"This man is very good!"

"This guy has a good eye too!"

"Yes, good! This benevolent brother has a very mature opinion! In a word! ”

"Huh! This brother's writing is very good! 'Nine pieces of eight, as long as nine pieces of eight, from then on the rats will not enter the house; Nine pieces of eight, as long as nine pieces of eight, the rat that is destroyed escapes and doesn't care about it', it's really talented! It's a pity, it's a rat poison seller, hey! ”

"Yo he! This brother's writing is better! 'Ten dollars, only ten dollars!' Ten dollars is not much, and I can't go to the United States and Singapore; Ten dollars is not expensive, you can't buy a refrigerator and freezer! That's a good thing to say, but it's a pity, this is a sock seller! ”

"Tut-tut, what kind of person is this, he really has no vision, he even said that my novel is not good, I will go to his uncle!"

"Nima, this one is even more excessive!"

Tang Zui, who was sitting in the car, looked at the comments on his mobile phone, and from time to time he was full of emotion, which made Dong Shanshan almost crash several times, but Tang Zui still sat firmly like a tumbler.

"Shanshan, this netizen has more insights, I'll read it to you"

Dong Shanshan slammed on the brakes angrily and said angrily: "Tang drunk!" ”

With the slamming of the brakes, Tang Zui's body leaned forward suddenly, almost making intimate contact with the glass of the car in front of him, but he didn't mind, and after sitting down again, he continued: "Shanshan, you drive carefully, I'm scared to death." ”

Dong Shanshan glanced at him fiercely, and just as he wanted to speak, he was interrupted by Tang Zui: "Shanshan, I'll continue to read this passage to you, 'First time I heard "Chen Ergou"."

"Tang drunk, if you read it again, believe it or not, I will throw you out of the car directly!" Dong Shanshan finally couldn't bear it anymore.

She really can't stand it, since a certain person surnamed Tang got into his car, it has been nearly twenty minutes now, the guy is holding the mobile phone in one hand, holding the window in the other, leaning back against the seat tilted forty-five degrees, chattering about his own comments on the page, and constantly expressing his opinion, who can stand it!

After Tang Zui heard Dong Shanshan's words, he also seemed to feel that something was wrong, and smiled apologetically at Dong Shanshan: "Hehe, I'm so excited, I didn't stop it for a while, I pay attention, I pay attention." ”

Dong Shanshan originally wanted to say a few more words to him, but seeing that he had already admitted his mistake and his attitude was quite good, he stopped talking.

After a minute, Tang Zui said, "That Shanshan"

Dong Shanshan heard Tang Zui speak, and subconsciously asked, "What are you doing!" If you say anything more about the comments, I will resolutely leave you here, and you can take a taxi to the radio station yourself! ”

Tang Zui immediately shook his head, he was not willing to spend more than a dozen yuan to take a taxi, although he didn't care about money, but he couldn't waste money, right?

"Shanshan, I didn't mean that, I meant to listen to the radio, after all, it's too boring, isn't it?"

After Dong Shanshan heard Tang Zui's words, she finally breathed a sigh of relief, as long as she didn't let her hear Tang Zui's voice, let alone the radio, even if she listened to her least favorite song, she was willing.

"Okay, as long as you don't speak, you can listen to anything." Dong Shanshan glanced at him and said.

"Gotcha!" After Tang Zui heard Dong Shanshan's words, he immediately smiled, immediately turned on the Bluetooth of his mobile phone, connected to the car stereo, found the radio he wanted to listen to, clicked play, and immediately, the sound of the radio sounded in the car:

"Hello listeners and friends, I'm your radio DJ Tang drunk, we're going to broadcast today"

"Tang drunk! You get me off! ”

It's a really cold winter morning!

This is the first feeling of Tang drunk standing on the street after getting off the bus.

Yes, he was thrown on the side of the road by Dong Shanshan, who couldn't bear it anymore.

The ancients said, "If you don't die, you won't die", but if someone still does it himself, who can blame him if he dies?

"Talented people will always be jealous for no reason, but I didn't expect even Shanshan to start jealous of me, hey!" Tang Zui muttered to himself, wanting to take out a cigarette to make it more in line with his melancholy temperament, but he found that he was in a hurry, and he actually forgot to bring a cigarette, but fortunately, Tang Zui's character has always been very good, well, he thought that his character was very good, but today his character value is really high, because the place where Dong Shanshan put him down happened to be not far from a small supermarket.

"Auntie, take a box of cigarettes." Tang Zui said to a lady who was over half a hundred years old.

The old lady obviously didn't know Tang Zui, glanced at him and said, "What kind of cigarette do you want young man?" ”

The old lady's question stopped Tang Zui, by the way, what kind of cigarettes do you want? In the past, he had been smoking seven yuan and five packs of Hongta Mountain, but now that he has become a big name, he can't still smoke seven yuan and five, right? This is obviously not in line with my identity, and I am also a person with a daily income of more than 10,000 yuan, right?

Just when Tang Zui was looking at the cigarette price list on the cigarette rack and struggling, his eyes suddenly lit up!

"Auntie, you can bring me a box of this hard-packed Hongta Mountain!"

Uh, this eight pieces.

After paying and finding the money, Tang Zui inked with the old lady for a long time, and finally got his wish and asked the eldest lady to give him a brand-new lighter that sells for five cents a piece, and then left beautifully.

"Smack!"

lit a cigarette, took a slow puff, slowly exhaled, squinted his eyes for a while, and said, "Yes, a good cigarette is a good cigarette!" ”

Tang drunk and sat on the stone chair on the sidewalk, finished a cigarette, looked at the time, and finally took out the phone.

"Hey, Shanshan, what's that, you can pick me up, what's that, I didn't bring any money."

"Really, I brought ten bucks this morning."

"No, I just bought a pack of cigarettes for eight dollars"

"It's not that I don't want to buy good cigarettes, I really only have ten yuan left, I took a look, and the cigarettes under ten yuan are the best for eight yuan."

"I'm on the sidewalk to the left in front of where you put me down."

"Okay, okay, I must stop talking, I must stop talking, I just wasn't"

Before Tang Zui finished speaking, Dong Shanshan hung up the phone, which made Tang Zui very depressed, because it was a very painful thing to say half of a sentence, so after Tang Zui hung up the phone with Dong Shanshan, he still maintained the posture of answering the phone, and slowly spit out the five words that he had not finished speaking:

"Too excited?"

"Shanshan, I knew you would come back to pick me up, or you!" As soon as Tang Zui got into the car, he was about to say something to express his gratitude, but when he said halfway, he suddenly felt that his hairs suddenly stood up, and a cold air invisibly surrounded him, so the witty and intelligent Tang Zui immediately shut up consciously, and quickly put the mobile phone he had just taken out into his pocket, and then turned his head out of the window, his eyes revealed melancholy, looking at the cars coming and going, with a sad face.

Of course, this is mainly to pity himself, but even so, Tang Zui's mood is still very good, because once he thinks of being praised by people on the Internet, he feels very happy in his heart, although there are some things that he can't say, but he still can't help but praise in his heart:

"In this world, the broad masses of people are still very rational and have their own thinking, at least when they were suppressed by many people, there were still many people who supported me and loved me as always, and they were all good people! The eyes of the masses are really bright and bright! Quack! ”

Dong Shanshan looked at Tang Drunk, who was looking out the window with her on her back, but her body was trembling for a while, and she shook her head helplessly, and said, "If you want to laugh, laugh, I didn't say to let you get out of the car." ”

"Hahaha! Shanshan, you are such a good person, you don't know how hard I hold back, Nima, it's so enjoyable! After Tang Zui heard Dong Shanshan's words, he immediately turned around and laughed.

Dong Shanshan didn't know the meaning of Tang Zui's words, in fact, she also knew the reason why Tang Zui was so excited, because after more than a week of "killing", anyone suddenly saw the dawn that was about to end, maybe he would be a little bit abnormal!

Although Tang Zui has two lives, how many years have his two lives been together?

"Tut-tut, there are still a lot of good people!" Tang Zui took out his mobile phone from his pocket as he spoke, refreshed his Weibo, and said, "I looked at the apex once and how to suppress my second Olympics!" ”

After Dong Shanshan heard Tang Zui's words, she was startled and asked, "What about you?" Surprised? Do you want to get off again? ”

"No, I'm being yin." Tang said with a bitter face.

"Huh?"

Tang Zui was really depressed this time, watching the cars coming and going, he said helplessly: "Don't pretend to be a man, pretend to be forced to be struck by lightning; Don't pretend to be a man, pretend to be a dog bite! ”