Brother Dog smiled innocently and didn't speak again. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

After Wang Xiaofan told Qian Chenglin some details of the contract, he suggested: "The name Qian Chenglin is too awkward, you need a catchy and trendy stage name, what do you think of the name 'Song Zhixiao'?" ”

Qian Chenglin savored it, touched his chin and said with a smile: "When you first said this name, I thought it was a very good name, as if I had called this name before, this feeling is so amazing!" This may mean that this name is related to me, well, from today on, I will be called 'Song Zhixiao'. ”

Thus, the ignorance of the runningman family was born!

Harvested two fierce generals in one day, Wang Xiaofan was in a good mood.

Before leaving, Brother Dog was still a little shy and asked Song Zhixiao: "That...... You promised me what you said, and kissed me, did you even agree to that? ”

Song Zhixiao glanced at the big stupid dog and smiled slightly: "Do you want me to be your girlfriend?" ”

Brother Dog nodded and lowered his hat slightly.

"Hmph, I can't promise you for the time being, if I behave well in the future, I'll say yes."

"I'll do my best!!"

Brother Dog heard that Song Zhixiao seemed to agree to his words, and jumped two meters high in surprise.

asked Lin Yuner to accompany the "Monday couple" to the company to sign the contract, Wang Xiaofan walked alone and aimlessly on the campus of the university.

He asked for Brother Dog's hat, and he was wearing a pair of sunglasses, with his head down when he walked, generally speaking, he was not a die-hard fan, and he really couldn't recognize Wang Xiaofan just by his back.

Looking at the students coming and going, listening to the hustle and bustle on campus, Wang Xiaofan felt an indescribable tranquility in his heart.

After walking along the artificial lake for a while, Wang Xiaofan suddenly felt that someone was following him.

Because he has been strengthened by the system, Wang Xiaofan's facial features are extremely sharp, even if he doesn't look back, he can sense very clearly which direction the person is tracking him.

He pretended to pat the dust, looked back, and saw in the distance a man dressed in tatters, with a face covered in mud and messy hair, like a beggar, looking at him for a moment.

"A beggar is following me, is it because he wants money?" Wang Xiaofan thought suspiciously.

Keep walking, and sure enough, the beggar is still following him!

Wang Xiaofan thought about it, took out a few pieces of money from his pocket, enough for the beggar to eat a hearty lunch, walked up, smiled and handed it to him, and said, "Man, you can take this money and eat something good." ”

Unexpectedly, the beggar shook his head and refused, and said angrily: "I don't need your money, I'm an actor!" What I want is a chance to perform! ”

Wang Xiaofan was depressed.

Nima, why does everyone dare to say that he is an actor now?

A beggar dares to say that he is an actor, doesn't that mean that people all over the world can say that he is a director?

"You...... Know me? Wang Xiaofan asked uncertainly.

The beggar nodded very seriously and said, "I know you, the youngest phenomenal director in history, Wang Xiaofan, a Chinese man who created the myth of Korean drama ratings, right?" ”

Wang Xiaofan was also very surprised and said: "Uh, yes, it's me." However, I was dressed so discreetly, how did you find me? ”

The beggar shrugged his shoulders and said, "I know that your company has an audition for a variety show today, and I originally wanted to go there to find you, but because there was an urgent play to be performed in the morning, when I ran over after the performance, I found that you were no longer there." I wanted to go back, but suddenly I saw a figure that seemed to be your back. Originally, I wasn't sure it was yours, but when I thought about it, I'm more than 1.9 meters tall, and you're dressed so mysteriously, it seems that no one else will do this except you. ”

After Wang Xiaofan heard this, he suddenly realized.

This guy's dress must have been left behind after the last scene before he had time to remove his makeup.

He said that he was an actor, maybe because of this.

The "beggar" looked at Wang Xiaofan and said very confidently: "I know that your new movie is still short of a leading actor, and I think I can do it, so I came." ”

"Hmm...... What kind of plays have you played? Wang Xiaofan didn't expect this "beggar" to be so direct, so he came up and recommended himself, not dragging his feet at all.

Anyway, he was idle and bored, so Wang Xiaofan gave him a chance to audition.

"I played a corpse in "Welcome to Dongmo Village", a deserter in "The Birth of a Macho Man", I also worked as a DJ, a singer, oh yes, do you know the horror film "Test to Death"? is also known as "The Midterm Exam of Blood", there is a relatively revealing scene in it, and the actress didn't want to act, so I replaced her and went up to act in a passion play. "The beggar," said very seriously.

But Wang Xiaofan was stunned when he listened.

Is this an actor?

This is obviously a dead trick!

All the characters who said this one don't even have a single line, and even the camera is a tricky role that passes by.

With this kind of performance experience, I actually came to myself so confidently to ask for the leading role!

Wang Xiaofan really couldn't imagine how cheeky he had to be to say this so confidently.

"Are you sure you're the right actor?" Wang Xiaofan still asked slightly tactfully.

If this person is self-aware, he must be able to hear what Wang Xiaofan said.

Obviously, this person is very smart, and it can be seen that Wang Xiaofan can't look down on his performance experience a little.

He said very seriously: "Extras, also actors!" I have my dreams and I want you to respect me. ”

Hearing his words, Wang Xiaofan suddenly thought of a Chinese comedy master in the previous life - Stephen Chow.

Stephen Chow once said what the "beggar" said in "The King of Comedy".

And his most classic sentence has inspired countless actors to grit their teeth and stick to their dreams - in fact, I am an actor.

Wang Xiaofan nodded seriously and said, "I understand you." In fact, before the earliest, I was not in the entertainment industry, but an Internet writer. When I first uploaded myself, I excitedly said to the people around me, 'I'm an author', but most of them looked at me like a psychopath, and some people even slandered me and said, 'Aren't you just a little yellow writer, and an author?' It's just a writer! Gradually, my writing became famous, and many people called me God, but I still can't forget the disdain in those eyes. So I swore that I would never laugh at anyone's dreams, no matter how naïve they were. ”

After hearing this, the "beggar" nodded with deep feeling, and it was obvious that he had also been subjected to similar discrimination.

"People who laugh at other people's dreams are the most tasteless. Good, you've got my approval. "Beggar," said earnestly.

Wang Xiaofan almost didn't laugh.

Do I need your endorsement as a featured actor?

But he said that kind of thing just now, and Wang Xiaofan couldn't be sarcastic about him.

encountered such a wonderful actor, Wang Xiaofan also thought it was very interesting.

found a garden where no one was around, and sat on a stone bench, Wang Xiaofan was ready to let this actor audition.

"Since you say you're an actor, you have to impress me with your acting skills and your understanding of drama. As a person, what I hate the most is to run a train in my mouth and brag about not making drafts. I'll only give you one chance, okay, you're the lead actor in my new play, no, you get out of me immediately, and don't mention that you're an actor in the future, because you'll tarnish the word. ”

Once he gets to work, the approachable Wang Xiaofan is actually very fierce.

The actor nodded, and said a little excitedly: "That's the best!" ”

After thinking about it for a while, Wang Xiaofan didn't directly ask him to perform, but asked first: "If you meet a drunk beauty on the subway, and she is about to fall asleep to death, at this time, she calls you dear, what will you do?" ”

In fact, this episode often happens in reality, especially in the treasure island of China, where this kind of thing is called "picking up corpses".

That is, to pick up the drunk beauty back, have a good time, and then die and not admit it, anyway, she doesn't know what happened when she was drunk.

"Picking up corpses" is bad enough, but what is even worse is that some people have bad intentions and use drugs to forcibly "pick up corpses".

In other words, the beautiful woman obviously didn't drink alcohol, but some evil people used a special drug that could create the illusion that the beauty was drunk in just a few seconds, and then take it home and do something illegal, which is called "forcibly picking up the corpse".

The actor thought for a moment and replied very seriously: "I think I will hide as far as I can." ”

"Why? Imagine that she is a beautiful woman, and before she falls asleep, she calls you dear, and even if you take her to the hotel to do something shameful, no one will say anything! Wang Xiaofan asked rhetorically.

"I hate women who drink the most, think about it, who would want to do that thing because of the smell of wine! I'm a clean person! The actor replied very seriously.

"What a sling! Only a sling can do this kind of thing! Wang Xiaofan was excited all of a sudden.

"So what would you do? Let that beautiful woman be 'picked up' by others? Wang Xiaofan continued to ask.

The man thought for a moment and said, "I think I might call the police, or find out her family's phone number and ask her family to pick her up." ”

"It's done! You've passed the first level! Let's show off your acting skills! Wang Xiaofan smiled with a smile.

looks ugly, and hangs ~ silk, if the acting skills are good, no...... Even if it's a little worse, it can be used!

Maybe, this guy with a not-so-bright brain can really become the hero of his new film!