Chapter 115: Impostors
"You, who the hell are you?" The boss looked at Li Ziming in horror.
"Oh, that's what you call a credential?" Li Ziming didn't pay attention to the boss's words, "That means that as long as I hold this thing, I can join the Straw Hats?" ”
"Boy, I tell you, I know the Straw Hats, be careful that I can't let you eat and walk around!" The boss said sharply.
"Ha, yes, but why don't I, the Straw Hats, know that there is an acquaintance like you in our crew?" Li Ziming's words made the boss directly stunned.
"You, you're a member of the Straw Hats......" There was no arrogance in the boss's words, only a thick horror.
"Ha, guess ......," Li Ziming said with a rather wicked taste, "just let me see how those people who pretend to be us are doing, if they look too bad, it's quite unpleasant." ”
"I'm sorry, I, I ......" The boss was now only frightened, afraid that he would be killed.
"Ha, explode......" Li Ziming's left hand was aimed at the boss, "...... It's art, boom! ”
Nothing happened, but the boss was foaming at the mouth.
"Ha, what a cowardly guy......" Li Ziming smiled.
"It's obvious that you're scary, right......" Si looked at Li Ziming funny, "No matter who you are, you'll be scared by you......"
"Yes, I don't think it......" Li Ziming didn't think so, but the smile on his face revealed the smugness in his heart.
"Do you want to check it out, then?" Silk asked, "The one who pretended to be you~"
"Of course I'm going to take a look, I'm idle now anyway, so I should go and relieve my boredom......" Li Ziming shrugged his shoulders indifferently, "And I really want to see who is going to dress up all of us......"
Soon Li Ziming came to the recruitment location of the so-called Straw Hat Regiment.
"This is your regiment?" Silk looked at the scene in front of her in horror.
"How can it be ......" Li Ziming was covered in cold sweat, "Even if these guys are pretending, they don't know how to choose some relatively similar people to pretend, this gap is a little too big......" Li Ziming shook his head helplessly.
Fat Luffy, I don't know where he found a broken straw hat, and next to him is a Nami with a super big face? Frankie looked like he had a lot of tattoos on his head, and the guy who was pretending to be Usopp was almost as good as several Usopps, and there was no one else who was strong.
"55 million, I heard you right......" The so-called Straw Hat Luffy knocked the person in front of him to the ground with a pistol in his hand, "My poster says that the minimum bounty is 70 million!" What a waste of my time, knowing that I am the son of that revolutionary dragon! ”
"Really, who do you think we are, you must know that we are not on the same level as you!" The man posing as Usopp said proudly.
"It's really not a level ......" Li Ziming smiled secretly, you must know that there is no one who dares to do this, it is not easy for only such a person to dare to pretend to be the Straw Hat Regiment among so many people, so Li Ziming has to admit that the other party is already much better than other pirate groups in a sense.
"Frankie, how many people have we hired now?" The man in the straw hat sniffs the man next to him pretending to be Frankie.
"Well, there are already a hundred, and there are three pirates who have been co-opted as a whole, and about ten people have been rewarded......" Fake Frankie reported on the results of the past few days.
"Two of them are newcomers who have recently become famous for killing the navy, the wet haired carib and the blood-spattered corib, the two hundred and one hundred million brother captains, hahaha, these two people can be useful...... "Fake Luffy smirked smugly, "This way we can gather more people, the boss brings wine, and the woman sitting there don't drink quietly alone, come and have a drink with us......"
"No, I'm waiting for a man......" Nami said disinterestedly.
"Haha, wait for the man, I guess the man you are waiting for will be scared to pee directly when he hears the name of the straw hat Luffy......" The fake Usopp laughed.
"I'll say it one last time, you don't cooperate with me in drinking...... Nami was completely impatient, and looked at the woman pretending to be her angrily, her eyes full of unhappiness.
"Hey, what kind of eyes are you, I'm a famous thief cat, do you want to die......" The fake Nami saw Nami's eyes quite unhappy, so she walked over directly, took out a gun from her arms and aimed it at Nami.
"Kill Green Star...... Demon. A huge man-eating flower suddenly appeared, and immediately swallowed Nami in one bite.
"What is this?" The fake Luffy was made unbearable by the vines that grew out.
"Can Miss have a drink with me?" A man with a hat sat down next to Nami, lifting his hat slightly to reveal Usopp's somewhat mature face.
"Usopp!" Nami hugged each other excitedly, "It's getting stronger!" ”
"You've become plumper, too......" Usopp sighed, feeling the softness of the other party.
"What, the man you're waiting for is that rubbish?" Fake Frankie said in surprise.
"You got that?" Nami pointed to the strangely shaped plant.
"I haven't been in a daze with the sea in the past two years, I've gotten out of the weak trio, and I've grown into a warrior at sea who can brave the battle...... Usopp said proudly.
"Hey, boy, what the hell did you do?" Fake Usopp rushed over.
"Huh?" Usopp was visibly taken aback, "Sniper King? ”
"Usopp don't pay attention to him......" Nami pulled Usopp, "Let's get out of this shop, I have something to ask you for......" Namei pulled Usopp and ran out.
"Stop, bastard, who are you old men!" Fake Luffy was furious.
"Okay, okay, boss, let's get everyone out first, and then we'll find those guys......" Li Ziming walked out at the right time and began to help the fake straw hat group solve the problem of plants.
"Yo, who are you?" The fake straw hat looked at Li Ziming suspiciously.
"I'm just a little person......" Li Ziming had a strange smile on his face, "Boss, don't care about those details......"
"Haha, yes, boy, you're promising, you're going to follow me then......" The fake straw hat looked quite smug, "We'll have to catch those two bastards then!" ”
"Yes......" Li Ziming said casually, looking at the direction where Nami and Usopp left and smiled slightly.