"There is no wifi, there is no wifi, there is and durable five cents drops......"

Zhang Xiaobury hummed and sang the crooked song he made up, as soon as he entered the door, he took off his coat and bra~ mask and threw it aside, changed into the bear cloak he wore when he was at home, and didn't eat, he came directly to the computer and pressed the boot button. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Holding a cola in his left hand, he grabbed potato chips and stuffed them into his mouth, how ugly and ugly it was.

No one will know that this school girl with excellent character and learning, and outstanding appearance and figure, will look so sloppy at home.

"Xiao Buri, you should wash your own clothes when you have time." Brother said helplessly.

"Don't!" Xiao Bury decisively chose to refuse.

"That'...... At least the inner and bra~ cover you should wash yourself......"

"It's okay, I don't think my brother's hands are dirty."

"Nima!"

After playing the game online for a while, Zhang Xiaobury felt very bored, so he habitually boarded the barrage network.

This website was her favorite website before, but as the video source became less and less, the up owners withdrew from the site, and Zhang Xiaobury rarely went to this website again.

took a casual look in the animation area, and Zhang Xiaobury found that these videos were still the same as before, and she lost interest all of a sudden.

"Let's go to the original area and take a look, maybe I still have a few of my favorite up masters."

didn't have any hope at all, Xiao Bury went to the original area and glanced at it, but he was directly startled by such a sweep!

"My shampoo? Five...... Five million hits!! ”

Xiao Bury's eyes were about to pop out when he was frightened by this exaggerated number of clicks.

Barala barrage has always been a niche website, as long as the video exceeds 30,000 clicks, it can be pushed to the homepage of the partition, and more than 100,000 clicks can basically be on the top ten of the homepage of the main site.

Million?

Xiao Bury remembers that it seems that since the opening of the bar-la-la barrage network, it has not exceeded three million hits.

"It's definitely a swipe! People are really boring now, and they're about to go out of business, and it's useful to brush clicks! ”

Xiao Bury glanced at the number of collections and barrages in the upper right corner of the video, and the corners of his mouth twitched again.

"A collection of 120,000? 50,000 barrage?!! ”

Now it's good to have 150,000 remaining users on the barrage network, 120,000 collections?

Is this a collection of people all over the site?

And the barrage of 50,000 is too exaggerated!

"It's understandable to brush clicks.,But no one seems to brush the collection and barrage, right? Hey, no matter, let's take a look first. ”

With a hint of curiosity, Xiao Bury clicked on this video called "My Shampoo".

At the beginning, Jackie Chan kept smiling and shaking his head, and his expression was cute!

The scene of hair fluttering was repeated repeatedly, causing an inexplicable sense of joy.

There are so many barrages that you can't even see the picture clearly!

"Before I opened my mouth, I knelt!"

"Mom asked me why I was kneeling and watching the video."

"It's late, I can't get out!"

"Mystery laughs!"

Looking at such a thick barrage comment, Zhang Xiaobury became even more curious.

The prelude to "My Skateboarding Shoes" ended, and the lines of the familiar Overlord shampoo spat out of Jackie Chan's mouth......

However, the more I listened, the more I felt that it was wrong!

"When I first found out I was going to shoot a shampoo commercial,

Actually, I am, I refuse.

I told the director, I refused, because,

Actually, I don't have hair at all......

Ahh~~~~~~h

A mouthful of Coke is squirting on the computer screen!

Jackie Chan only sang two sentences, and Xiao Bury burst into tears!

Quickly pressed the pause button, Xiao Bury brought toilet paper, and wiped the computer screen while laughing uncontrollably.

Because of the lessons from the past, when Xiao Bury watched it again, he directly threw the Coke aside.

"The director told me that after filming, add stunts,

The hair is dark, shiny, and soft.

After adding a month of stunts,

Hair duang~~~~

The screen is full of barrages of "duang"!

directly covered Jackie Chan's face!

Originally, this "duang" on the advertisement was only for a short moment, but this up master named Wang Juchang actually frantically stretched and amplified this tone infinitely!

The consequence is to directly make Xiao Bury laugh wildly, and frantically brush the barrage of "duang" with everyone!

"The screen is full!"

"Look at it once and laugh crazy once!"

"I sprayed a screen of rice!"

"I was completely adored by Uncle Long! Come, let's have a good time! ”

The barrage is growing rapidly at a speed visible to the naked eye, and Xiao Bury feels that he really can't get out, and he is completely brainwashed by this song.

"And then I passed by and knew that they were,

It's fake, it's chemical,

I'm now, every day,

plus stunts,

Add stunts, hair,

duang~duang~duang~

……

……

My shampoo stunt stunt plus stunt,

When I took it, I didn't have any hair at all.

Fake fake, my hair, is fake,

There is no such thing as a Chinese herbal ingredient.

……

……

It's a stunt of the hair,

is a chemical component,

Is the hair of the stunt,

jet-black and thick,

At the time of shooting,

duang~

duang~~~~

The whole song that spoofs the overlord shampoo advertisement is so funny!

Xiao Bury can't take care of himself when he laughs with his stomach!

thought it would be over, but in the last few seconds, the picture was everything, Jackie Chan danced his sword, brushed his hair at the camera and sang very confidently: "Overlord shampoo...... To be a good man, you have to be self-reliant every day, a hot-blooded man, more ~ duang than ~ too ~ yang ~ duang ~~~~~"

When the last word "duang" came out, the screen was full of Jackie Chan waving his little hands and making duang gestures.

The barrage comment blew up directly!!

"What the hell is more dunang than the sun! Poof~~~~"

"My mask is cracked when I laugh!"

"It's over, I actually think this song is quite emotional!"

"Demonic duang~~~"

"Big brother deserves to be big brother, his expression is in place, 233333"

Xiao Bury watched it three times in a loop, and every time I watched it, I laughed crazy!

After reading it, it took a long time to ease up, and when Xiao Bury wanted to throw coins, he saw the number of coins as high as 200,000, and she was directly paralyzed by laughter just now!

200,000 coins!

Each account can only save a few coins per day!

Did everyone smash all the coins they had saved in their lives to this up master named Wang Juchang?

Coins don't need money!

After throwing coins and counting the collection, there is a feeling of unfinished business.

clicked on the comment area, and Xiao Bury was once again defeated by the comments of netizens.

Everyone is imitating the advertising slogan of the Overlord shampoo, swiping through the comments!