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Above the nine heavens, the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, the Jade Emperor's high seat, and the immortal classes are lined up on both sides, and the atmosphere is a little strange.

"Zhongqing, now in the mundane world, the world is declining, and the people's hearts are not ancient, can you have a good plan?"

It was cold in an instant, and after a long time, the Jade Emperor named him.

"Too white?"

A white-bearded old man knelt down directly: "The minister is incompetent!" ”

"Heavenly King?"

The burly man holding the pagoda suddenly became a little shorter: "The minister can't do it!" ”

"Uh-huh......!"

Wherever the Jade Emperor's eyes passed, everyone retreated.

This man's heart is fiercer than the great sage!

The immortals retreated, and the zodiac signs took care of napping, but they didn't react, and they suddenly became the target of everyone.

Zi Rat, Ugly Cow, Yin Tiger, Mao Rabbit, Chenlong, Si Snake, Wu Ma, Wei Yang, Shen Monkey, You Chicken, Hu Dog, Hai Pig, glanced at each other and smiled bitterly.

The rat with the most ideas stepped forward: "We and the other twelve people are willing to enter the mortal world and educate people's hearts by thunderbolt means!" ”

"Make a big wish, people's hearts are not ancient, I can't wait!"

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"Dear Wukong: I've been living in Heaven for a while......!"

Yao Yu, who had been running in the talent market under the scorching sun for a day, just gasped when he returned to the dormitory, poured a glass of water and was about to drink, when the phone rang.

Hearing the familiar ringtone, he had two big heads.

I held the phone in my hand and looked at it for a long time, but I really didn't want to answer it.

The other party is also very patient, once, twice, three times.

Yao Yu finally picked up the phone.

"Hello, is this Mr. Yao Yu? Your account with the loan number of 12345678 of Zhaolian Financial has matured, and the amount due for the current period is 1,135 yuan, please deposit it into the ...... within three days."

Moments later, the phone hung up, and he walked to the window, bathed in the sun, and reflected on his four years of college life.

"Biology major, high-precision technology didn't learn, so I mixed up with a bachelor's degree. Unfortunately, after his ID card was used by his roommate to make a small loan on campus and took on a debt of more than 200,000 yuan, he ran away, leaving himself alone to repay the money. Put a girl, I thought it was a hundred years of thousands of rivers, thousands of mountains, and one heart, but it turned out that the shelf life was less than 12 months, which was really hard to force Mommy to open the door - hard to get home. ”

Looking at the few pieces of Chairman Mao in his wallet, Yao Yu picked up the water cup and wanted to drink saliva to relieve his anxiety.

Knock, knock, knock! Three rough knocks appeared, followed by a sharp voice in a loud voice: "The surname Yao, don't hide, the old lady sees you back!" Hurry up and open the door! ”

Yao Yu secretly said bitterly, opened the door, with a big waist and a round waist, dressed in pajamas, unkempt, and the landlord Wang Lihua, who was dressed as a charter wife, was crossing her waist with her hands on her waist, holding a cigarette in her mouth, and kicked Yao Yu violently: "The surname Yao, you don't plan to pay this month's rent?" I can't afford to give my wife a fuck! I can't afford to raise a waste person like you! ”

He was annoyed, but when he was under the eaves, he had to bow his head: "Sister Wang, you have one more day of grace, the construction site will pay wages tomorrow, and I will pay you rent as soon as I get it, I have a lot of things, and I can't escape your eyes if I want to sneak away, right?" ”

The age of this charter wife is estimated to be menopause, and when she heard Yao Yu calling her eldest sister, her attitude was somewhat better, "That's, it's a dream to slip away from me!" ”

"Then eldest sister, do you have grace? Your great kindness, my Xiaoyao must remember! Yao Yu said with a smile.

Wang Lihua looked Yao Yu up and down, and said: "I said Yao Yu, not that I said you, you are white and tender, you must have good looks, you must have academic qualifications, just don't look at the masters and low, and don't consider the job I introduced?" ”

He smiled wryly, where is the job introduced by the landlord? It's going to a nightclub to work as a waiter! The reason why he is so enthusiastic is because he introduces one person and has a commission! But these words can only be thought about in my heart, Yao Yu said with a smile: "Thank you, eldest sister, I will think about it." ”

"Well, you have to think about it!" Wang Lihua nodded her chin, and said with a very compassionate face: "Then one more day of grace, I will come to collect the money on time tomorrow!" ”

"Nima! It has become a habit for the foreman to be in arrears of wages, and he owes me two months of money for moving bricks, and I don't know if I can get it tomorrow! Yao Yu didn't have any confidence in his heart: "Hey! It's a big deal that I go to the sea to sell my body to pay off my debts, with my appearance and capital, there must still be a certain market. ”

He propped his hands on the windowsill and took a few deep breaths to regulate the desolate aura in his heart.

The bright sunlight outside the window shone on Yao Yu through the small window of the rental room, and a desire to exercise came from his heart.

He came to the horizontal bar of the fitness park on the edge of the pier, stretched out his hands, jumped slightly, held the horizontal bar, and adjusted his posture: the five fingers, including the thumb, were on the upper side of the bar, forming a flat straight line from the back of the hand to the forearm, without a trace of curvature.

PS: This grip may not be used to at first, but after getting used to it, it can protect your wrist from injury and improve your finger strength.

The body remains on the same level plane as the horizontal bar, with no forward and backward displacement.

Slowly exert your hands to tense your abs and glutes, and your body slowly rises and exhales.

As your chest crosses the bar, hold still for a second and feel the latissimus dorsi contract, then slowly descend to the lowest point to complete a standard pull-up.

"Eight!"

"Nine!"

"Ten...... Under! ”

"Whew!"

After stretching his neck, gritting his teeth, and doing ten pull-ups, Yao Yu, who had sore muscles in his hands and back, exhaled a long breath and lay down on the grass on all fours, motionless.

"I haven't exercised for too long and I've been reading novels and playing games for four years in college, and my physical fitness has dropped a lot, and I don't know if I can pass tomorrow's fitness coach interview, and it's not easy to find a job now, if I can be a fitness coach and develop my hobby into a parent, it's not bad!" With a grass in his mouth, he looked at the sky in a daze.

"Help!"

"Help!"

At this moment, there was a sharp cry for help.

Yao Yu got up, turned his head to look, and saw that on the sea dozens of meters away, there was a figure rising and falling.

"Poof!"

Yao Yu jumped into the sea without even having time to take off his clothes, his arms were straight, his palms were together, his latissimus dorsi was stretched back, his waist and abdomen muscles were tense, and his thick legs were suddenly slapped down, and the whole person was like a dolphin paddling a white wave on the water surface, swimming at full speed towards the figure for help dozens of meters away.

Under the action of the strong latissimus dorsi muscles, a fluctuation of butterfly swimming is three to five meters away, and the distance of dozens of meters is crossed by Yao Yu in the blink of an eye.

"I'm still a girl!" He could already see the long flowing hair on the water.

"Huh!"

"What is this?"

When Yao Yu was swimming beside his sister, he suddenly found that the touch of the soles of his feet turned out to be a flat and soft place.

Without thinking much about it, he adjusted his posture to approach from behind, passed his hands under her armpits, and lifted his upper body so that the girl could breathe freely and no longer panic.

"The cost is not small!"

The softness that was inadvertently touched made Yao Yu reverie slightly.

I was about to swim towards the shore, but I found that the soles of my sister's feet were as solid as roots.

He took a deep breath, dived into the water, and when he saw it, he couldn't help but laugh in his heart: "Nima! The sole of her foot is actually a convertible, and what wraps around her ankle is the seat belt in the driver's seat. ”

After Yao Yu unbuckled his seat belt, he dragged his sister and slowly swam towards the shore.

The sky suddenly became overcast, and it was pouring rain.

The waves were big, and after the girl choked a few more mouthfuls of water, she struggled desperately in a panic, and he had no choice but to punch the girl unconscious, and then hold her to swim slowly.

Suddenly, a sharp pain in the left calf came.

"Nima! No warm-up, cramps! Yao Yu secretly said in his heart that it was not good.

He held the girl with one hand to make sure her head could rise to the surface, and the remaining hand and foot paddled desperately.

A few meters after swimming, the muscles of the right calf also twitched.

"Miserable! I also had cramps in my right calf. ”

There was only one hand left to paddle the water, and the waves several meters high were coming, Yao Yu was almost unable to hold on, on the sea, up and down, up and down, ups and downs, and poured into several mouthfuls of salty seawater.

He began to hallucinate in front of his eyes: "How can there be a bright light flying towards him in that rainbow?" ”

Extraterrestrial meteorites? I'm not going to be so decrepit! Yao Yu instinctively wanted to dodge, but in vain.

"Ahh

The palm-sized bright meteorite hit just right, and he subconsciously reached out to block it, and then screamed, only to find that his head didn't hurt at all.

I felt a burst of heat on the palm of my right hand, and then infinite power burst out from my two arms.

Under the survival instinct, Yao Yu didn't have time to think about it, so he used his only remaining hand to hold his breath and paddle desperately.

"It feels good to be down-to-earth!" Moments later, he collapsed on the sand, limp and motionless.

After taking a breath, Yao Yu turned his head to look at the girl who was rescued from the sea by himself.

The facial features are delicate, good-looking, and 100% without makeup.

The figure is not bad, at least the kind with exercise.

"How can you not think of seeking death? If you want to die, you have to drive a convertible, what a loser! He grumbled inwardly.

Yao Yu stood up, pressed the girl's chest a few times, and felt the plump and firm feel, and a large amount of seawater overflowed between the girl's mouth and nose.

After he slapped the girl a few more times, it wasn't until there were red palm prints on both cheeks that the girl woke up in a trance.

"Live well, if you want to die, find a way to protect the environment!" Yao Yu whispered in the girl's ear, and kissed the girl's pink lips when she got up, and collected some interest for saving her life.

The girl opened her eyes and glanced at Yao Yu, and wanted to speak, but she didn't have any strength in her body.

"Hurry, hurry! Take the drowning person to the hospital for rescue! ”

At this time, the coastal lifeguard team also came to the scene, and after checking the drowning person's condition, he was sent to the hospital for rescue as soon as possible.

Yao Yu regained some strength slightly, because of the strange situation just now, he was afraid of being pulled to the slice for research, so he didn't dare to make a noise and quietly slipped away.

"I was hit by a meteorite, why didn't I feel it?"

Yao Yu, who returned to the villager's house in the city, was still puzzled.

"When I was in the sea before, I felt like I was about to lose my strength, how could I suddenly feel like a drug, and then I was full of strength?"

"Could it be the reason for the strange meteorite, but where did the meteorite go?" He examined his entire body and found that there was not even a small wound, let alone a meteorite.

In the end, Yao Yu turned over the palm of his right hand and looked at it, stunned.

There is a three-dimensional, quaint altar tattoo in the palm of the palm, and I don't know when it appeared in the palm of my right hand.

The altar is a polygonal with a total of twelve horns, each of which has a lifelike sculpture of an animal.

"Rat, cow, tiger, rabbit, dragon, snake, horse, sheep, monkey, chicken, dog, pig, zodiac!"

Yao Yu identified the past one by one: "What is this altar tattoo?" ”

As his mind turned, a faint red light suddenly flashed on the beard of the rat beast head in the northeast corner of the altar.

A warm current emerged from the palm of the hand, transmitted along the vascular nerves to the whole body, and a message appeared in the mind: "Zodiac Altar: Reward the good and punish the evil, perform thunderbolt means, absorb the positive energy of the world, transform it into wishing power, and have infinite uses!" ”