Since the two sides have already made a note or drawn a fingerprint, the young master will no longer talk nonsense, his waist is straight, and he swaggers, "Come with me." With a greeting, Zhifeng walked into the courtyard, and the bright moon was in the sky, like a mirror.

The wind, the sound of the water, the noisy long street, the bustling crowd, and a group of hundreds of people who were eyeing each other with ghosts, hugged each other, and drew a picture of the child's night patrol.

A huge silver basin, filled with ink, reflected in the half-moon, rippling and rippling.

"Brother Wang, on the paper basin!" , Zhifeng gave an order, and Wang Qiang hurriedly covered the moonlight with Xuanhuang paper!

"You..." was in an uproar, was this how you stole the moon? Let's play with Hu, right?

Is the kid tired and crooked, I don't know that these of us are all rich or expensive with heads and faces, and in Huaiyuan City, we can be regarded as people who can shout a little wind and roar a little rain, just one person can drown you with a mouthful of spit!

"Everyone, please turn around with the boy!" Zhifeng shook his head and walked back to the front hall, aren't you afraid of the excitement? Then I'll take you by the nose, don't treat fly meat as protein, at least you have to walk your legs and feet, and you have to give a reward for watching the tricks, my amazing magic of changing the moon, I want to rub the train just by buying a platform ticket, how can there be such a good thing?

Transformed into the host of the show, Zhifeng stood in the open space in the front hall, "Fifth girl..."

"Childe just call me the rhyme..."

"Miss Zhiyun, I know that the main purpose of your banquet tonight is to raise money and food, help the disaster relief, I have an idea to help you, let me handle it during this time?"

Seeing the fifth rhyme lightly, Zhifeng shook his head at the crowd in the lobby, "Ladies and gentlemen, the boy is not talented, just now he has sealed the soul of the moon into the silver basin under his feet, now please close all the doors and windows of the Earthquake Casino, and temporarily cut off the information from the outside!" ”

"Fifth Miss invites everyone to a banquet tonight, I don't know if there is any other purpose, but there is a clear one written on the invitation, that is, in order to deal with the catastrophe of this great flood in my Dazhi country and Nanmu country, save the people of Li from displacement, and save all living beings in the world from fire and water. Zhifeng admires it very much in his heart, let's thunder and thank you, everyone chirp! ”

Malegobi's, everyone here heard Zhifeng Dong's sentence and West play freely, and couldn't help but curse in their hearts, the person who said in front of him looked like a dog's righteous words, and the appearance of a savior coming was also pleasing to the ear, what did the last two sentences mean, and the melon and the chicken, oh, let us clap and applaud, what are these birds doing, just say, who understands!

Zhifeng doesn't have much prestige, but the young master will take advantage of the situation, don't you want to give the face of the fifth family? The crowd applauded...

So the young master knew that the young master was more and more full of squandering to point to the country, and pressed his hands down, "Everyone quietly, disaster relief requires people to have money and food, and the people have their own arrangements from the court and the Hou Ye's Mansion on this side, and you can't intervene if you want to help, as for the supply of money and food, you must work more for those who can do it, and you will have money to pay for food and food!" ”

The pit is here, everyone has a kind of disdain to see through the careful thinking of the young master, isn't it just a disaster relief donation, we are now living a rich life, and over the years, the Hou Ye has taken care of all kinds of law-abiding citizens, the country has difficulties and responsibilities, donating some money and some food, isn't it drizzle, it's just your turn to make noise here? Wait, I want to change the topic, this has something to do with stealing the moon?

Seeing that a few guys near the left of the front row were impatient, as if they were about to open their mouths to condemn and were about to move, the young master hurriedly exerted his family's desperate kung fu of talking like a dead man saying that he was alive to the extreme, and strangled the desire of the old people to speak in his mouth.

"Presumably everyone thinks that Zhifeng is disrupting the audio-visual, and it is not the turn of the kid to donate money, right..."

Young Master Zhi glanced at the audience and smiled, "I know that Feng dares to stand here today and talk about this topic with the big guy, so I am not afraid of being grabbed by the pigtails and trampled on it... Let's not talk nonsense below, what I want to say is that you must be thinking in your heart, whose money is not blown by the wind, it is all saved by carrying a big bag with both hands day and night, brushing dishes and washing dishes, a big son and a big son, isn't it? Even if you donate for disaster relief, you have to be happy and volunteer..."

Since he decided to say something amazing and create a dazzling blood-like effect, Zhifeng is not afraid to spray a few more terms that are new to this life, anyway, the meaning is not much worse, as long as everyone here is not really stupid, most of you can guess it.

As soon as he said half of the words, the crowd began to be speechless, they had never seen such a white talk, and it was a broken mouth full of tongues running a donkey cart.

Everyone said in their hearts, who is fighting with you to wash the dishes and wash the dishes, and then you have to bring the bustard girls to wash their feet and pour the urinals to earn tips, please, can't you be serious?

"Haha, look at your cowardly face, the shocked kid's words are obscene, right,", Zhifeng suddenly laughed, and then shouted angrily, "You and the others are all rich and noble children born with golden keys in their hearts, and a few of them know that the world is suffering and the people are embarrassed!" Can disaster relief really be voluntary? ”

Regardless of whether the crowd could accurately understand the meaning of terms such as 'golden key', Zhifeng continued to say amazingly, "If you don't want to cause trouble, turn your head and throw down ten taels and eight taels from one household to another, and you should send them to ask for food, and drag the family to bring seven aunts and eight aunts, go to the rhyme girl to have a meal here, and then watch a free fighting performance between me and Miss Jane, and go back for three months to be full of topics when you are idle and boring!" ”

"If you want to be famous, donate one hundred and eighty taels, then you have to say that let the Hou Ye Mansion send pennants and plaques, and in the future, it will be more convenient to pay taxes and trade, or even have the opportunity to give an impromptu speech in public as a model!"

The young master knew that the more he talked, the more angry he became, as if his own family had also been brought into that kind of contempt and cynicism.

"Whew! You are so beautiful! ”

This sentence completely made everyone stupid.

Know that the young master is crazy, right? We recruited you to provoke you, obviously Jian Xiaoyu is tired of you, what kind of sensational speech are you making here? What's the matter, can you donate 18,000 taels or even 180,000 silver?

Everyone in the hall finally came back to their senses for a long time, and the sound of reprimand, angry scolding, scolding, and ridicule covered Zhifeng, the Monkey King, like a Sanzang mantra.

Zhifeng paused deliberately, and observed everyone's reaction with cold eyes, it's not a big deal to see the excitement, master, I not only made you vomit blood today, but also couldn't let it out of your stomach!

When everyone's voices gradually changed from a breeze to a typhoon, Zhifeng raised a solemn face, "Don't ask, but if you are willing, when will those silver, money and food be enough, and when will the people settle down?" Today, the boy dove occupies the magpie's nest, makes his own opinion, and makes a disaster relief gamble to raise money and food for flood treatment, what do you think? ”

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