Some staff at the cinema are tearing off the promotional poster for "Flowers of Love" and replacing it with a poster for "My Sassy Girlfriend". Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

Park Zhengnan was anxious when he saw it.

He walked up and asked, "What's the matter with you?" Why did you tear the poster off? ”

Manager Li said that the number of ticket buyers for "Flowers of Love" is too small, and there is no need to open so many halls, one hall is more than enough. There were a lot of people buying tickets for "My Sassy Girlfriend", and they almost got into a fight in the hall just about watching a movie. No, the manager just vacated all these halls for his savage girlfriend. ”

Cui Xuanming was stunned.

Liu Heben was dumbfounded.

Park Zheng's masculine cross-eyed is committed again.

Just said that he could kill Wang Xiaofan once by pomp, but he didn't expect that in less than two minutes, all the rows were taken back by him!

At this time, Manager Li passed by, and Park Zhengnan immediately greeted him and asked, "Manager Li, what are you doing here?" Didn't you say that we would be given 80 percent of the sessions? ”

Manager Li frowned slightly and said, "This is not a special case!" Director Park, you also understand. ”

"Understand? Understand what understands! I robbed my premiere hall, and now I'm robbing the show that originally belonged to me! That's too bullying, isn't it? No, Manager Li, you have to change the number of games for me! ”

Swap back?

You said you would change it back?

And what does that commanding tone mean?

The leader above just gave you some thin noodles and arranged more sessions for you on the first day, what do you want in that tone? Do you really think you're a leader?

"I'm really sorry, Director Park, it's not my own decision, it's the intention of the hospital. If you are not convinced, then call the hospital leader. I don't have time to talk to you here! ”

Manager Li was not polite anymore.

Park Zhengnan immediately realized that his tone was heavy, so he immediately flattered: "Hey, Manager Li, I was not good just now...... Change the number of games today, so what do you think about tomorrow? ”

"In the future, the number of shows will be arranged according to the attendance rate and box office. The hospital is not a charity, and if it doesn't make money, how can it give you a show? Director Park, haven't you always been confident in your talent? If you follow this PK system, you should be happy! Manager Li gloated.

Glad?

Glad you uncle!

Not to mention Wang Xiaofan's films, he has so many brain-dead fans, even if only one of the hundred fans buys a ticket, it is not comparable to himself!

There is no large-scale field to suppress, what will he use to fight Wang Xiaofan?

Manager Li left, but Cui Xuanming was still stunned and said with a smile: "If you rely on strength, it will be easy to do, Wang Xiaofan will lose!" ”

"Lost? Hehe......" Park Zhengnan glanced at Cui Xuanming, pulled Liu Heben and walked out.

Cui Xuanming was still shouting behind: "Director Park, where are you taking Hepburn?" ”

"Go feed her something good."

"Oh! Let her come back sooner! ”

"She can't go back tonight, you can come back to her tomorrow!"

The anger was so big that it was about to explode, and Park Zhengnan no longer hid his relationship with Liu Heben, and dragged her into a hotel and made a good time.

Liu Heben gasped coquettishly, and didn't forget to ask: "Director Park...... Well...... Can we still fight Wang Xiaofan? ”

Park Zhengnan's body was constantly shaking, and he was already sweating profusely: "Resign yourself to fate!" Now we can only pray that Cui Xuanming's kid's movie can suppress Wang Xiaofan's movie. ”

After speaking, Park Zhengnan picked up Liu Heben and started a new round of venting.

……

……

The movie was about to start, and Wang Xiaofan and Warner's employees found a suitable place to sit down.

Because of the timely seizure of the position, Kim Taeyeon and Jessica grabbed the positions on the left and right sides of Wang Xiaofan respectively.

After chatting with the two for a while, the lights in the screening room dimmed, and the audience looked at the big screen in front of them.

I saw the Warner logo on the screen, and after a burst of guitar sound accompanied by a symphony of BGM, a very simple title was printed on the screen - My Sassy Girlfriend.

This beginning is a little scummy, but Wang Xiaofan didn't want to modify it, after all, this movie is attracted by the story, not special effects.

After the subtitles, the big screen darkened again, and then the morning glory played by Cha Tae-hyun appeared.

He stood under a tree and whispered to himself about a girl he had been waiting for for the past two years.

After a few more shots that the audience still can't understand, the feature film finally began.

The screen switched to a photo of a child, this child is extremely cute, and there are teardrops, which is much better than Cha Taehyun's image just now.

At this time, Wang Xiaofan heard someone whispering: "The actor is much more handsome when he was a child than when he grew up, right?" ”

The voiceover began to play, and Cha Tae-hyun's voice rang out: "My parents have always wanted a girl, so they have always taken me as a girl." Until I was seven years old, I always thought I was a girl. Of course, girls, naturally go to the girls' bathroom to take a shower. I thought that as I got older, my little ~chicken~ chicken would get smaller and smaller until it disappeared, but it was the opposite......"

At the beginning and the end, there was laughter in the audience.

What the hell is going to the girls' bathroom to take a shower?

What the hell is the little ~ chicken ~ chicken disappearing?

This is too undisciplined at the beginning, right?!

The movie continued to play, and when it was five minutes later, Wang Xiaofan turned on the night vision function of the see-through eye, and only after looking at the expressions of the people around him did he breathe a sigh of relief.

Everyone has a full sense of anticipation on their faces, and occasionally some young couples whisper something to exchange something, and it seems that everyone recognizes this kind of comedy that is relatively new to this world.

It's time for the subway shot.

Jun Ji-hyun almost fell onto the subway track because he was drunk, and was grabbed and saved by the actor.

At this time, Jun Ji-hyun's slightly drunk little eyes glared like this, and the soft hair on his face and forehead was slightly flirted, looking amorous.

One word - beauty!

Even Kim Tae-yeon couldn't help but exclaim, "Jihyun is so beautiful!" ”

Wang Xiaofan nodded in agreement.

Seventeen-year-old Jun Ji-hyun, both in appearance and figure, is at the peak of his life. In the previous world, when he played "My Love from the Star", although Jun Ji-hyun still played the goddess, he could obviously see some old state.

Jun Ji Hyun at this time still has some baby fat, and Jun Ji Hyun in the Cheon Song Yi period already has forehead tattoos.

Looking at Jun Ji-hyun sitting in front of him, Wang Xiaofan had to sigh, time is too cruel, no matter how beautiful you are when you are young, you will still end up wrinkled and full of folds.

"It's okay...... I gave Yang Chan an elixir that can keep her youth forever......" Wang Xiaofan said secretly in his heart.

Suddenly, an uproar and burst of laughter sounded around him, and when Wang Xiaofan looked up, he found that the movie was about to show that Jun Ji-hyun was about to spit out a shot of an uncle wearing a wig.

I saw that the vomit in Jun Ji-hyun's mouth was accumulating more and more, and when the audience thought she was about to vomit......

She actually swallowed it again!

"Drink...... Drink it down......"

"I was still eating popcorn ...... just now"

"I can't stand it! It's so disgusting, why do I still want to laugh! ”

Finally, Jun Ji-hyun vomited!

Spit out the uncle next to him!

Jun Ji-hyun's divine acting skills and Cha Tae-hyun's retching performance all the time made the audience feel as if there was a strong sour smell coming from the screen, and some viewers even ran to the toilet with their mouths covered because they couldn't stand it.

Kim Taeyeon and Jessica also covered their mouths, poked Wang Xiaofan and asked with an uncomfortable face: "Xiaofan oppa, how did you shoot today?" Is that vomit supposed to be real? ”

At this time, Jun Ji-hyun turned his head and smiled slightly: "Of course it's true!" I was throwing up! Like this...... vomit ~~~~"

"Don't listen to her nonsense, I just let her take a big mouthful of porridge at that time, how can it be really vomiting?" Wang Xiaofan said speechlessly.

The movie continued, and the audience in the movie hall was getting more and more aggressive, and every once in a while there would erupt in laughter like a tsunami.

When the audience saw Cha Tae-hyun carrying Jun Ji-hyun out of the subway and thought he would do something out of the ordinary......

This thing actually threw Jun Ji-hyun onto a chair!

"! Sling! ”

"Doomed to be lonely all your life!"

"The beauties are drunk and unconscious, at this time, it should be to strip off their clothes and do a good rhythm! This thing actually threw people away! ”

"Where? You don't want me! I'll pick it up! ”

Later, the behavior of the actor played by Cha Tae-hyun made the audience feel more and more that this is a 24k pure sling!

Everyone came to the hotel on their backs, and their two long legs were clamped, and the thing was unmoved.

The clothes are taken off, the body is washed, and the heroine is standing in front of the heroine, just need to muster up the courage and make a bow to the overlord, and you can easily take away the heroine's chastity, but this thing actually put on the clothes again!

Jessica and Kim Taeyeon also laughed and tears came out.

The further back you go, the more dense the laughter becomes.

Especially the script written by the heroine with her brain, it is even more speechless than Huaxia's Mary Sue and Long Aotianliu!

And the heroine's barbaric behavior is also more and more novel to the audience.

slapped her boyfriend, told her boyfriend's teacher that she was pregnant with her boyfriend's child, forcibly made her boyfriend wear high heels, kicked her boyfriend into the lake, and called the police to put her boyfriend in jail......

What a savage girlfriend this is!

It's obviously a lone star!

After Wang Xiaofan looked around, he whispered to Kim Taeyeon beside him, "Funny, right?" ”

Kim Taeyeon wiped her tears and said, "I'm laughing to death!" ”

The corners of Wang Xiaofan's mouth were slightly upturned, and there was no squeak.

Sample, you laugh, cry for a while!

In the second half of the movie, Lee Kwang-so said excitedly: "Oops, I'm out, I'm out!" ”