Chapter 70: The Monkey Steals Vegetables

Geng Zitang followed the old man out, and saw that some people with torches had no hoes or anything like that, and they were replaced with long guns, and when he was asking, a person came up and handed the old man a short gun. Puzzled, "What do you want guns for?" ”

The old man laughed: "Whatever you do, I will do?" ”

"So, where did they come from?" Geng Zitang asked again.

"Those who come from the back mountain, go, go home." The old man gave an order, stuck a short gun into his waist, and led these people away.

"I'm starving, Battalion Commander Geng, come, eat this, and dried fish pieces." As soon as the monkey sent the old man out, he turned around and saw the fish on the table, his stomach rumbled, he took a sweet potato and a piece of dried fish and handed them to Geng Zitang, Geng Zitang took a bite, and said with a sigh: "Yes, the monkey has good skills." ”

"Battalion Commander Geng, who did you say this old gentleman was just now, and where did he come from?" The monkey asked, sitting on the edge of the bed and eating.

"How do I know? But I don't think he's simple, he's not an ordinary person. Geng Zitang sprinkled a piece of fish and sent it to his mouth.

"Well, you can tell by looking at his face, it's red, but I noticed that something was wrong."

"What's the problem?"

"He loves to laugh."

"Love to laugh? Laughing is a problem? Monkey, are you running on me? Geng Zitang didn't like to laugh much.

"Where, the old gentleman's smile is still charming."

"I'm too lazy to tell you, monkey, see if Lu Wei is awake, when she wakes up, just tell her to get up and eat something." After Geng Zitang finished eating the last piece of fish, he threw away the fish bones and said to the monkey.

As soon as the monkey went in, he came out and told him, "You sleep soundly." Oh, by the way, Camp Commander Geng, where do I sleep? ”

Geng Zitang said, "Where do you sleep?" Where do you sleep, do you want me to care? After speaking, he went to wake up Lu Gang and wanted to give him medicine. Lu Gang woke up, looked around, and asked, "What about the old gentleman?" Let's go? ”

"Leave early. He left you, and when he saw you sleeping, he left, looked at your wounds, and said it was all right. Come, take these pills, and it will get better soon. ”

"Monkey, what are you doing there? The mouth is like a mouse. Lu Gang shouted monkey as he took off his clothes.

The monkey came out with a piece of fish in his hand and a piece in his mouth. He handed the fish to Lu Gang's hand and said, "No, the rest is Xiao Lin and Lu Wei's, tomorrow's breakfast is gone, and two sweet potatoes and two fish have to be left to sacrifice to the political commissar and Ruan's mother." Don't even think about eating. ”

"Hey, monkey, did you get so wordy when you fell? Go, go, go to the side and sleep. Mo was arguing here and woke up Xiao Lin and Lu Wei. ”

The monkey stopped talking, and fell asleep with a gun in his arms.

Lu Gang smiled and said to Geng Zitang: "This monkey is really a monkey." ”

Geng Zitang asked: "Have the political commissar and Ruan's mother been settled?" ”

"Alright. Ah. As soon as Geng Zitang's medicinal powder was poured, Lu Gang let out a "whoosh" sound.

"It's normal, wait for the plaster to be applied, and you'll fall asleep." Geng Zitang took out the ointment.

"You can't sleep too hard, I'll have to see if I can find some bullets or guns tomorrow, I can't see it at night, and I should have a harvest tomorrow."

"Don't worry, I'll call you tomorrow. Let's sleep. Geng Zitang got up with a haha, blew out the lantern, and went to Lu Wei's room to get a small oil lamp, went to look for the monkey, in a place full of firewood and grass he saw that the monkey had fallen asleep on it, he blew out the oil lamp and leaned on it and closed his eyes, and after a while, how did he snore like thunder.

The monkey was woken up by this "thunder", and he couldn't sleep anymore, so he simply tiptoed out of the door and ran to the vegetable garden behind to pick vegetables.

The next day, the sun had just risen over the river, Geng Zitang woke up, and when he went to call Lu Gang and them, he was stunned, he woke everyone up, Lu Gang and Xiaolin couldn't get out of bed, the food was next to the bed, Lu Wei couldn't get out of the house, and the food was at her door. Geng Zitang looked at the firewood and grass pile again, and there was no monkey shadow there.

Oh my God, what's on the ground? These people who had just gotten up were confused, and then they all realized that this dead monkey must have done it. The room full of people laughed at the sight.

The room was full of vegetables, watermelon, pumpkin, greens, peppers, etc., and there were some jars and jars placed there, and what surprised these people even more was that there were still a few pieces of bacon.

Even Geng Zitang, who didn't like to laugh the most, laughed: "Monkey, this guy hasn't slept all night? I actually did such a thing. ”

Lu Wei smiled and said, "Monkeys still steal vegetables, where did they steal this?" ”

Lu Gang looked at the dish that couldn't let him go to the ground and said with a smile: "Wait a minute, as soon as he comes back, he will have to be punished, and the discipline of the New Fourth Army has been completely forgotten." ”

Xiao Lin restrained his laughter, he didn't dare to laugh out loud, laughing would lead to the pain of the wound, he said: "Brother Pole, I don't think you should be so serious, right?" ”

Lu Wei: "It's okay, we can improve our lives, and we can eat for many days." ”

Kobayashi looked at the things on the ground and said, "It's a pity that there is no rice." ”

"Yes, yes, I'll help you get sweet potatoes and dried fish, you all slept yesterday, and it was made by monkeys." After Geng Zitang finished speaking, he went into the firewood and grass house, took the fish and sweet potatoes out, and threw them to Lu Wei and Xiaolin.

Kobayashi asked, "Why don't you eat it?" ”

Lu Gang said: "I ate it yesterday. ”

"Don't worry, there are so many things on the ground, there will be food when the monkeys come back." Geng Zitang quipped.

Lu Wei continued Geng Zitang's words while eating: "Brother, just give him a cooking squad leader and let him try to live an official addiction." ”

Lu Gang nodded and asked Geng Zitang: "Battalion Commander Geng, what do you think?" ”

"Of course it's good, our worries won't be a problem." Geng Zitang expressed his support.

"What if he doesn't?" Kobayashi asked.

"It's easy to do, keep him confined." Lu Wei said with a smile.

"Also, punish him to return all these dishes, at that time, he will be soft-hearted, he will definitely not retreat, if he does not retreat, he will have no way out, and he will have to do it if he doesn't do it." Geng Zitang said.

"I'm his master, I said one and he would never say two, wouldn't he?" Lu Gang said.

Xiao Lin objected, he rearranged his sitting posture and said: "This is not right for you, this is called coercion, strictly speaking, it is a threat and temptation." ”

The whole room will be happy and happy with every word you say to me. It's rare to have such a relaxed mood.

"Brother Monkey, look, it's Brother Monkey." Lu Wei, who was standing facing the door, saw the monkey.

Everyone hurriedly looked through the door and window. Sure enough, the monkey is coming this way.

I saw the monkey carrying a burden, staggering, afraid of a little goods.

"Quick, all hide." Lu Gangmao was under the window, Xiao Lin was still hiding on the bed covered by the quilt, Lu Wei entered the room, and Geng Zitang lay behind the door.

The monkey came humming a little song. "This kid is in a really good mood, and he's really energetic after a busy night." Lu Gang thought to himself that the monkey was too cute.

The monkey entered the door and didn't look at the situation inside, put down the burden and took something out of the basket, at this moment, Lu Gang jumped up from the bed and shouted: "Don't move." The shout frightened the happy monkey to the ground outside the door.

Lu Wei came out of the house and laughed as she watched the monkey sit on the ground;

Geng Zitang came out from behind the door, looked at him embarrassed, and smiled;

Kobayashi sat up from the quilt and smiled as he watched the monkey wink;

Lu Gang laughed even more: "Say, monkey, where did you get these things?" ”

"I thought there was a thief coming in? It turns out that you guys are messing around, and I'm so angry. The monkey stood up with a pat on the ass and said proudly, "It's all my spoils of one night." What do you think? You've been eating for more than half a year, you see, there's still big white rice here, Master, your favorite food. ”

"Don't bother, honestly, where did all this stuff come from?" Lu Gang didn't listen to his ramblings.

"Dig in the vegetable soil, pick up at other people's homes."

"What? Do you still have something to pick up in someone's house? Geng Zitang was angry when he heard this, and asked: "It's obviously robbing the people's things, how can you say that you picked it up at someone else's house?" ”

"Battalion Commander Geng, listen to me slowly. Last night, I went to sleep first, and it didn't take long for me to hear a burst of thunder, and I opened my eyes to see that it wasn't raining outside, and then I heard that it was you snoring. I couldn't sleep, so I went out, and when I walked to the vegetable patch, I saw that there were a lot of vegetables, so I dug them back, and we were going to eat them anyway, didn't we? Later, I took it back and prepared to sleep, your snoring was too loud, I thought about it, I still went out to have a look, and as soon as I went out, I saw that some people's houses were not closed, so I went in, picked up these bacon and some jars and jars came back. I was ready to sleep again, and as soon as I lay down, your snoring made me unable to sleep again, so I simply hid on the pyre and thought about it, and I really thought about it, I thought that my master loves to eat rice, so I went to look for it, and I really found it, you see, it is white. The monkey said so much, and the process of saying it amused them in many places.

"Monkey, so I told you to go, didn't I?" Geng Zitang said to the monkey. The monkey smiled and said no, no, I went by myself. Battalion Commander Geng said again: "I was thundering, and you only went after waking you up, isn't that so?" ”

The monkey honestly nodded yes. made Lu Gang and Lu Wei laugh.

"Master, I also saw three corpses in a family's house, a woman, a boy, and a man fell there, and the woman's body was clean, I was afraid" The monkey saw that Lu Wei was here, and he stopped talking.

"Holy shit, those devils must have done it last night. The monkeys will pack up the stuff and go together to bury the family. Lu Gang said angrily.

"Brother Monkey, just now everyone unanimously approved to let you serve as the leader of our cooking class, do you want to do it?" Lu Wei asked him with a smile.

The monkey shook his head, and Lu Gang said: "You have to do it, and you have to do it if you don't do it." ”

Geng Zitang pretended to be stern and said, "Otherwise, if you pick these things back as they are, you won't let you do it." ”

"Alas, why is the monkey's life so bitter, self-inflicted, my mother." The monkey had no choice but to agree. But there is one condition, Lu Wei is required to help light the fire. Lu Wei said that if you want it, you have to get it. Geng Zitang disagreed, he said: "Monkey, Lu Wei's waist is not good, I'll help you burn it." ”

No one noticed that Lu Wei cast a loving glance at Geng Zitang.

After all, laughing and laughing, except for Xiao Lin and Lu Wei, the three of them still moved all the things on the ground to the firewood and grass house.

After making a rich breakfast, Lu Gang supported Xiaolin, Geng Zitang greeted Lu Wei, and the monkey carried the burden out of the door, and the burden was the tribute to the grave.

The sun was shining brightly outside, and the sky was blue.