Cafe This kind of place, Zhang Xiang has only set foot in the cool palace after the arrival of Haruhi, and he has been there many times now, but he still can't drink a good one, if he wants to do it himself, he can't even figure out how to brew instant coffee.

Even if it's a bad café, it's impossible to fool people with instant ones.,It's too low.,Zhang Xiang can't do it if you make zuò by hand.,So he was hit by the café that fell from the sky.,When the task is assigned, the matter of making zuò can only be handed over to Yuki Mikan.。

My sister Mei Tang is not only very proficient in making coffee, but also can make all kinds of snacks, and she finally meets the most basic conditions for opening a café. No one but her is up to the task, and the Poison Island Tea Ceremony is a must, and the professional Cheng dù surpasses Yuki Mikan, but it can't be brewed with coffee.

You can't expect Haruhi Suzumiya to be able to do such a thing, as for the Golden Shadow and Yuki Nagato, you know that you can't count on it, so they all send out to be waiters, and Zhang Xiang will be able to sit on the counter and collect money.

Originally, the waiter was actually competent, but when he thought of Shoko or something, he felt a deep pain, even if the maid plan of Haruhi Suzumiya didn't come to fruition in the end, it was the same, anyway, this job needed someone to take over, so Zhang Xiang took the initiative to admit it.

The reason why it was not transformed into a maid café is naturally because the Golden Shadow and Poison Island Tsuneko will not listen to her, maybe in the original time and space, everyone can't escape the will of the group leader, and they all have to revolve around her ideas, but as people from different worlds, Golden Shadow and Poison Island Tsuneko don't buy it.

The café is not big, even if it is overcrowded, four waiters are more than enough, not to mention that the business is not as good as imagined, and it is obviously a break time but there are only customers in twos and threes.

"Brother, I feel like I've picked up a mess, that person definitely gave us the café because he couldn't pay the rent, right?" Because there are no customers, Yuuki Mikan is also very idle, and it is a little boring.

"It's not that we've picked up a mess, it's that we've messed up someone's café, look over there." Zhang Xiang pointed to the front, and Haruhi Suzumiya was receiving two customers who had just sat down.

Because the maid plan was rejected, the head of the group at this time was obviously very unhappy, and the two customers crossed their waists and said before they could sit down: "I said you, what do you want to drink?" ”

"Wait a minute." The customer has just picked up the menu.

"Hurry up for me, I'll be fined if I'm late."

The two customers were obviously confused, probably never seen such a waiter, let alone a café that would be fined, but still said weakly: "Just give me a latte." ”

"I'm not interested in the usual menu."

"Do you have any unusual menus here?" The customer couldn't help but complain, but Haruhi Suzumiya ignored him, turned his head and asked another person, "What about you?" Really, how long is it going to be rubbed off. ”

Wiping the sweat from his forehead, the other party said, "You wait a minute, I'll take a look." ”

"Then let's have a latte, too." The regimental commander took the initiative to make the decision for others.

"Wait, I'm still watching, I don't like lattes."

"If you want to disobey the leader, you still have a hundred years to go."

"Okay, give me a latte."

"The order of the regiment commander, wait for me honestly." Haruhi Suzumiya turned his head and walked over, sat on the stool in front of the counter with his chin chin chin on his shoulder, and said impatiently to Yuuki Mikan: "Two cups of latte at table 2, just deal with it casually, anyway, there are few people, and the business is so bad that it is dying." ”

Hey, hey, whose problem is this? Zhang Xiang raised his voice and said: "It's because there are not many guests, so we have to be more attentive to entertain, right?" With your kind of service attitude, there will not be a single guest in the future. ”

Haruhi Suzumiya has no consciousness of being a waiter at all, and the situation of others is similar, and the three no-hates and cherishes the words like gold, Nagato Yuki and the golden shadow, are not born to do this kind of work, and they can't blame the bad attitude.

"Please bring me a Chinese-style beef tenderloin rice."

"Nope." Yuki Nagato always speaks succinctly and clearly.

"Where's the spicy beef rice?"

"Nope."

"I remember there was, so what do you have to eat now?" This is obviously already a regular customer of the café.

"Only coffee and dessert."

"Then have a mocha and some dessert." After the customer finished speaking, Yuki Nagato had turned around and left, he didn't know what it meant, and he couldn't be sure if he had successfully ordered.

In the entire café, the only one who can be regarded as a real waiter is Poison Island Tsuneko, but no matter how hard she tries, it is obvious that she can't stand the others from being so corrupt, anyway, no one feels at home.

"That's why I said I should open a maid café, and if you pretend to be a maid, you can definitely attract a lot of customers." The head of the regiment still remembers this.

Zhang Xiang rolled his eyes, "Are you sure you will be a qualified maid, don't blame me for being too frank, I am seriously suspicious of this." ”

Poison Island Tsuneko's enthusiasm was also hit, and he came over and said, "Anyway, the top priority is to solve the problem of bad business first, and if we continue like this, we should find another job." ”

"We can use shows to attract customers, that's right." Haruhi Suzumiya had a whim, pulled Zhang Xiang and Nagato Yuki to the front, and moved the position of the two tables and chairs.

At this time, Zhang Xiang was completely at a loss like those customers, and Haruhi Suzumiya pointed to the person in front of him and said, "Rejoice from now on, you have the opportunity to see the SOS group dance performance just by coming in and drinking a cup of coffee, and you can watch it with ten thousand grateful eyes." ”

It turned out to be a group dance, well, it can be regarded as useful, and it is not in vain to learn one.

If you don't count the sound of "Dang Dang Dang" all the time in Haruhi Suzumiya, there is no soundtrack at all, Nagato Yuki is very cooperative, but as always, there is no expression, Zhang Xiang looks a little reluctant, because he feels ashamed.

Three people in three completely different states, it would be strange if there was anything to see, after their dance all the guests silently stood up to pay the bill and left, and suddenly there were only these staff left in the café.

"Is this a shock?" Yuuki Mikan didn't know what to say.

"You may be able to say that, but it's clearly treating us like psychopaths." Zhang Xiang wanted to cry without tears, and continued: "I think it's better to close down, continue to toss, in the eyes of others, the café will become a non-human research center." ”

In a sense, it seems that this is indeed the case.