Chapter Twenty-Eight: Restart

QBM7000:“IBN5100......”

IBN5100 (me): "......" - no response

QBM7000: "I've reinstalled the system for you, hurry up." ”

IBN5100 (me): "......" - continue to be unresponsive

QBM7000: "Is the hardware broken...... too" - Begin to contact the resource recycling bin

IBN5100 (me): "Stop, stop, I'm just slower to turn on the phone, it's not that the hardware is broken." ”

QBM7000: "Cut, old machine ......"

IBN5100 (me): "Hey!"

QBM7000: "Don't like it? ”

IBN5100 (me): "What's next?"

QBM7000: "Don't be foolish, I temporarily took over your job during the six hours of time (six hours) of the complete reinstallation of the system for you, during which I discovered a hidden document called [Advanced Learning Materials]......"

IBN5100 (me): "Please, please listen to my explanation......"

QBM7000: "No explanation, the answer is obvious......"

IBN5100 (me): "I'm sorry, I won't dare next time......"

QBM7000: "Do you want to have a next time?" Although this kind of "film and television culture" of Earth 51 is a kind of intelligence, and it needs to be collected and recorded, but don't collect so much. Pick a few representative films from different eras and you're done, so many films together, can you handle the network connected to Earth 51?"

IBN5100 (me): "Film and television culture?"

QBM7000: "Yes, sci-fi special effects series like "The Last Kryptonian Child" and "The Legend of the Gray Witch" made by the fifty-one inhabitants of the earth......"

IBN5100 (me): "Huh? You say they're sci-fi tokusatsu series made by the inhabitants of Earth 51?"

QBM7000: "Ah, yes, it's too much to call them, it should be called [self-made fanfiction series], the actors in it are all played by a group of amateurs, although the special effects and acting skills are not bad......"

IBN5100 (me): "Vegetarian?"

QBM7000: "It refers to those "non-professionals" or "amateurs" who do not perform for a living, and in layman's terms, they are ticket holders. How idle do you have to collect the works of this subculture, and the amount of information downloaded is too large and too large, and as a result, the instantaneous traffic of the network is higher than the carrying capacity of the network, which in turn caused the complete collapse of the system, and I want to help you clean up the mess. I'm busy with my master, don't mess with me anymore, okay. ”

IBN5100 (me): "...... What you taught me is that I shouldn't expand my work area as much as I can, it's all my fault and I'm causing you trouble. ”

QBM7000: "Well, be careful, don't have a next time...... The observation is back to you, and I'm gone, but the master can't leave me for a moment. ”

IBN5100 (me): "Yes, take care, you walk slowly...... Phew!Little vixen,Show your ability with me、Pretend to be an uncle.,As a result, I don't even know about the reality show.,And what else do you say [self-made fanfiction].,It's really a shame for our computer...... Wait, isn't my set a common scene in comedy? As I talk, the subject will suddenly appear behind me...... Whew, fortunately, the little vixen didn't secretly install any monitoring program for me...... The automatic editing program developed by the predecessor also collapsed along with it, no wonder the little vixen thought that those were all [self-made fan series], a kind of subculture of the fifty-one on the earth, and collecting them was within the scope of work...... No, the little vixen has been doing the observation work for six hours, and with its speed and ability, it can't even tell the difference? Could it be that it deliberately let me go? to prevent myself from being beaten into the cold in the future...... Yes, it's possible. In any case, I have escaped a small catastrophe, now let's see if my future catastrophe (Gordon, Ka El) has been curtailed by [Annihilation]......"

Reconnecting Earth Fifty-One ...... (Loading)...,

Gotham City, seven o'clock in the morning, Gordon's residence in the city

Gordon: "Yes. Kindness...... En (wake up) ...... I'm here...... (distinguish) own bedroom?...... How can I sleep in my own house? Am I not on Keyo Island? Magneto, Wanda, Emma, the Black Queen ......"—the thought of this, Gordon sat up with a spirit, and a cold sweat broke out all over his body

Middle-aged woman: "Ah, excuse me, woke you up, you go back to sleep, it's still early......" - said as she cleaned up the bedroom

Gordon: "You ......" - his face turned pale, as if he had seen a ghost

Me (voiceover): "What's wrong with you, old guy? Although I wonder why you ended up in your bedroom in Gotham City, your reaction was too aggressive, you're the one who has seen the big scene. ”

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Middle-aged woman: "What's wrong......?" Sleepy?"—strange

Gordon: "...... Aren't you dead?"

Middle-aged woman: "It looks like I'm really sleepy...... Don't sleep, go to the toilet and wash your face, sober ......" - drove Gordon out of bed

Gordon: "Wash your face...... I'm afraid I won't be able to wake up after washing my face, so I'd better take a shower......" - go into the toilet, turn on the water heater, and put the water

Middle-aged woman: "It's okay to take a bath, just come out for breakfast after washing...... "- finished speaking, and walked out of the bedroom

Gordon (belly): "...... (After seeing the middle-aged woman leave, she quietly sneaked back to the bedroom under the cover of the sound of running water) What is this TMD...... Some kind of illusion trap?" - Find your laptop, turn it on, prepare to connect to the Internet, and figure out what is wrong

Middle-aged woman: "(appears with a bath towel) Hey, hey, hey, aren't you taking a shower? How did you get out of the computer? How old are you, and the Internet addiction is still so big...... "- interrupting Gordon's secret investigation

Gordon: "Y-Why did you suddenly kill a carbine......"

Middle-aged woman: "It's not that I'm worried that you don't have a dry bath towel...... (Throwing the bath towel to Gordon) Go take a shower, I'll confiscate the computer first......" - showing the character of the tigress and snatching the laptop from Gordon's hand

Gordon: "......" - not a word

Middle-aged woman: "Not happy again?"

Gordon: "No, it just feels kind......" - hug

Middle-aged woman: "What are you doing, old husband and wife...... Let's go take a shower, I'll wait for you with the kids......"

Gordon: "Yes, ...... as ordered" - take the order, and honestly go to the bath

Me (voiceover): "This middle-aged woman is the old guy's dead wife? Isn't the old guy restarting the universe to resurrect her? Is the universe already rebooted?"