【VIP】Chapter 24: I heard that pretending to be a grandfather will cause hemorrhoids
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His little thing's temper is really hard to adjust, and it seems that it will take a little time to lure her home. However, he was not in a hurry. He believed that he would be able to lure him home in his lifetime!
Beiling was bored strolling through the lively street, Nunuzui.
Si Yanlan, Si Yanlan, you said that you are a dignified prince of the twilight, you have to grab a room with a little woman, are you embarrassed?
Bei Ling said dissatisfiedly.
If Mo Ran knew what she was thinking now, she would definitely say: As long as you are still a little woman, if you are a little woman, there will be no man in the world!
Well? Lift your feet, huh? Why can't you walk?
If you continue to lift your feet, how do you feel like you are getting heavier and heavier?
Look down-
Scare?!
Beiling looked down and was stunned.
Do you want to be so scary? Want it to be so weird? Do you want to be so elusive?!
An old man with gray hair was holding her feet tightly and not letting her go.
"I said, dead old man, are you going to worship me as a teacher?" Beiling looked at him with a funny eyebrow.
"Actually, I plan for you to worship me as a teacher." The old man looked up at him with a smile.
Bei Ling sneered: "Worship you as a teacher? Are you telling the latest bad joke? ”
Apprentice? Apprentice? Apprentice?!! She has grown so big, and she has only known a group of perverted instructors in her two lifetimes, and there is no such thing as apprenticeship or anything!
Moreover, she actually wanted to say, you see that you are so old, if one of them dies accidentally, I will still give you funeral expenses, and I will buy you a coffin, what a waste of money.
"What? You stinky girl looks down on me?! The old man jumped up from the ground and said angrily.
This girl, this girl doesn't even know herself. I'm so angry with him! If it weren't for him, she would have died in the Heavenly Domain. This girl didn't thank him for saving his life, but still looked at him with a beggar look. Does he really want to be a beggar? Looks like that?!!
"Old man, it's not that I look down on you, it's that I haven't seen you at all." Bei Ling said coolly.
"Stinky girl, don't you know that you respect the old and love the young?!" The old man was furious.
"Respect the old and love the young? Do you love the young? After Bei Ling asked lightly, he planned to leave here.
"Stinky girl, do you know how many people are crying and begging me to be their mentor, you are good, just the opposite." The old man was not angry, but smiled faintly and continued, "Stinky girl, you are too unconscionable. In vain I stopped you from entering the Heavenly Domain, hmph, and now you are doing this to me! ”
The old man deliberately put on an angry expression.
After his reminder, Beiling remembered something, with an expression of "oh~I know". The old man was ecstatic in his heart, thinking about how to train and train well, this little guy who was about to become his apprentice.
It's a pity that Beiling's production definitely makes people vomit blood three liters-
"So what?" Bei Ling continued to ask coldly, and then hooked her lips, "Did I ask you to say it?" ”
Old man falls! Oh my God, what kind of apprentice did he fall into! How can you be so cold-blooded, so ruthless, and so white-eyed wolf?!!
"Stinky girl, how can you be so ruthless?" The old man began to pretend to be pitiful.
"Stop! What exactly do you want to do? ”
Beiling helplessly supported his forehead. He, how could he only understand the meaning of one word? It's too good to say that the word disrespect for the old is too good.
"Be my apprentice~"
"Reason."
"I've got a crush on you."
"If you fall in love with me, I will be your apprentice, you are still respectful of the old!" Beiling squinted at him.
"What if you are disrespectful to the elderly, as long as you are my apprentice, it doesn't matter if you walk sideways!" He snorted, indicating that he had a lot of power.
"You think I'm a crab?" Beiling poured a basin of cold water very inappropriately.
The old man was embarrassed, and he wanted to say that he really didn't mean that.
Wiping the cold sweat from his head, he continued: "Become my apprentice, and you can be trick-or-treater at will in the Holy Spirit Academy. ”
"Trick-or-treating? You think I'm a monkey? Bei Ling looked at him lightly.
"......" He has nothing to say, why is this little girl's mind so stubborn?
"Well, forget it, I'll ask you to answer. Nod or shake your head. Bei Ling didn't wait for him to agree, and began to ask, "If you see someone who is upset, you will beat whoever you want, and you will be killed?" ”
"Uh-huh. Count me in! He nodded hurriedly.
It's just a dead person, is it important to have his precious apprentices? No, there isn't!
"The Holy Spirit is free for me to go?"
"Uh-huh."
"Can I skip class?"
"Uh-huh."
"I won't be punished if I'm late or leave early?"
"No!" The old man replied magnificently.
Arriving late and leaving early or something, it's not under his control, why did he punish her?
"Okay, old man, you're my master." Beiling's tone was very light and light, and he couldn't hear any excitement or excitement at all.
The old man was puzzled, didn't the master usually choose his apprentice? Why does it feel like an apprentice chooses a master this time? And there is still a taste that if she doesn't teach it well, she is likely to let him fuck off?
"Then, call Master to listen." Bai Mei said flatteringly.
T_T...... It would be strange if that junior brother of his didn't laugh at him if he saw it! He is also one of the best masters in the Xuan Ancient World, but in the end, for such a little apprentice, he accompanied his face to serve. Eh~ But it's worth it! This girl has a bright future, she is by no means a thing in the pool!
Thinking like this, Bai Mei swept away the haze just now and smiled even more heartily.
Hum! That stinky junior brother, don't think that she can be arrogant if she accepts a genius apprentice, look, didn't he also accept a genius among geniuses. Hmph, don't look down on him. Even if he doesn't move, if he moves, he will definitely be a blockbuster!
"Old man." Bei Ling didn't want to give him a good face, and still called him an old man.
"Don't mind, good apprentice, it's okay if you don't call Master Grandpa." Bai Mei is anxious, why is this girl so disrespectful of the old and loves the young?
Beiling smiled playfully and hooked her lips: "Old man, do you know." I heard that pretending to be someone else's grandfather will cause hemorrhoids~! ”
"Stinky girl, who are you scaring about!" Bai Mei glared at him angrily, but still asked cautiously, "That...... Well, you might as well call me Master. ”
"Poof-ha-" Beiling looked at Bai Mei's cautious appearance, and was in a good mood.
She's so cute! She loves it so much!
"Master—you're too ...... It's so cute! Beiling laughed, and her stomach hurt from laughing.
Bai Mei just wanted to say something, but when she heard her beautiful voice of "Master-", all of a sudden all her anger disappeared. Hehe, his good apprentice finally called him Master, haha. Catch Ming'er must take her out to yo-yo, oh, by the way, you must bring the chain, otherwise it is very likely that she will be taken out and she will not be able to bring it back!
[Because the school's damn holiday policy is back late, so, the dust will work hard to update it in the past few days! ] 】