Chapter 44: It's really not normal

If you can make your wishes come true, it must be excellent, and everyone is happy to do so, so this idiom will be used as a blessing, but since it is also said to be a blessing, it means that it is not so easy to do.

When he heard Yuki Nagato say that Haruhi Suzumiya was in the original time and space, everything he thought would become a reality, and he was stunned, if he wanted to do anything, he could be anything...... Ahem, the world must be at peace, really.

Maybe it's because of the weakened power, the laws of this time and space don't quite respond to the wishes of Haruhi Suzumiya, and they directly ignore Zhang Xiang's wishes, so no one comes to open the door even if they knock on the door and ring the doorbell.

"Wouldn't it be nice to just open the door and go in." Haruhi Suzumiya, who was already impatient, took out the key given by his senior sister, poked the door open, walked in first, and then turned on the light.

One bedroom, one living room, one kitchen and one bathroom, almost forty square meters, quite an exquisite single apartment. Anyway, the names are all bachelor apartments, but it's really good to be used as a **love hotel, so aren't you afraid of being burned to death by the really single guys next door?

The imaginary depraved men and women should be decadent and unscrupulous, and the room should be messy in line with such a situation, but this apartment is neatly tied, Zhang Xiang can't help but want to take off his shoes when he steps in, if there are slippers that can be changed.

The bedroom door is closed, but it's not locked, and this knock is free, and Haruhi Suzumiya is still in the lead. There was nothing messy in the bedroom, there was no smell, and the senior sister's boyfriend and clothes were lying straight on the bed.

He was still wearing the school uniform of No. 1 Middle School, but his tie was untied, because he couldn't see the age gap even if he was two grades higher. Judging from the length of the lying down, it is taller than Zhang Xiang, and it is also very strong, and Zhang Xiang feels that it belongs to the kind of hateful face, and it is really unreasonable for such a person to find a girlfriend to live with.

"I've slept enough to die." Suzumiya Haruhi walked to the bedside, listening to this tone as if confirming the facts, his home was broken into by someone else and there was no reaction, saying that sleeping like a pig was inadequate.

"The expression is calm and the face is normal." Zhang Xiang walked over and looked at it, put his hand on his forehead first, then probed in front of his nose, and then said: "The body temperature is also normal, and the breathing is stable, so you can be sure that at least you are really alive." ”

It was exactly the same as what the senior sister said, Zhang Xiang patted him on the face, "Senior, get up." There was an earthquake, a fire, and money from the sky. Wow, there's a girl taking a shower in the building opposite...... Yes. ”

Zhang Xiang's voice was raised higher and higher, but the senior still didn't have any reaction, this last "ah" was not to add any momentum, but was kicked away by Haruhi Suzumiya before he finished speaking.

"Can't wake up?" Haruhi Suzumiya frowned and bent down to observe, Zhang Xiang, who fell to the ground, didn't bother to get up, sat directly on the ground and said, "You don't want to draw a turtle on his face, right?" ”

"Your thinking is quite peculiar." Poison Island Tsuneko glanced at him, and on the other side, Haruhi Suzumiya raised his hand and slapped the senior in the face, the force was not great, but there was also a crisp sound.

"I really won't wake up, I really won't wake up." The head of the group's tone sounded quite excited, and with the sound of his voice being slapped in the face with "pop papa", the senior's face quickly turned red.

"You might as well draw a turtle." Zhang Xiang roared as a stop, and did not take the opportunity to bully people like this.

Suzumiya Haruhi threw off his shoes, jumped directly on the almost one-meter-six bed and jumped on it with his hands, even so, the senior didn't seem to be affected in any way, his body was undulating but it was all caused by force, and he didn't move his fingers.

"Is this really sleeping? Why do you say this is happening? Suzumiya Haruhi was also confused, and asked while jumping.

Zhang Xiang looked at her skirt in a daze, why is there no updraft at this time, it's as unscientific as in the anime where she is doing a handstand but the skirt just doesn't slide down.

With a little regret in his heart, Zhang Xiang sighed and said: "I don't know what the situation is, but I know that if we don't wake him up, we will lose our trust, and it is estimated that no one will believe us in the future." ”

"When a person is really asleep and can't wake up, it's just that the external force is not enough." As soon as Poison Island Tsuneko expressed his opinion, the senior was kicked out of bed by Haruhi Suzumiya, and landed next to Zhang Xiang with a "poof", startling him.

"Are you trying to prove that Senko's theory is wrong?" Zhang Xiangyou couldn't help yelling, and after the senior fell to the ground, the whole person was lying on his stomach, and one hand was still pressed under him, so he maintained such a posture.

"I won't wake up much when I fall out of bed, and this kind of Cheng dΓΉ is still not enough." Poison Island seemed to be very persistent, picked up the wooden knife and stabbed it forward, picking the senior's back collar and picking it up directly.

Woman, good arm strength. Zhang Xiang swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and at the same time, Haruhi Suzumiya stood on the bed and kicked the senior desperately, as if he wanted to kick him down.

Poison Island shook his hand, and the senior was thrown back on the bed, and then the wooden knife drew a circle gorgeously in the air, although I don't know what she wants to do, but it's definitely not a good thing, Zhang Xiang hurriedly picked it up and rushed over to stop her waist and hugged her and said, "Senior sister, let's not blacken at this time, okay?" Let's call the police, not only for the sake of seniors, but also for your own good. ”

If you don't die like this, you have to be tossed by them for half your life, compared to not knowing why you sleep so long and die so much, meeting them is probably the biggest tragedy.

"His number jΓΉ is being replaced." Nagato Yuki, who had almost been forgotten, suddenly spoke, Zhang Xiang thought he had heard it wrong, and turned his head and asked, "What did you say?" ”

"I can feel that in the architecture of this plane, the number jΓΉ that originally belonged to him is being replaced." Nagato Yuki continued to explain, but Zhang Xiang still didn't understand.

"Stupid, how long are you going to hug it?" Haruhi Suzumiya jumped down, grabbed Zhang Xiang's collar, and dragged him away from Poison Island Tsuneko.

"Ahem, the main thing is that I'm a little stunned." Zhang Xiang coughed dryly, and then said with a stern face: "In other words, the current situation of this senior is not suffering from a strange disease, but he is still looking for the right one than calling 120 to find us, right?" ”

After Zhang Xiang let go of his hand, Poison Island took back the carpenter's hand, and her chest swayed a few more times, and she deliberately pushed forward, definitely showing off, Suzumiya Haruhi twisted her head with her hands and hummed.

"Ahem, Yuki you go on." Zhang Xiang coughed dryly twice, but Nagato Yuki did not respond, saying that he had finished speaking.

Da Meng God, can't you help at this time?