If you want to be in the limelight, the best way is to make yourself different, Zhang Xiang also feels that this sentence is the truth, so on the street where everyone is well-dressed, if anyone strips naked and runs naked, no matter how ugly the person is, the return rate is also leveraged.

It's a good way to do the opposite, but it's not absolutely effective, Zhang Xiang feels that Wang Xiaoming has missed one point, that is, if there are too many people competing for the table, the quiet pretending in the corner will only be ignored, and standing up and beating all opponents is obviously the best choice.

There are already too many people around the cool palace spring, she can't even see these, how can she find that Wang Xiaoming is quietly pretending? If she was annoyed by these pestering people, it might be possible, but she didn't refuse to come.

"So I think you should go get a number, maybe you'll be the next one to be shaken." When Zhang Xiang told Wang Xiaoming this, this guy had already retreated.

There is no other reason.,In a short period of time, Haruhi Suzumiya has changed countless boyfriends.,According to the incomplete statistics of the roadside society.,This number jù is thirty-eight.,On average, it's 4 a day.。 75, the longest is no more than a day, and the shortest is less than three minutes, which is equivalent to just agreeing to pursue it, and turning around and proposing to break up.

I don't know what the sad buddy is like to fall from heaven to hell so quickly, maybe you can apply for a Guinness World Record, the shortest time in the world to be dumped by a girlfriend. This is also the reason why Wang Xiaoming retreated, he did not think he could break the record of one day.

Although this guy is obscene and dirty, he still knows himself very clearly.

A beautiful girl transfer student from Japan, this name is enough to make Suzumiya Haruhi the focus of attention, plus such a style is tantamount to adding fuel to the fire, she is in the limelight for a while, but the reputation is getting worse and worse.

"I said, how do you let those boys line up to get the number, it turns out that I made up my mind to divide the rain and dew evenly from the beginning. Well, in fact, objectively speaking, the approach is still desirable, everyone is given the opportunity, and every suitor is treated fairly and justly. ”

Zhang Xiang talked to Haruhi Suzumiya again, when did this habit form? Looking back, he actually had no concept of preparation, perhaps from the first time he found that talking to Haruhi Suzumiya could temporarily divert Haruhi's attention, and he wouldn't be stared at so uncomfortable.

Sometimes, though, it's like flipping a coin, half the chance. A chance is better than nothing, and half the chance is already high.

Of course, this refers to the probability of success each call, and if it is the ratio of the number of calls to the number of successes, it is very small. Fortunately, Zhang Xiang is a very tenacious person, and he did not calculate this probability, and only two options appeared in his brain every time he talked: she would ignore me and she would continue to stare at me.

This time Haruhi Suzumiya obviously chose the latter, she lay on the table with her whole face buried in her arms, only the hairband was facing Zhang Xiang. In fact, for a certain kind of Cheng dù, this can be regarded as a kind of success.

I don't remember which teacher said in the guest hall that the odds of not daring are small, and the more times you try, the more likely you are to succeed, so Zhang Xiang continued: "Okay, I think you didn't think about it that much, the reason why they lined up for you to choose was mainly to find the most suitable one, right?" ”

"But in that case, why don't you turn around and get rid of others after agreeing to them, and don't just say yes soon?"

"How do you know if he's funny if you don't try it?" Haruhi Suzumiya responded, but continued to lie down and raise his head every time.

"So you're just looking for someone interesting? Then I'm sorry to tell you, this world is so boring. "Zhang Xiang seems to have been given by the love of Haruhi in the cool palace.

Many times, he does find the world quite boring, especially when he comes home alone and has nothing to do.

Haruhi Suzumiya twisted his head and revealed half of his face, and then said: "I thought that I would meet a lot of interesting people when I came to another time and space, who knew that the **** people in another time and space were no different from the original Japan, and the boys were all boring guys." Do they have nothing on their minds other than dating, watching movies, and opening a house? ”

"Walking into the hotel together after nightfall is not in vain, this is what Wang Xiaoming said."

"It's a shame that I'm still looking forward to another time and space, and it's all boring guys, giving me hope and planning it myself, why do I have to go through this kind of thing? It's better to let me stay in my own space, it's all the same boring anyway. "Suzumiya Haruhi has been chattering and complaining.

Some people say that the longer you indulge in your own world, the more you will feel out of place in the outside world, and the more you will indulge in this thing, which is really a terrible vicious circle. Zhang Xiang couldn't help but knock on Haruhi Suzumiya's desk, "Hey, it's really time for you to go back to the real world." ”

"Well, I shouldn't have expected it from the beginning, mainly because it's so exciting to be able to come to another plane, and I thought that every person in another time and space would be very interesting......"

Haruhi Lianggong was still sighing, and it seemed that he hadn't heard Zhang Xiang's words at all. Forget it, it's better not to treat it, Zhang Xiang turned his head and came back, just let her complain like this.

"Annoying, annoying, annoying, annoying, ......" Haruhi Suzumiya behind suddenly raised his voice, Zhang Xiang made up his mind to ignore her, but suddenly felt that the back collar was pulled hard, and the whole person was dragged backwards.

"Dang" hit the back desk first, and then the whole person fell to the ground in all directions, and what he saw was the pale yellow fat in the Suzumiya Kasuga school skirt. Then Haruhi Suzumiya stood up and dragged him out by the collar of his back.

Although Zhang Xiang was a little thin because of malnutrition, he was more than fifty kilograms, but it was not difficult for Haruhi Suzumiya to drag him at all, and he would soon have to walk out of the classroom through the back door.

"What are you doing? It's still in class. Under everyone's gaze, Zhang Xiang couldn't help but shout.

"Whether it's a different time and space or the original world, it's better to follow the original rhythm." Haruhi Suzumiya was still talking to himself, and then dragged Zhang Xiang out without stopping, and the teacher was completely ignored.

After coming to the aisle, Lianggong Haruhi finally survived, and Zhang Xiang was finally able to get up, patted the body and said weakly: "Which tendon are you tying up wrong, where did you put the teacher?" ”

Haruhi Suzumiya stared at him again and said, "Where is the club room?" It's been a while since the first middle school started, have you joined any club? ”

"Did you listen to me?" Zhang Xiang raised the volume a bit.

Haruhi Suzumiya dragged Zhang Xiang's tie and said, "It doesn't matter if you join, you can apply for withdrawal immediately, and you will be a member of the SOS group in the future." ”

Zhang Xiang was very depressed, very depressed, and walked with a hunched back like this. This is the most unsuccessful time to talk to the second disease in the cool palace, I knew that it should be stopped, in fact, she was lying on the table depressed, and no longer staring at herself was the best solution, why was she stupid at that time?

"There are no clubs in our school, let alone club rooms. I guarantee that not only the first middle school, but also the vast majority of high schools in the entire **** do not have such a thing, and even the school uniforms on our bodies are already very breakthrough. ”

Boys' suits and ties, girls' sailor uniforms, school uniforms like sailors' uniforms, and school uniforms like No. 1 Middle School are also rare in the country. This is already a remarkable breakthrough, don't expect there to be club activities.

"But I've seen something like this before." Haruhi Tsuyoya directly dragged Zhang Xiang out of the teaching building, came to a building not far from the teacher's apartment, pointed and said, "This is it." ”

"It's a dormitory, it's a dormitory." I guess Japanese high school students don't have the concept of living on campus, but Haruhi Suzumiya doesn't even know about it.

"Student dormitories? But I've looked at it, and the two floors on the fourth and fifth floors are almost empty. Haruhi Suzumiya let go of Zhang Xiang, touched his chin and thought about it, and then said: "Since there is no club activity room, there is no way, and the dormitory does not matter, this is the new activity room of our SOS group." ”

In the spare time of No. 1 Middle School, it is nothing more than playing basketball and football if you like sports, and you can go to the library and reading room if you like to read, and then ...... Not anymore. If you don't like any of this, you can just go home.

Zhang Xiang usually plays basketball, or simply sits on the lawn on the edge of the sports field and talks nonsense with others, mainly listening to all kinds of meat jokes told by filthy guys like Wang Xiaoming. Club activities or something, never thought about it.

The student dormitory of No. 1 Middle School is for students who are far away from home, but now I don't know why there are fewer and fewer students who need dormitories, so a large part of them are vacant.

Seeing the familiar appearance of the cool palace spring light car, it is estimated that there is no less stepping on this time, and it was decided to set up a club activity room, and then pulled Zhang Xiang down the stairs to the fifth floor, and then chose a pleasing position (room 612 on the far right side), and directly raised his foot to kick the door open.

"This is it, SOS's new activity room." Suzumiya Haruhi proudly announced.

"It's not up to you, okay?" Zhang Xiang was out of breath and almost collapsed on the ground, running up to the sixth floor in one breath is not something that ordinary people can do, and Haruhi Suzumiya is obviously not an ordinary person, her face still does not change and her heart does not beat, it seems that she is not struggling at all.

"Empty is empty anyway, what's the matter." After kicking the door open, Haruhi Suzumiya walked around the dormitory and seemed to be satisfied with it.

It sounds like a bit of a point, but it's not like you can just keep it for yourself if it's idle, right? Zhang Xiang gave up his plan to persuade Haruhi of Lianggong, and it was obvious that it was useless.