed Tang Fei's fist, Haosen immediately changed the topic and said, "I want to introduce you to these beauties to ensure that you open your eyes." ”

For the master-level interpretation, Tang Fei is still a little looking forward to it. Don't get me wrong, what Tang Fei is looking forward to is just how Haosen will interpret the beauty when he doesn't know him.

It's finally time to prove yourself, and after so many years of hard research, today is the time to verify yourself. As if he had been injected with a stimulant, Haosen stared at the group of beauties on the periphery of the base with wide eyes, and said to Tang Fei in a low voice: "Don, you saw that beautiful woman chatting with Pluton. ”

Following Haosen's instructions, Tang Fei found a tall and handsome beauty fan, who was chatting with Pluton at the moment. From the smile she pursed her lips from time to time, it can be seen that Pluton is already on the road to success. Unexpectedly, Pluton is usually inconspicuous and leaky, and he immediately won it at a critical moment.

"Thirty-five, twenty-four, thirty-four." After staring at it for a long time, Haosen suddenly reported a set of numbers without a head.

"What?" For these three numbers, Tang Fei, who hadn't turned his mind for a while, was completely confused.

"Don't understand this?" Hausen shook a contemptuous little look and said, "Of course I'm talking about the measurements of that beauty. I take a rough look with the accurate eyes of my research summary over the years, and there will definitely not be much deviation. You know, in this regard, I have a lot of experience. Most people look at it first, then look at it, and then look at it, which is not to mention three eyes, and I Haosen only need to sweep it at a glance, and these three data are all in place. And I don't just see here, I can think of it there; When I see the outside, I can think of the inside. ”

Beast! A beast that walks on the road in human skin, but is so shameless, we are ashamed to be with it. Others are empathetic and communicate with beauties, but it's good to Haosen, and it's good to be understanding.

"Ahh I'm going to die, I'm going to die! Hausen suddenly swallowed a few mouthfuls of saliva fiercely, and said in a dry throat: "Looking at that cherry mouth, my heart is captured." ”

Tang Fei shifted his position slightly, feeling that it was better to distance himself from Haosen, who was in a fantasy. I felt like I had been infected just now, so in order to prevent the disease from getting worse, it is better to stay away from the source of the virus.

But Haosen didn't seem to notice Tang Fei's movements, and suddenly hugged Tang Fei's neck with a sudden backhand, and said excitedly: "I've been fascinated by that girl, nicknamed 'Love Prodigal', I finally met a guest star today!" I must know her, I must know! ”

Looking at Haosen, whose eyes were about to be on fire, Tang Fei felt that he still had an obligation to cool him down, "Johnny, why are you so excited?" Didn't you notice that David was having a good time chatting with her? ”

"Stupid." Haosen glanced at Tang Fei and said excitedly, "Have you forgotten that David already has a girlfriend?" Do you think he dared to do anything out of the ordinary? Besides, do you think everyone named David has the appearance of Beckham? You look at him and then look at me, don't you think I'll crush the other party easily? As he spoke, he shook his hair coquettishly.

A master is a master, and this kind of interpretation ability directly calmed Tang Fei, and people are invincible in the world.

"With all that said, Johnny is on now?" Tang Fei asked.

“NO、NO、NO！ I'm going to teach you another wise saying. Observe carefully, compare carefully, and you will find the better one. Mentor Hausen said impassionedly, "That's how I taught James Bond back then, that's why he can meet a beautiful woman every time, and it's not the same." ”

"Johnny, are you sure it's Bond? As far as I know, he seems to be fictional. Tang Fei reminded.

“NO、NO、NO！ The truth is forever dormant in history, so let's leave it alone and continue with what we just said. Haosen waved his hand indifferently, "I mean compare more, and you'll find the better one, don't you?" With that, Hausen's scanning eye began its historic mission.

"Johnny, what if there was a better future?"

Suddenly a voice came from behind him, Tang Fei turned his head to look, it was Thompson, Flo, Hughes, Sean and Marquis, all five of them were full of smiles, obviously after listening to it for a short time, they were amused by Haosen's fallacies.

Although he was surprised for a while, when he thought of the age of the five people, Tang Fei was not surprised. Leeds United's age hierarchy is very clear this season, with all but five of them over the age of 28 under the age of 26. And most of the first team is 20 years old, so outside reports will also use the term Young Guard from time to time.

In fact, at the beginning of the break, several veterans gathered together, after all, they all have families and each has to be 30, so they don't participate in this kind of young and frivolous thing, and such opportunities are left to the young people in the team. Looking at the attentive young people over there, Thompson and the others remembered when they were young, and they all looked at each other and smiled.

And inadvertently, Flo saw Tang Fei and Haosen under the big tree, and strangely a few people came over, and the two chatted too attentively to notice it. And after listening to Haosen's entire "high-minded talk", several people all laughed, which alarmed the two.

After each of them found a place to sit down, Flo continued, "Johnny, don't talk about it yet, I'll wait for your arguments." ”

"Okay, let you see the results of my hard work for so many years." Clearing his throat, Hausen spoke, "What is the future?" is agnostic. So we must seize the moment and put the beautiful woman in our own bowl first. However, it is the comparison that yields results. So when you meet another beautiful woman at some point in the future, be sure to have a comparison. ”

"Johnny, what's your standard?" Tang Fei asked.

"On the path of a man's quest for truth, he usually chooses the larger one." Haosen said as he should.

"What a shameless candor!" Tang Fei said qualitatively, "But are you sure you will have a choice?" It seems that there is no beautiful woman cheering for you now. ”

"Forehead ......" must not drop the chain at this time, and Haosen, who was speechless for a while, directly pointed at his right hand, "Who said no, that's not it." ”