Chapter 47: It's Because of You
"Isn't it thin for nothing, and it's strange to laugh at the cautious people?" After receiving the red apple, the palace maid frowned. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
"Yes, yes, that's him."
"Hey, be quiet!" The palace maid covered her mouth, opened her eyes wide, looked left and right, and made sure that no one spoke. "That's your father-in-law."
"Your father-in-law? I haven't heard of it. "Turning her eyes, there is no such person in her memory, before entering the palace, she can write down all the characters in the palace who have heads and faces, names and surnames, it is impossible to omit this 'noble father-in-law', but after thinking about it, Yue Feng swallowed his anger and did not dare to offend him, for fear that there was really some origin.
"You just entered the palace, what can you hear?" After wiping the apple, the palace maid swallowed it in one gulp, and her mouth was full of sweetness.
"Please also ask Yue'er to teach me a lot, I have a general in my heart."
"Your father-in-law, he is on an errand in the imperial dining room, but he is the one who recognizes the chief manager as his godfather." After receiving her apple, it was reasonable to give some pointers, and the palace maid only said a word, and then saw someone coming, and quickly hid the apple and left.
If you understand, there are two imperial dining rooms in the palace, one is the inner imperial dining room, located in the (Yangxin Palace?) ), which is exclusively for the emperor's diet, one is what she called the 'imperial dining room', which not only makes the 'Manchu and Han full banquets' of the banquet ministers, but also prepares meals for the ministers on duty. The imperial dining room has five bureaus, a meat bureau, a vegetarian bureau, a hanging stove bureau, a dim sum bureau and a dinner bureau, and this noble father-in-law should be the eunuch of the diet.
After a general understanding, Ruowei walked into the backyard.
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When the sun set, the palace maid went to dinner, and slipped out slightly.
Although Ruowei has studied ancient Chinese for three years, she still can't read a word in the face of the difficult fonts in the palace that are crooked and turned upside down.
Too lazy to look at the golden characters of the dragon flying and the phoenix dancing on the blue plaque, she found a deserted verandah and sat down, opened the cloth bag she was holding in her hand, and made tricky props.
Your father-in-law is the eunuch who is responsible for serving and tasting dishes, and Ruowei's goal is to add some ingredients to the dishes he tastes.
This matter, if it is replaced by other people with martial arts, it should not be difficult, but if it is replaced by her who has no internal strength, it will be difficult. In the past three years, Ruowei proposed to learn some powerful exercises, but learned that her physique was too poor, not to mention powerful, even simple skills she learned with great difficulty, in desperation, she could only 'work hard' to raise her body, and followed her heart that a person who should have a master key, and after a long time, she gradually accepted that her physique was a big problem of hard injuries, and after improvement, she pestered Yue Feng to use the evening rest to teach her a few tricks of self-defense techniques that kill with one hit.
Therefore, Ruowei needs to make a long-distance 'poisoning' tool so that she can leave and can easily and quickly administer the drug.
Taking out a thin long bamboo tube, about half the width of her wrist, she polished the edges, and then carefully cut a piece of something with a ring-shaped sheet, dug a hole in the middle, a smoother wooden stick was inserted, the paste was connected and fixed, the bottom of the bamboo tube was cut out of a long strip of hollow, she cut a slightly larger piece of cloth and padd it inside, and finally sewed a piece of dry pigskin with many small holes and a smaller linen cloth, and tied it to the bottom of the bamboo tube with a rope.
Similar to the end of an air pump and the oldest perfume bag, Ruowei's tricky tool is done.
"Girl, may I sit down?"
Suddenly, a gentle male voice came from Ruowei's side.
She had no internal strength, and she was too concentrated, so she naturally didn't know that someone was standing on the other side of the verandah and watching her for a long time, and the warm light jumped over the wall, sprinkled under her feet, and slowly and leisurely, quietly climbed up her fingers that kept polishing and assembling objects.
The man looked at her extremely serious appearance, looked at the unknown thing in her hand, and smiled.
"Sit down, beauty." At a glance, his image came to mind.
Graceful, warm as jade.
After a long time, Ruowei remembered their first encounter, and couldn't help but sigh at her unique recognition, the man opposite was really a son like 'graceful and gentle as jade'.
"Mind telling me what you're doing?" Keeping an appropriate distance, he stared at what was in her hand.
"What if I answer?" Saying this, in fact, Ruowei had already handed the thing to him.
"Hehe, thank you." The man bowed, if she really answered that he minded, he could only get up and leave apologetically, not used to refusing, but he accepted the refusal.
"What do you say to show you the fruits of my labor?" Ruowei glanced at the big water tank in the corner of the yard and took the small bamboo tube over. "You wait for us."
"Okay." She got up, he got up, and stood where he was, waiting for her.
She came back with a little water, and he looked at her in confusion, only to see that she had mixed it into such a strange long bamboo tube, which was placed horizontally.
"You twitch gently, do you feel the pressure...... Well, it's just a suction? β
"Yes." He did as she said, feeling the force, and a spark of interest ignited in his eyes at once.
"Pull it out slowly, your hand has to pinch this disc, and the gas runs in, but it fails." Correct his movements, and unconsciously get close to him.
"Hmm." The warm breath seemed to be fragrant, and his breath was suffocated, forgetting what she said, he saw her pull the side of the wooden stick and suddenly push it out hard.
Looking back, the bamboo tube seems to rain petals on the side of the sun, colorful and gorgeous, reflecting the light of the sun.
The angle and humidity changed, and in an instant, the two seemed to see a rainbow after the rain.
"It's beautiful." The man came back to his senses and said sincerely.
"What it does is spray evenly." Ruowei put her tools on a cloth bag in two or two.
"How did you come up with that?" Objects made by pushing and pulling might be useful, he asked, thinking about it.
"Beauty, do me a favor, I'm too short to put it up, you put it on this beam." Pulling his sleeve, Ruowei hurriedly retreated, as if someone from the front yard was coming.
Remembering the beam, she ran out.
"Girl, how do you ...... down?" before he finished speaking, he disappeared like a slight gust of wind.
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Finally arrived in the legend, the moon and the dark wind and high murder night when the five fingers were missing, if Wei planned to 'show his skills', let the noble father-in-law suffer a little grievance, don't have anything to pay attention to others.
Holding a long broom, he pretended to sweep the floor and swept smoothly into the yard where he went in the evening.
The broom handle poked, the cloth bag fell to the ground, picked it up, and she quickly went to the imperial dining room.
However, a quarter of an hour later, Ruowei never thought that she would be teased by that gentle and jade-like beauty!
Ordered someone to count the supper that would be presented later, and your father-in-law went back to the house to change his clothes.
There were a lot of people in the imperial dining room, one time in and one time out, so that Ruowei lying on the tree could only stare dryly, and finally waited for a rare opportunity, she quickly took out the small bottle in her arms, and opened the cloth bag to pour it in, spraying it from a distance, and it was not easy to make people suspicious.
When the unlucky emperor eats this supper, he will wait for the diarrhea until dawn.
Your father-in-law, you just wait to be criticized!
There is no problem with the ingredients, the problem is that the water droplets sprinkled in the air evaporate on the tabletop, the floor and the porcelain cup, and react quickly, causing the food to deteriorate. If the good things that Wei spent a few months collecting were given to the emperor at one time, he must be willing to take a good look at what your father-in-law had done.
However, the plan changed at the doorstep.
The tools in the pocket turned into a bag of waste, and the bamboo tube and the pigskin bag in front of it disappeared, leaving only two bamboo tubes?
Ruo was slightly dumbfounded, and his heart was depressed.
After a while, she had to hurry up and retreat, so as not to be discovered, what if she said that she had bad intentions and was ready to poison? Besides, she really has 'poison' on her.
jumped off the tree trunk, just as two little eunuchs walked into the yard, and unfortunately, they saw her landing at a glance.
"Stop!" Eunuch A, like the director of the teaching office, rushed over with an arrow, trying to catch the student who had climbed over the wall and skipped class.
"Where is the palace maid on an errand? Don't hurry up and talk back! Eunuch B followed, and the two looked at Ruowei who was carrying a bag in his hand. Open the bag in your hand! β
"Two fathers-in-lawβ" Ruowei didn't have time to smile at her, and Eunuch A decisively interrupted her.
"Less quibble! If you dare to be sneaky in the imperial dining room, there must be a problem, and I will go to your father-in-law......"
"Father-in-law." One head and two big, but did not succeed, but put himself in, Ruowei sighed silently, just put his hand into his arms, planning to have a 'heavy bleeding' to calm the matter, unexpectedly, he appeared.
"Why are you here?" Yue Feng came out of nowhere, silently, startling all three of them.
For a moment, Ruowei could only glance at him, unable to explain.
"I ......" glanced at him carefully, she lowered her head, shy, and smiled secretly, in fact, Yue Feng did not look like a qualified eunuch at all. Nearly 1.8 meters tall, too abrupt in a group of mostly obscene-looking eunuchs, and his tough face and sunny skin made him completely out of the ranks of those fathers-in-law with pale faces.
The windier it is, the windier it gets, you say that you have to be professional if you play a eunuch, at least get a zombie makeup and a rickety body shape, right?
"She's coming for me." Standing in front of her, isolating the two eunuchs with strange expressions.
Since your father-in-law saw Yue Feng, he used his connections and immediately transferred him to the imperial dining room, and the two eunuchs naturally knew your father-in-law's intentions, but they didn't know it...... I see.
"This is a tube from the hometown of the wine fairy, handed down by my ancestors." Without looking, Ruowei could also imagine Yue Feng's unkind expression, and in order to alleviate the situation, she opened her pocket and took out the bamboo tube. "Before entering the palace, my mother asked me to take it, but I didn't expect it to come in handy, I heard that the chief manager had a good drink, no, I brought it over."
"How did you hear about ......" Eunuch A reacted quickly.
He ...... Don't you follow your father-in-law? Ruowei took out a purse containing silver taels and stuffed it into the arms of eunuch A. In the future, we will work together and take care of me, my cousin...... Sometimes it's just a tendon, where are the two fathers-in-law as nimble. β
After receiving the money and listening to the good words, the eunuchs looked at each other and smiled.
"Wine barrel." Eunuch Yi cocked his orchid finger and pointed.
"I'm going to have to trouble the two fathers-in-law." Throw the pocket over, and if you pull it slightly, the wind will go.
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Lamp place, candle room.
"What are you doing in the Imperial Dining Room?" Yue Feng followed her all the time, and almost guessed her intentions.
"Huh...... If you're hungry, see if there's anything to eat. Speaking of what she saw, Yue Feng couldn't tell how embarrassed she was, she picked up a candlestick and said casually.
"To the Imperial Dining Room?" Squinting, Yue Feng couldn't help laughing, this kid is the palace of King Mu.
"Laughing at what? No? She turned around and threw the candlestick, her hands on her hips. I haven't asked you yet, what are you doing in the palace? β
"Look at you."
"Followers." Muttering quietly, she turned her back and curled the corners of her mouth.
"Don't go to him again." Concise and to the point, he pierced her careful thoughts.
"Why?" Pouting, Ruowei clasped her hands on her chest, looking aggrieved, she wanted to be angry for him, but he didn't let him go, more aggrieved, besides, Yue Feng knew that she was still pretending to be stupid, which made her particularly unaccomplished, and it was over before it started.
"He's dirty."
Automatically replenish the brain, about your father-in-law's various dirty.
"Yue Feng, go back to the palace, don't worry about me." She was persuaded to quit, and the boss behind the scenes gave her free retention, and she couldn't give up this opportunity to show her talents.
In this palace, find a place that belongs to her and create a place that belongs to her.
Just because she didn't do something doesn't mean she doesn't do it.
"Don't worry."
"You ......" was once again speechless, Ruowei found that Yue Feng spoke more and more with Xiao Xuan, and his qi skills grew.
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The next day, early in the morning.
Before she got up from the bed, Ruowei heard that the palace maid Yue'er had pushed open her door, and followed, followed by two slightly heavier men.
"This is it." Yue'er's tone was cautious, but also a little flattering.
"Okay, the filthy land, the miscellaneous family will not enter." The eunuch stood by the door, glanced in, and said in a sharp voice. "Say it."
"Yes." The other eunuch nodded, his voice sharper, and passed the 'announcement' unhurriedly into the bed. "On the Queen Mother's birthday in August, she selected the palace maids to go to the Taimiao Temple to pray for her blessings, which was nine hundred and eighty-one days."
When the announcement was finished, the eunuch glared at him, lying motionless on the bed, as if he were a dead man.
"It's up to you to decide who goes."
"If you go back to your father-in-law, Ruowei will go to pray for the Queen Mother." Yue'er didn't look over there, sighed in her heart, broom the star, caused trouble, offended your father-in-law, and left, so as not to feel embarrassed when she saw her face.
It was only a minute before and after, and Ruowei had been assigned to the frontier.
"Taimiao?" In the haze, Ruo opened his eyes slightly, and closed them in an instant. "Let's continue to sleep, anyway, the father-in-law who made the small report has already betrayed her." (To be continued.) )