Kang Ri's expression was very innocent, like Da Hei who had done something bad, looking at the host with his eyes open, and seeing the hostess's heart melt. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info

The balance in her heart naturally fell to Kang Ri's side, this perfume was indeed sprayed a little too much, she felt that she was so far away, this woman was so close, no wonder Xiao Kangkang was sneezing!

Besides, she just asked the female guest to dance, and she didn't let you do pole dancing, why are you so close to Xiaokangkang?

What are you doing with your hands touching the sexy and charming pectoralis major muscles of Xiaokang?

Anyway, she really wants to touch it!

The hostess laughed dryly, "It seems that Xiaokang is a little allergic to the smell of perfume." ”

She originally wanted to give the female guest a step, but this matter passed, but although the female guest was only an eighteenth-tier star, because her godfather behind her was rich enough to spoil her, the temper of this female guest was naturally not small.

was dumped by Kang Ri, a newcomer, in front of so many audiences, how could she swallow this breath?

The thick makeup squeezed out an incomparably false smile: "I think Xiaokangkang has rhinitis, right?" Why else are you allergic to so many people on stage? ”

The Kang fans in the audience have long seen that this female guest is not pleasing to the eye, and they seduced their Xiaokangkang in broad daylight, don't you know that Xiaokangkang has the master?

The other guests on the stage are all veterans of the entertainment industry, and this kind of trick is commonplace, yes, although they are biased towards Kang Ri in their hearts, no one will come out, just sit on the mountain with a smile and watch the tiger fight.

The host secretly hated that this female guest didn't know how to lift, and was about to say a few more words to play a round, but Young Master Kang couldn't help it, his little chin was raised, the corners of his mouth were smacked, and his poisonous tongue skills escalated.

"My nose is naturally safe and non-toxic, too good to be true, how can there be rhinitis? With so much perfume on you, and so close to me, can I not sneeze? This is still a change for me, if it is a change for my family goodness, she can fight all night. ”

This topic is a little far, the expression on the hostess's face is very rich, after so many years of hosting, she has never met this kind of stalk boy!

How can you slap your face so directly?

Although it's cool to slap your face like this, doesn't she have to wipe her ass?

The female guest's nose is about to be crooked, it is really a little crooked, because her nose is a dangerous and poisonous fake nose the day after tomorrow, and she was crooked by Kang Ri's poisonous tongue.

The audience laughed and applauded constantly, the atmosphere was actually better than any previous show, the director saw that the effect was good, and secretly signaled the host to give a little guidance, so that this Xiaokang can play freely.

The hostess comprehended and asked, "Who is Shanshan?" Is it your pet? ”

Shanxing's face stiffened in front of the TV, and he greeted the hostess's ancestors eighteen generations and eighty times, and the hostess's ears were red.

Kang Ri gave the hostess a little wink, very dissatisfied with the host's homework did not do home, but he still patiently explained: "Shanshan is my daughter-in-law, I am now a man with the master, by the way, host, don't arrange a dance for me, my family Shanshan is going to be jealous when she sees it, and my life will be difficult when she is jealous, and I can still sing alone." ”

The fans in the audience shouted excitedly, and someone asked loudly: "Will you kneel on the washboard?" ”

Kang Ri thought about it very seriously, and then replied very seriously: "I haven't knelt down, the Tao here is a bit deep, and you children don't understand it." ”

Then he added: "Only a married man can understand." ”

After saying that, he was proud of being a married man, and he was very embarrassed.

"Hahaha!"

Everyone on and off the stage burst into laughter, the host himself couldn't hold back his laughter, and several other guests all laughed and fell, this Kang Ri's painting style is so strange, it is really a clear stream in the entertainment industry!

It's so funny, there is wood?

Sister He in the background stretched out her hand to support her forehead, she couldn't sigh anymore, she told thousands of people before she went on stage, let Kang Ri sing more and talk less, and talk less about family affairs, but this kid is good, so he almost didn't say anything about the two of them in bed.

The Kang family also watched it very happily, and Shanxing smiled so much that she lay down on the sofa, why is her family Kang so cute every year?

I love him so much!

Because of the variable of Kangri, the effect of this episode of the program was unexpectedly good, and the ratings actually became the champion of the program in the same period, which made the leaders of Z Province Satellite TV very pleased.

Because of Kang Ri's natural unpretentious performance, he not only became the darling of variety shows, but also threw an olive branch to him from many film and television productions.

But Kang Ri is not interested in any of this, he just wants to sing, he doesn't like any acting or show, although he makes money quickly, he is not happy at all, he only feels happy when he sings.

Yes, Young Master Kang is now blocked behind Zhang Jun's ass every day, urging Comrade Zhang to move quickly, he is waiting to sing!

"Teacher Zhang, you have eaten so much beef jerky from me, this meat does not grow, and the speed of writing songs is not long, a song has not come out for a month, your speed is slower than a snail!"

Zhang Jun, who was stuck in the bottleneck, couldn't get angry, he used to scold this kid a few words, but now he also understands that Kang Ri is a big heart at all, he scolded him today, and he will block it tomorrow.

He's had this kid blocked the toilet several times!

Zhang Jun, who was urged to grow his head, rolled his eyes and came up with a brilliant idea, "What do you always expect me to do?" You have to learn to write your own songs, which of those great singers can't write, sing, and dance? If you want to become a god of song, you have to learn to write it yourself. ”

Kang Ri's brain shook, and the whole person was stupid.

Yes, he keeps saying that he wants to be a god of songs, how can he not even write songs?

Which of the great singers in the world sings songs that he didn't write by himself?

How can he always rely on others to write songs?

Kang Ri left in a daze, he really left, he drove back to W City directly, and only after arriving home did he remember to call Sister He, saying that he was going to retreat for two months, not to arrange any itinerary for him, and he wanted to concentrate on writing songs.

The surprised Sister He ran to ask Zhang Jun what was going on, and Zhang Jun himself was startled, but he didn't expect Kang Ri, a stunned man, to really prepare to write his own songs.

This stupid boy really thinks that writing songs is writing a diary!

Can you write what you say?

He wanted to call Kang Ri, but this guy's mobile phone was turned off, and he couldn't be contacted at all, so it seemed that he was really stunned.

It's tenacious!

Zhang Jun smiled, appreciating Kang Ri's tenacity, thinking that this would be a gap period, so he said to Sister He: "Forget it, just take Kang Day Vacation, let him accompany his daughter-in-law at home, anyway, there is nothing important at this time." ”

Sister He is a pity, this is a good time to strike while the iron is hot, most newcomers will catch this east wind to soar, not to mention the big red, but it is certain that they will get ahead.

Kang Ri will suddenly fall silent, and it's really hard to say whether the star road will be smooth in the future!

But the boss has spoken, what else does she have to say when she works part-time? (To be continued.) )