Sitting on the bus, Zhou Yi put on a Bluetooth headset and chatted with Ding Ding. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Before, Zhou Yi had never used Bluetooth headsets, but after he really started using them, he found that it was really convenient.

Moreover, nowadays people are busy with their own affairs, and few people are bored enough to listen to other people's privacy.

Of course, those who candid pictures of women's skirts are not among them.

"Can I get rid of the bite on my wrist and the scratch on my neck and back now?" Zhou Yi asked as he touched the bite mark on his wrist that had been scarred but was still very conspicuous.

is about to go to see Lan Meimei, of course, it is best not to leave traces of other women, which is also the reason why Zhou Yi took a bath and changed clothes.

Zhou Yi often watches movies, so he is extremely afraid of women's keen senses, for fear that he will leave clues and be discovered.

Actually, I also learned this from Lan Meimei.

Zhou Yi still can't forget that before Lan Meimei went home, she deliberately stripped naked to check if there was anything on her body, not even a small strand of hair.

"A woman is a university, and I, a little virgin, am bathing in the ocean of knowledge!" Zhou Yi thought a lot in an instant, and couldn't help but feel emotional.

Tintin: "Whew! Shameless! ”

"What kind of madness are you doing today? My Fair Lady, Gentleman, is there anything wrong? Now that I have the opportunity, of course I want to have more relationships with a few beautiful women to enrich my life experience. "Zhou Yi is very strange.

Tintin: "I'm not talking about women!" Even a person like you is still a virgin, and I don't know how many trillion some kind of tail cells are released, right? ”

Zhou Yi was choked by Ding Ding, and almost didn't vomit blood directly.

I didn't bother to talk nonsense with Ding Ding, so I urged directly: "Get down to business!" ”

Ding Ding: "Since the [Qi Xiao Han] has set up four levels of power, of course it can cover everything. Now your strength, speed, and cell vitality are about two or three times that of ordinary people. But if you want to recover your scars instantly, you must at least reach the 'Xiao' level, and you don't have to think about it now. ”

"To put it bluntly, it's still a matter of using money to solve it, Ding Ding, you are a money junkie!" Zhou Yi's mood was quite bad.

Tintin: "Demacia! ”

Zhou Yi didn't bother to pay attention to Ding Ding, and began to think about how to explain the scar to Lan Meimei.

After getting off the bus, Zhou Yi first walked to the fruit stall on the side of the road and bought a large pile of apples, bananas, oranges and nectarines, and then came to the door of Yizhimei.

After opening the door, Zhou Yi smiled directly.

Lan Meimei was wearing a high hat stacked with newspapers, mopping the floor with an apron, her cheeks were flushed, and she was working hard.

"This daughter-in-law wants it!" Zhou Yi gave a thumbs up.

Lan Meimei was tired and panting, and after seeing Zhou Yi, she just wanted to complain, but suddenly saw the wound on Zhou Yi's forehead and the abrasions on her face, and ran over as soon as her face changed.

"How did you get this, go to the battlefield or defend the earth, why don't you repair it in the health warehouse, how ugly is this!"

Lan Meimei stroked Zhou Yi's wound with a look of regret.

Zhou Yi almost didn't roll his eyes, and pinched Lan Meimei's red face to feel much better: "I'm disappointed you, this is a fight with someone and I was thrown to the ground." ”

"Shame! Leave the fruit and you're good to go. ”

Lan Meimei snatched the heavy bag of fruit in Zhou Yi's hand, and just when she wanted to drive Zhou Yi away, she suddenly found two rows of deep tooth marks on Zhou Yi's wrists.

Lan Meimei immediately threw down the fruit in her hand, then pulled Zhou Yi's wrist and looked at it carefully, and even opened her mouth to compare it with the tooth marks, and then stared at the scratches on Zhou Yi's neck, and gestured with her fingers, as if deducing the formation mechanism of these scars.

"Why are men like this now, it's still popular to bite and scratch in fights, this world is crazy!"

Lan Meimei seemed to be mistaken, and her face was full of horror.

"What kind of eyes do you have, this is a woman's doing! If a man dared to bite down, I would have knocked out his full mouth of teeth! Zhou Yi looked disgusted.

This is what Zhou Yi thought about on the bus, and he definitely did not hide it, but did some simple artistic processing.

The fighting process after processing is like this:

When fighting with a man, the other party's daughter-in-law suddenly rushed up, biting and scratching. Zhou Yi's two fists were invincible with four hands and one mouth, so he could only retreat strategically, preserve his vital strength, and prepare him to take revenge.

As for whether to tell Lan Meimei about the fight process, Zhou Yi had already thought about it, and he had to receive a little "compensation".

After listening to Zhou Yi's words, Lan Meimei was already full of happiness.

Of course, she also saw that this was a woman's doing, but the relationship with Zhou Yi was not clear, so it was not good to accuse Zhou Yi of anything.

But to Lan Meimei's surprise, Zhou Yi didn't hide it, and there was no reason to be upset at all.

Lan Meimei immediately hooked Zhou Yi's neck and kissed him on the face: "My dear is so heroic, I am going to worship you!" Let's do it first, and I'll wash the apples for you to eat after mopping the floor. ”

After Lan Meimei finished speaking, she grabbed the cloth tow that was erected on the side and began to mop the floor vigorously.

Although Zhou Yi was kissed, he still felt quite regretful in his heart.

Because he waited for Lan Meimei to ask about the "battle" process, so that he could ask for more "reward". Now that Lan Meimei doesn't care about it, how can she not make Zhou Yi secretly sad?

"The only way to solve worries is to have a career!"

Zhou Yi sighed and sat on the sofa, picked up a pack of sanitary napkins and began to turn into a [personal guard].

"What did you say?" Lan Meimei looked up and asked in the midst of her busyness.

"Meimei, what should I do if I want to kiss you?" Zhou Yi licked his lips and said.

"Bear with it! Only let me kiss you, not me! Lan Meimei said quickly.

"What is the reason?" Zhou Yi protested loudly.

"Shame on being bitten by a woman! Don't want to have any contact with me until your bite marks are gone. As for me kissing you to take it, it is a reward for your bravery. ”

Lan Meimei responded loudly in the bathroom.

Zhou Yi stopped speaking and began a silent protest.

Lan Meimei was busy with herself, and she dragged the ground three times before she stopped. Then he walked back and forth around the house with a white rag, and rubbed it on whenever he saw something that was not pleasing to the eye, and wiped it as long as he saw a little black.

"Meimei, do you have a habit of cleanliness?" Zhou Yi really couldn't help but ask.

If this cleaning standard is placed in the bungalow rented by Zhou Yi, at least one layer of the wall must be scraped off to be qualified.

Zhou Yi was very worried that he would be affected by this cleaning standard, in that case, the bungalow would not be able to live.

"What do you do without cleaning? At least it's a bit of fun. Lan Meimei said.

Zhou Yi then remembered that he didn't know anything about Lan Meimei's state of existence.

However, Zhou Yi really didn't care about these things.

I didn't know about it before, and I don't have the leisure to know about it now.

In Zhou Yi's opinion, as long as they can get together and stay together, it would be good to stay together. There's really no need to put too much effort into something unrelated.

Just like the current situation, while making money by lighting the [Personal Guard], it is already a very happy thing to be able to chat and amuse Lan Meimei, and take advantage of it from time to time.