Chapter 144, a magic stick!

"Damn! Don't go too far, balls. Xia Yu jumped to his feet.

This god pet egg in the dantian is more obscene and arrogant than Han Peng.

The dead fat man is so empty-eyed, and when he faces himself, he is still willing to bow down. Where did this bastard get the confidence to be a big brother? They are still in their dantian and have not been born.

"From now on, your name will be Dandan! Otherwise, your father and I will cut off the supply of forty-nine gold thunder, so that you will never be born......" He threatened and used a killer weapon.

The god's pet egg was also annoyed, jumping around in the dantian, on the surface of the eggshell, the Taoist Shenhua flowed, and roared:

"Balls? I, such a majestic and noble species, was called out by a human being! Boy, don't force me, if I'm in a hurry, I'll break the net! ”

"Huh...... Fish dead and broken? At most, you'll die, the egg is broken! You're going to die for me, huh? Uncle still wants you to hang up...... In my stomach, the four nine golden thunders are wasted. ”

Xia Yu was disdainful, and now, he finally figured out the temperament of this god's favorite egg, that is, he has a lot of kung fu and no ability.

Of course, it will be difficult to say if it will be born in the future.

"Ahhh

God's pet egg is crazy, "I can't die...... It will be born after all! When that day comes, boy, if I don't take you as a little brother, it's not ...... Belch...... This is not your big brother! ”

"Hey...... I'll wait until the day you're born. Xia Yu sneered, "Dandan, I don't know if you've heard of the forbidden charm?" ”

He thought for a moment that there was still a spell in the dantian that could ban the brand, and he didn't know if it had any effect on the gods' favorite eggs, so he could try it.

There was silence in the dantian, and the god pet egg stopped talking.

"If you are not honest, Uncle will waste that forbidden charm and seal you in a dung pit for a hundred years!"

This sentence suddenly had an effect, and the god pet egg was shocked, and he said urgently: "Don't! You're the big brother, you have the final say! ”

It softened, not because it was afraid of being sealed in the dung pit, but because it had not yet reached the time to be born, once it left here and lost the forty-nine golden thunder, it would fall into a deep sleep again, and the ghost knew that it would not have a chance to be born until the year of the monkey.

"I'm not a big brother, I'm your father!"

Xia Yu slowly sat on the bed, his mood finally calmed down, and said, "Dandan, can you see outside?" ”

"Hey...... I think back then, I looked down on all beings, how mighty! I can't imagine that now I recognize a human being as my father, and my reputation will be ruined......"

"Ask if you can see outside!"

"Yes!"

"I'll ask you something, and I'll answer honestly. What are you capable of? ”

"I ...... I don't know. Is it possible to transmit mental arithmetic abilities? ”

"You mean, you can get a voice right into someone else's head?" Xia Yu was shocked.

"It's not. I can only talk to you Daddy. ”

"Damn, that doesn't count! Are there any others? ”

The god pet egg pondered for a long time, and asked softly, "The others...... Does the thunder and lightning that devour your body count? ”

"What else?"

Xia Yu's face gradually turned pale.

"Oh, I have amnesia, maybe I have other abilities, but I really don't know ...... now"

"Your uncle!"

Xia Yu's anger exploded instantly.

He finally understood that this thing had no other ability than devouring his own Forty-Nine Golden Thunder and interfering with his emotions, and he was purely a lewd and faceless foodie! Moreover, I don't even remember what I am!

"What's that...... Daddy, what do you think of my egg? Isn't it the most handsome and mighty god egg? ”

"Yarn! It can be boiled and eaten, nutritious, and a great supplement! ”

"How is that possible? I'm such a heroic god egg, you actually want to cook it? I promised, and God didn't either! ”

"Shut up! Your dad is going to sleep! ”

……

"! Daddy, wake up......"

Early the next morning, Xia Yu was awakened by the roar in his head.

"The demon dog next to you is good." There was a sound of smashing the mouth from inside the god's pet egg.

Xia Yu opened his eyes and saw that the dog cub was sticking out his tongue and pulling the quilt with a longing face.

This bastard, can you really see the outside? He was surprised.

The god pet egg smashed his mouth and said: "Dad, you have to take care of it, and when I am born, I will accept it as a little brother!" ”

"I said, are you addicted to taking in your little brother?"

Xia Yu was expressionless, feeling that something was wrong, this thing said that he wanted to accept the little brother, why did he smash his mouth?

The more he pondered, the more wrong it became, and finally viciously warned God's favorite egg:

"I warn you! That little puppy, don't touch a single hair of it! Otherwise, Lao Tzu will kill you now. ”

"Hey......

God's pet egg sneered, "Daddy, where do you want to go?" It's my little brother, how can I beat my own little brother's idea. ”

Xia Yu stopped talking, and as soon as his mind moved, a demon spirit fruit appeared out of thin air, like a small golden sun, hovering in the void.

Whew!

The dog cub screamed happily, jumped up and hugged the demon spirit fruit, chirp, chirp, and swallowed it in a few bites.

During this time, the little guy had no interest in other foods at all, and he looked forward to the demon spirit fruit every day.

Fortunately, although the demon spirit fruit is small, it is not an ordinary fruit after all, and the dog cub will not feel hungry if it eats one for a few days, and its body finally no longer changes after shrinking to about half a foot.

Otherwise, that small body will be really difficult for others to notice in the future.

"Hey, hey! That's my food! Daddy, how can you give that pup? ”

The god's pet egg began to be restless again, like a spinning top in the dantian.

"What about your food? Can you eat it now? ”

"I can eat it when I am born."

"You'll talk about it when you're born......"

……

Although it appeared for a short time, it was only one night, but the god's favorite egg exposed the obscene nature.

When I saw Lin Hui in the villa,

This thing was even more shocking, and shouted loudly: "Ouch! This girl is good......"

God's pet egg turned out to be!

Xia Yu has a black line, obscene, empty eyes, no face and no skin, plus lustful ...... This TM is a magic stick!

On the way to the company, the god pet egg is to give full play to the true character of the god stick, every time I see a passing girl, this product will always make a comment.

"Dandan, tell me honestly Dad, what the hell are you?" He became more and more puzzled in his heart, thinking that the god favored the egg, could it really be some god stick nirvana?

"I don't know. I'm not born yet, I don't even have an ontology, I'm just an ignorant consciousness......"

"Don't fool me! A cloud of ignorant consciousness, can it be so obscene and lustful? You weren't born, how do you know that a puppy is a dog and a girl on the road is a girl? ”

Xia Yu didn't believe it.

"These ...... I seem to have been born knowing, and to be sure, not human! ”

"You're not human, and you know what it means to be beautiful?"

"In the future, when I am born, you will know, Dad! This egg is absolutely wise and powerful, and it overwhelms everything! ”

"Shut up!"

Xia Yu's face was ugly.

rushed to Lingyu to maintain health, life is the same as before, no different from eating and waiting for death. Everything in the company is worried about by Fengxing and others, and he has become a veritable shopkeeper.

In the past few days, the office has been deserted a lot, Lin Hui returned to his hometown not long after the exam, and everyone encouraged Lao Wang to go with him to see his mother-in-law, but this product used the excuse that the time had not come, and he didn't go to death.

Lin Hui also felt that it was not appropriate now, after all, the two had not been together for a long time, and their parents didn't even know about it, so if they passed it rashly, the impact and impression would not be very good.

And the colonel Hua Feng Chimes were also called home, but it was popular, and he had a lot of time recently, and he often stayed in the company.

Without two sparrow-like girls, the office atmosphere is hard to liven up.

Except, of course, Xia language.

Since last night, the embryo of life has become self-aware, and then in his mind, it is like installing a noise-making machine, and every moment, there will be undisciplined and extremely strange words popping out.

In the end, Xia Yu had to move out the forbidden charm again as a threat, and the god pet egg was quieter.

In the afternoon, Xia Yu went out for a trip, and the mind control charm was going to be invalid tonight, and he had to deal with Lu Biao.

This man knows too many secrets, and if necessary, he doesn't mind getting rid of them directly.

"The host ......"

In a remote alley, Lu Biao looked flattering. Because, when he saw Xia Yu's stern face, he was terrified in his heart.

"What's going on over there with Scarface?"

"During this time, Ortron Biotech is said to be working on a major project, and Scarface has rarely appeared recently." Lu Biao replied.

Xia Yu's face did not change, but his heart was greatly touched, and he instantly thought of Xiaoying, and he asked lightly, "What project?" ”

"According to the master's instructions some time ago, I focused on exploring the secret research project of Ultron Biology, and yesterday I made some discoveries, Scarface should be participating in a transformation plan, and I heard that the physical fitness of the experimental subject is even better than Cao Chenggong. But I don't have any definite evidence, so I've been hesitant to tell you......"

Lu Biao's expression was complicated, with hesitation and fear.

It's really a transformation person!

Xia Yu's heart shook violently, no wonder Scarface has been a lot more honest recently, most of them are waiting for the success of the strongest transformation, thinking about it, he will never give up so easily!

He said quietly, "It's okay, you're doing a good job." Report back when you find. As for whether it's true or not, I'll judge for myself. ”

"Yes!"

Lu Biao nodded hurriedly.

"I'm here for one more thing!" Suddenly, Xia Yu's expression turned cold, and he said sharply, "I'm going to kill you!" ”

"Ahh

Lu Biao was shocked, his face turned pale instantly, he knelt on the ground all of a sudden, and said in a trembling voice: "The master spares his lifeβ€”β€”! (To be continued.) )