Chapter 34: Funny Everyday Life
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The kitten continued: "It is your parents' responsibility to provide you with food, clothing, shelter and shelter before you turn eighteen, and to teach you love and tolerance. However, they are not obligated to provide you with luxury goods. Star chasing is a kind of luxury consumption. ”
"If you want to support your favorite celebrities in the future, then please learn to make money on your own to do these things. I can see that the easiest way to make money is to have a good academic background. I still hope that you can go back to school and study hard. ”
Kitten continued: "Ning Die, it's not because I want you to compare your grades with others, but I hope that you will have the right to choose in the future, choose meaningful and time-bound work, and earn more money, instead of being forced to earn a living. When your work has meaning in your heart, you have a sense of accomplishment. When your work gives you time and does not deprive you of life, you have dignity. A sense of accomplishment and dignity that gives you joy. (Note 1)
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When such a strange little class is formed, everyone waits to see the kitten's jokes. For such a child, going to school is a very serious problem, can he become a talent?
The daily kitten's class is also very strange.
One day, the kitten gave four of them math lessons, and Xing Wenle fell asleep.
The kitten called him up and asked, "Xing Wenle, is there a problem with the time distance?" ”
Xingwen music fans were confused and couldn't say anything.
The kitten said helplessly, "Will you?" It won't squeak too! ”
The student: "Squeak." ”
Kitten sweats.
Shi Yazhi on the side hurriedly replied: "Teacher Mao, I will." ”
The kitten looked at him with satisfaction and nodded: "You can tell me." ”
"There are countless possibilities for the question of time distance. For example, Xiao Ming walked forward at an average speed, and just halfway through and wanted to go back, at this point in time, his two choices would produce two parallel time and space. In a time and space, he continues to move forward, and the distance is equal to time multiplied by speed. And ...... in another parallel time and space. ”
Kitten Waterfall Khan.
Turning his head to look at Ge Ruicong, he saw Ruicong slowly say two numbers, 70! Well, that's the answer, it's correct, but it's a pity that I can't hear him talk about the process.
And Mu Ningdie, who was on the side, was holding her mobile phone and looking at Song Joong Ki's photo like a nymphomaniac.
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On this day, Ge Ruicong was sent to the gate of the campus by his parents early, and the classroom had not yet opened, so he sat in the hall alone and waited for Mao Yue's arrival.
"Look, that's the psychosis."
A chubby boy next to him said to the little girl who had come with him.
The little girl looked embarrassed, pulled the fat boy's sleeve, and whispered, "Don't say that." ”
"What are you afraid of, I'm telling the truth. My mom said he had autism, which was mental illness. It's terrifying, you have to stay away from him. The fat boy Mao Yue kept his mouth shut, but shouted loudly.
"Stupid pig!" A voice came from around the corner, and a moment later, Xing Wenle's figure stared at the fat boy viciously from far and near.
"Stupid pig!" These two words came out of Xing Wenle's mouth again.
"You're a stupid pig!" The fat boy retorted angrily.
Xing Wenle said calmly: "I ask you a few questions, do you dare to answer, what you can't answer is a pig." ”
"Okay, you ask." The fat boy said.
"Which flower is the least powerful, jasmine, lily, or rose?" Xing Wenle asked.
The fat boy pondered.
"I don't know, it must be Jasmine. Because of a beautiful (powerless) jasmine. Xing Wenle complained.
"I don't know if it's so simple, so I'm asking you something simpler." Xing Wenle said.
"You race against the pigs, which one is faster?" Xing Wenle asked.
"Of course I'm faster than a pig!" The fat boy replied without thinking.
Xing Wenle smiled and said, "Congratulations! You are more beasts than pigs. ”
The fat boy reacted immediately, and angrily raised his fat fist directly, wanting to hit in the direction of Xing Wenle.
Xing Wenle's thin body ducked to the side, and the fat boy's head hit the wall with a loud bang.
Xing Wenle stood still and grimaced at the fat boy.
The fat boy threw himself in his direction again, but his fat body, how could he have the flexibility of Xing Wenle, and he almost fell to the ground.
Seeing this, the little girl hurried over to help him. The boy was annoyed and slapped her hand away. He propped his hands on the ground, got up hard, and hit in the direction of Xing Wenle again.
It's a pity that he is too fat, so many times, the fat boy is very aggrieved. Wow and cried. While crying, he took out his mobile phone from his bag and shouted, "You bully me, I want to find my brother!" ”
Seeing this, Xing Wenle rolled his eyes at the boy on the side and said, "Crying pus!" ”
If the kitten was here, she would definitely be able to recognize the boy, the fat boy was Min Kaicheng, the third grade of elementary school, and he also had a cousin in the sixth grade of elementary school, who was also in class at Jingrui this holiday.
Before Min Kaicheng called out, his cousin Qiang Hongyang had already arrived. I heard Min Kaicheng's cry from a distance, and he ran over quickly.
As soon as Min Kaicheng saw him, he was like a chick who saw a hen, wiping his tears with one hand and running over to complain!
Qiang Hongyang's parents are both northerners, he inherited the characteristics of his parents, and he was tall and strong at a young age, far stronger than others. He saw his cousin who was crying, and scolded: "What are you crying about, call back with me." ”
casually threw the schoolbag on the ground and walked towards Xing Wenle.
Seeing this, Xing Wenle ran out of the door.
Shi Yazhi and Mu Ningdie, who were far away, came over and saw Xing Wenle being chased and beaten by a much taller person. Although, the two of them don't usually like to talk about Bunraku, but they still ran over to help as soon as possible.
Three to one, soon, Qiang Hongyang dragged his feet with a fat man, and soon failed miserably and was beaten by three strange monsters.
Such a big movement, outside the school gate, was suddenly discovered by the teachers in the morning class.
"What are you doing? Stop it! The teachers from afar began to greet them.
Xing Wenle is the most clever, and when he saw this, he first ran to the direction of the toilet, saying as he ran: "The wind is tight, and it is pulling and whistling." ”
Shi Yazhi and Mu Ningdie picked up the schoolbags on the side and walked calmly in the direction of the school gate, but they were intercepted halfway.
Qiang Hongyang was the last to get up from the ground, his nose was blue and his face was swollen, and he was very miserable. But I have to praise him for really having the manly spirit of a northern man, so miserable, and he raised his fist to chase Shi Yazhi and Mu Ningdie.
"Teacher, help, that big man is going to beat me!" Shi Yazhi shouted loudly with a particularly frightened expression, and his people also ran behind the teacher.
If Qiangyang's face wasn't so miserable, maybe everyone believed him.