Chapter VII: Human Weapons
It is not shy to say that Zhang Xiang has also been in the second middle school, but Cheng DΓΉ is relatively light, who hasn't had such a stage? As long as it doesn't get to the point where you want to subvert the world and erase this black history, there's actually nothing to be ashamed of.
Once as a martial arts faction, Zhang Xiang would fantasize that he was a swordsman in white who was victorious in snow, walking with a sword and singing, killing one person in ten steps, and not leaving a line for thousands of miles. How pretending to be a murder is regarded as an extremely sacred thing, and before that, you have to burn incense and bathe and fast for three days...... Dashing.
Later, when superhero movies were rampant, Zhang Xiang would also fantasize about one day having a genetic mutation, and then wear his underwear outside and put on a sheet to save the world. But it's really just a matter of thinking, and at most it's a bit of hesitation, whether to extend these fantasies and write a story, which is called a novel.
Well, if that's the case, isn't all fantasy fiction a manifestation of the author's second?
It shouldn't be an exaggeration to think about it, it is said that every man has a hero dream in his heart, but this one thinks that he is a superhero, and if the world is waiting for him to save, the problem will be big, and there is such a existence in front of him.
I used to think that I could save the world, but later I realized that the whole world combined couldn't save me, and when Zhang Xiang saw this sentence for the first time, he really felt that his mother was too reasonable.
Now Haruhi Suzumiya seems to be really ready to save the world, but Zhang Xiang is very suspicious that if she graduates from the second year of secondary school one day, she may really think about how to subvert the world and erase this black history.
Thinking about it this way, Zhang Xiang felt that he was quite dangerous, he seemed to know too much, when Haruhi Suzumiya felt that this experience couldn't bear to look at it directly, would he erase him first?
The best way to communicate with a secondary school is to enter her world, but whether to do this made Zhang Xiang entangled for a while, and after being stunned for a while, he said, "So you are one of the children who were chosen?" β
If this setting continues, the development of the story is probably that the reluctant Haruhi Suzumiya was forced to take on the mission of saving the world, although he resisted in his heart, he still couldn't get rid of the arrangement of fate, and then learned to take responsibility in the process, and finally really saved the world and became a qualified savior......
Sure enough, even if you decide to enter the world of Form 2, it is not so easy to fully accept it, it is too vulgar.
After Haruhi Suzumiya nodded cautiously, Zhang Xiang didn't know what to say, and was silent for a while before standing up and saying, "Okay, if there is a crisis in this world, or if you meet other people from another time and space, I will inform you." So is today's club activity over? β
It seems that he has been dragged into the water, Zhang Xiang feels that it is necessary to go back and brush up his thoughts, so that he can accept this setting from his heart, so that he can get along with Haruhi Suzumiya calmly.
It's strange, although he feels that the thing in front of him is a heavy middle two, and he has been surrounded by gossip in a short period of time, Zhang Xiang has no idea of keeping a distance from her.
Since you don't want to hide far away, you can only get along with her, is it your mission to save her? As soon as this idea came out, Zhang Xiang immediately shook his head, this idea seems to be very middle-class, could it be that he has been infected by her poisonous radio waves?
Haruhi Lianggong didn't speak, Zhang Xiang was about to say goodbye silently, and at this moment, a "bang" came, and he suddenly felt the ground shake, and he fell directly to the ground unsteadily.
"Earthquake?" Zhang Xiang exclaimed, the wall on the left side of the activity room had collapsed, and he could directly see the twilight sky, but at this time, he was not in the mood to watch the sunset at dusk, and he didn't even notice the solemn expression of the spring in the cool palace.
What attracted his attention was a huge iron ball, which was also covered with thigh-thick iron thorns, like a meteor hammer in a martial arts novel, but it was magnified dozens of times, and the dormitory next door was smashed by this thing.
"It's not an earthquake, but a meteorite doesn't look like this, does it?" Zhang Xiang was stunned in an instant, completely forgetting that he was still in danger, only to see that the big iron ball seemed to be picked up and rushed left and right, and the concrete wall was as fragile as tofu everywhere he went, and it was smashed lightly.
After 611, 610 also collapsed, and then the iron ball turned around and moved in the direction of the activity room, which seemed to have no chance to struggle if it was smashed.
"Don't run away yet." Liang Gong Haruhi had a quick eye, grabbed Zhang Xiang on the ground and ran out, Zhang Xiang was still in a state of confusion, and rubbed his eyes while being dragged away, "Commander, am I dazzled, this big iron ball seems to grow on a person's body?" Could this be the legendary Heavenly Remnant Foot? β
The moment they were dragged to the corridor, the activity room that the SOS group had just occupied had also fallen, and bricks and stones were flying. The two of them are also in danger, and the aisle before 611 has been smashed, and there is no way to escape.
"It's only the sixth floor, so it's easy to jump off." Haruhi Suzumiya made a choice without hesitation.
"Are you sure? I think there are other ways to do it. Zhang Xiang's protest had just been spoken, and he was already grabbed and jumped down.
The sixth floor is indeed not high, at least it takes very little time to fall down, Zhang Xiang just felt that he was so frightened that he was about to faint due to suffocation, and he already felt that he had fallen on the flat ground.
Haruhi Suzumiya acts as his meat pad, and when he opens his eyes, he sees his left hand holding the other party's right chest, and even when he is highly nervous, he can feel the intoxicating softness. His legs knelt between Haruhi Suzumiya's crotch, and his right arm lifted the other party's left leg, pressing in such an extremely indecent posture.
Haruhi Suzumiya's school skirt has been lifted entirely in the lower abdomen, and the fat time is completely exposed, and there is a certain amount of Cheng dΓΉ slipping off in the right position, and the legendary vest line is clearly visible.
It is also quite magical to be able to fall into such a posture when falling from a building, Zhang Xiang noticed this situation and instantly seemed to have broken through the laws of physics, and stood up in a flash and shouted: "This is an accident, I didn't mean it." β
Haruhi Suzumiya also got up, but he didn't have time to worry about these things with him, staring at the roof of the dormitory building. At this time, Zhang Xiang reacted, "That's the sixth floor, can you really jump down easily?" β
When I checked my body, not only did I not have any arms or legs, but I didn't even feel any pain, and I didn't seem to feel any force when I landed just now, as if a feather was falling to the ground.
There was also a "thump" sound from the dormitory building, and every time there was a sound, there must have fallen. At this time, Zhang Xiang finally saw clearly, the big iron ball seemed to be that person's weapon, although the weapon on his body sounded strange enough, but it was the case.
It can't be said that it grows on her body, and she seems to be able to turn her legs into iron balls to attack the enemy at will. That's right, it's the enemy, and there's another guy jumping up and down on the roof, which is obviously fighting.
The sixth floor of the dormitory has been flattened, and now there are only five floors left in the building. There are still students living on the lower three floors, although it is not yet time to sleep, and there are many people in the dormitory, who are scrambling to flee at this time.
This kind of speed of demolition is beyond the reach of even the demolition office, right? The students who fled were obviously stunned by this scene, so it was not that the screams were always reminding that it was very dangerous, and it was estimated that they would be stunned in place like Zhang Xiang, and then they were smashed flat by the falling stones.
"Captain, I review, it seems that you still need to save the world, the world needs you."
Zhang Xiang always felt that Haruhi Suzumiya was just a heavy middle two, but the third view collapsed all of a sudden, what else can you suspect when you see this scene in front of you? Although I don't know if she is as strong as the two who are fighting on the rooftop, at least being able to jump off the sixth floor with someone unharmed is obviously not based on common sense.
Dodging the hammer blow again, a figure took advantage of the momentum and flew down, flipped several times in the air in a row, and landed smoothly behind him, with a difficulty coefficient of 10. 0γ But the attack from behind also followed, and the hammer appeared above her again and smashed down fiercely, before she landed and had to dodge backwards, at this time she was already in front of Zhang Xiang and Haruhi Cool Palace, and the distance was only three steps.
The iron ball smashed into a large crater on the other side, and a petite figure stepped out of the pit, with long golden hair partly draped and partly tied into a double ponytail with cat-ear-like hair ornaments. Dressed in a black shoulder dress, there is a ninja dart-like cutout pattern on the chest, and if the chest is big enough, I can see the ditch from here.
The lower skirt and the clothes seem to be one-piece, very short, and as she walks and swings, she seems to be able to see the fat below, but Zhang Xiang's eyes widened and he didn't see any spring light leaking, which is probably the feeling of holding the pipa and half-covering his face.
I don't know what is tied to her thighs one by one.,Judging from her face, she looks like she's eleven or twelve years old.,It's exactly a little Lori similar to Yuki Mikan.,But it's a human weapon.γ
The previous one is much more normal, with fair skin, short lilac hair, uneven bangs, and clothes similar to the school skirt of a middle school girl, but the color is very different. It's the same petite body.,Just like that, it looks like two harmless cute Lori.,But it's a whole floor demolished.γ
"Nagato, it doesn't matter, right?" Haruhi Suzumiya shouted at the short-haired Lori.
"Do you know each other?" Zhang Xiang was shocked again, and Haruhi Suzumiya clasped his hands and said, "Of course, Yuki Nagato is the number two member of our SOS group. β
Is there really a second member? Isn't it arranged like 13579? Zhang Xiang couldn't help but take a few more looks, this girl named Nagato Yuki, only nodded slightly after hearing the words of Haruhi Suzumiya, and she couldn't notice it if she wasn't careful.