In the official history, novels and movies, there will always be some beauties who are called red faces and troubles, they are so beautiful that they have brought disaster to the country and the people, and even directly peaked in a dynasty. Although it is recorded like this, Zhang Xiang has never been able to imagine what it would be like to be so beautiful that the country and the city will be captivated.

Because he can't imagine it, he thinks it is the result of the exaggeration of the ancients, anyway, the ancients seem to like to exaggerate when they speak, like words like a river, a thousand shots, sweating like rain, although the meaning expressed is indeed very appropriate, but it is really exaggerated enough, isn't it?

Therefore, the two idioms of sinking fish and falling geese and closing the moon and shy flowers should be the same, no matter how beautiful they are, it is impossible to turn all beings upside down, even if it is Meixi, Daji and Bao Xi, they are each fascinated by one person, but this person happens to be the king of a country, so it is just a guide to the death of the country.

Zhang Xiang has always thought so, and he is very firm, but the appearance of Poison Island Tsuneko really subverted his cognition.

With the help of such an enthusiastic junior as Wang Xiaoming, the kendo club was established as quickly as possible and spread throughout the campus. Well, there is no formalities in the first place, it is just a matter of one sentence, and it is natural to be fast.

Room 601 of the dormitory building, which was officially requisitioned as an activity room for the kendo club, happened to be on the far left and on the far right with the SOS group. Tsukiko Poison Island finally chose this dormitory because of the proximity to the ladder on the rooftop.

After all, the dormitory is not a real club room, the space is limited, and it is impossible to use it as a dojo, if you want to practice, you have to find another open place, she feels that the rooftop is good, not only has a wide view but will not be disturbed.

It's just that contrary to expectations, under Wang Xiaoming's hard work, there are too many people who sign up to join the kendo club, and it is not safe to squeeze on the rooftop, so they can only use the playground in front of the dormitory building as a training ground.

More than 100 people lined up in a neat row, all holding wooden knives in their hands and following the practice of Poison Island Rinzi, Zhang Xiang looked at the back and shook his head, at this time, it seems quite appropriate to use the word "red face and troubled water" for Poison Island Rinzi.

The more than 100 people who joined the kendo club are all boys, from the first year of high school to the third year of high school, to say that they are fools who come for the so-called swordsmanship, of course, it is impossible to give Wang Xiaoming face, so they came to fill the number.

At this time, Poison Island is really a bit of a one-time response, he has conquered so many people with his chest, seeing these guys seem to be crazy one by one, Zhang Xiang suddenly felt that it was understandable that someone would be so beautiful that he would charm all beings.

"Heroic in the face of thousands of waves, hot blood is like the red sun......" Wang Xiaoming waved the wooden knife vigorously while singing, trying to be a man with his own BGM.

Zhang Xiang's face darkened when he heard this, "Hey, hey, this scene is a bit similar, but are you really good like this, not only is it not Huang Feihong, but he is also a Japanese." ”

"I just think it's fun, I bought a wooden knife in vain, maybe I can really become a master of this way, do you think I'm very talented?" Wang Xiaoming said that the movements on his hands did not stop, and they did look good.

"Please, it's just a simple sword swing with zero difficulty, how do you feel that you have talent from it?" Zhang Xiang spread his hands helplessly, and then said: "Compared to it, I'm more curious about where such a wooden knife came from?" ”

"When I advertised, I said that people who want to join the club bring their own wooden knives, I bought it on TV shopping, only fifty-eight, and I also gave a rice cooker, which is very valuable, right?"

"Could it be that the name of your wooden knife is Lake Toya?" Zhang Xiang couldn't help but roll his eyes after snatching it over, "It's so light, it's a wooden knife, it's obviously plastic...... Why is this still hollow, are you being deceived? Definitely deceived, right? ”

"Whatever, at least which rice cooker is still very good, it's just a little smaller." Wang Xiaoming didn't care, snatched back the wooden knife and continued to wield.

Actually, you just want to buy a rice cooker, right?

Zhang Xiang was chatting with Wang Xiaoming, and Liang Gong Chunri walked out of the corridor on the sixth floor of the dormitory building, staring at him with his hands on his chest, this is a signal to let him go up.

Zhang Xiang patted Wang Xiaoming's shoulder and said: "Pickle girls don't take you to be so perfunctory, what's the use of hiding in the last row, standing in the front row can better behave xiàn, right?" ”

"You know what, it's called strategy." Wang Xiaoming disagreed.

Zhang Xiang really didn't understand what kind of strategy this was, and he didn't bother to pay attention to it, bypassing these hormones-blinded people and going up to the dormitory building, and the condescending scene was even more spectacular.

"What the hell is that big-boobs woman doing?" Haruhi Suzumiya clasped her hands, obviously having a lot of opinions about it.

"It's just club activities, don't make a fuss, you see that Youxi is not affected at all." Zhang Xiang pointed to the back room, although the sound of "ho ho" came one after another, but Nagato Yuki was still concentrating on reading.

"Zhang Xiang, our SOS group is also going to recruit new people, you can give me a way immediately, I will surpass their kendo club tomorrow." The head of the regiment suddenly pointed at Zhang Xiang's nose and issued an order.

Is it because of this unbalanced? Zhang Xiang retorted loudly: "How is this possible, is the SOS group like a club that can recruit people?" This community itself is not normal, good or not. ”

Of course, the kendo club is to practice swords, but there is a theme, and even Zhang Xiang doesn't know what the purpose of the SOS group is.

Haruhi Suzumiya said, "Do you think, if we have more people in the SOS group, wouldn't it be more convenient to find clues?" To exert the power of the masses, it seems to be a big man in your Celestial Dynasty. ”

It turns out that you don't just want to compete? Zhang Xiang was stunned for a moment and said: "That's right, but the chest determines the combat effectiveness, and it's obvious that you and Youxi can't compare to Poison Island Tsuneko, so I don't think it's realistic to recruit new people or anything, not to mention that you have been blacklisted by the whole school now." ”

Speaking of Haruhi in the cool palace, it's too late for others to hide, who will go up? Zhang Xiang felt that this was obviously a thankless task, but the head of the regiment didn't care so much, tugged at his collar and said, "That's why I asked you to figure out a way, how can our SOS group lose to that woman's kendo club." ”

"So you still want to compete, right?" Zhang Xiang exhaled helplessly.

"Forget it, that's all for today, disband." Liang Gong Haruhi let go of Zhang Xiang, walked into the activity room angrily, picked up his bag, and left without looking back.

Nagato Youxi pointed to the stool next to him, Zhang Xiang walked over and sat down very cooperatively, and she said while reading a book: "If there are too many fragments of invading space-time and space, it will cause a great disaster, but if there are not many fragments, it may be difficult to be detected, and these fragments should not be ignored, so it is probably a good idea to let more people look for them." ”

So is the SOS group really going to recruit new ones? Zhang Xiang raised his eyebrows.