Chapter 246: The Gravitational Pull of the Toilet
Today's third update, starting to make up for the chapters owed yesterday.
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As mentioned above, on the way back to Qiongyu County from the Qingming Ancient Jade Mine, Qiong Yao's Assassin Shi Ke Jiu Bedu was ambushed by Seiya, the 'Golden Guard' of the Ring Palace, and an arrow pierced through his body and killed him. After being sent back to the Assassin's Mansion, he finally woke up, but he no longer had the strength and spirit to deploy and defend many matters of the Tianming Miao Year Ceremony.
Later, the old man saw that the seventeenth brother Ke Jiu Qingshui and Yu Niang were also arranged in an orderly manner, so he let them deal with it and no longer worry about it, after all, the old man of the assassin Shi was shot by Seiya's desperate arrow, and his old heart was almost gone, and it was unrealistic for him to 'worry' again.
After seeing that everything was arranged, Ke Jiu Bedu was relieved not to go down to the situation of Yunling Village's 'conscientious' house, and it happened that there was a letter sent by the ghost mother-in-law to greet him, so he led a team of people to rush over at night.
Ke Jiu Bedu arrived a little earlier than Zhifeng, and Ting Moyu of the Qinghai Ting family and Chen Xiao of the Dazhi General's Mansion also faced each other, and everyone met like this, which can be regarded as a deeper understanding of the current situation.
Before Zhifeng came back, Ke Jiubedu was disturbed by a secret letter sent by his subordinates, and went to interrogate the details, so he missed the first time to meet Zhifeng.
Seeing Ke Jiu Bedu behaving like this now, Zhifeng was a little surprised.
"Lord Thorn, you are..."
"I was ambushed by a thief and was wounded by an arrow, hehe, it's not in the way, the old man has a big life, and he can't die!"
Although Ke Jiu Bedu is vain and swaying, his momentum is still very heroic, Zhifeng looked at it and secretly praised it in his heart, you look at Ke Jiu Bedu, this is the old and strong old Huang Zhong.
The greetings have passed, Ke Jiu Bedu approached Zhifeng, "I heard that the son was captured by the demons of the Ring Palace, come and come, let the old man see, is the son still okay?" ”
As he spoke, Ke Jiu Bedu stretched out his hands and directly grabbed Zhifeng's palm.
When everyone saw it, they were a little surprised, this, when did Lord Thorn Shi and Gongzi Zhifeng become so familiar, could it be that the two have already had a lifelong friendship?
Zhifeng is also a little confused, through this world for a few years, Zhifeng is still clear about the troubled times of the contemporary Five Kingdoms, the etiquette between people, if it is not for the relationship and friendship, it is easy not to directly grab the other party's body.
So at this time, Ke Jiu Bedu's move surprised several parties present.
However, since Lord Thorn Shi came up, Zhifeng couldn't pretend to be stupid and lost his manners, so he grabbed Ke Jiu Bedu's rough big hand and shook it, and said in his mouth at the same time, "Many... Thank you, adults care, the kid is ashamed! ”
Just as the two of them made a mistake, Zhifeng suddenly felt a paper ball stuffed from Ke Jiu Bedu's hand, clinging to his heart.
What the heck?
Zhifeng's heart moved, and he realized that there were some hidden secrets that were not easy to say in public, and they must have appeared.
The two of them chatted a few more words, and finally sat down separately.
Then everyone began to discuss the various matters that need to be deployed, prevented, and paid attention to at today's Miao Year ceremony, and some effective conclusions were drawn.
It's just that everyone seems to have a tacit understanding, and they don't discuss some rather sensitive topics, after all, what is the role of the two factions represented by Chen Xiao and Ting Moyu in today's Miao Year Ceremony, and whether they really came to help the Dragon Clan as they said, no one can be sure.
Gradually, Zhifeng became a little impatient.
Young Master Zhi understands that since Ke Jiu Bedu passed the news to himself as soon as they met, he couldn't even wait to find a suitable opportunity to be alone later, so he directly secretly handed over the news in public, if the matter was not urgent, who would do it?
I have a paper ball in my hand, but I can't look at it, this feeling is really helpless.
Zhifeng suddenly poured a sip of tea, suddenly frowned, and made a painful look...
"That, mother-in-law, everyone, I suddenly feel anxious in my body, but I need to go to the toilet for convenience."
Zhifeng seemed to be a little embarrassed and embarrassed, but the expression was just right.
Ke Jiu, the only one who understands the inside story, saw it, and scolded in his heart, you kid, you are so dirty when you find reasons and excuses, hehe, where is there a bit of a reckless young talent in the rivers and lakes?
"Retire, retire, Haihan, Haihan."
Zhifeng looked pained, bent over to cover his lower abdomen, grabbed a subordinate, and went straight to the nearby clean room.
This little episode made the ghost mother-in-law and others feel quite helpless, after all, people have three urgency, and they can't always pull a pants and pee a crotch in the way.
Most of the people present had similar thoughts to the ghost mother-in-law, and they didn't take it to heart, after all, this was just a tidbit.
Only Ting's Mo Yu looked at Zhifeng's staggering and fiery posture, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he sneered, as if he saw something.
"Mother-in-law, Mo Yu is also feeling a little uncomfortable in her abdomen, why don't we rest for a while, and then discuss it after everyone is convenient?"
Ting Moyu even put on a posture of going to the toilet and said this.
This time, not only was the ghost mother-in-law stunned, but even Chen Xiao was a little confused, why in an instant, the little brother and several of them were in love with the thatched house, could it be that it was very sweet there, and it would make people appetite a lot if they went there?
Chen Xiao looked at the direction in which Ting Moyu got up, gave a salute, turned around, and Shi Shiran walked out, and suddenly his heart moved, and then he also got up and said, "Mother-in-law, I was injured by the 'Demon Heaven Servant' Wan Qiyao, and then I was rescued by my mother-in-law, but now my body suddenly feels a little uncomfortable, if I wait to rest and rest for the time being, then what, Chen Xiao, I also have to go out." ”
What's going on here, and what do you mean?
The ghost mother-in-law can't understand it at all, these three obviously haven't crossed paths before, and even the forces represented by Chen Xiao and Ting Moyu still have some old grudges, these two seem to be resentful of each other, why is it surprisingly unanimous to ask for rest this time?
"Dare to ask General Chen Xiao, where are you not feeling well? Where is this heading? After all, Yue Nanyun was a scholar, and his mind was very real, so he didn't think much about it, so he opened his mouth and asked.
"This," Chen Xiao was speechless, and continued to say something urgent, complimentary, it seemed a bit too much of a coincidence, "What, to make Mr. Yue laugh, Chen Xiao, hehe, but hemorrhoids attacked, this is to go to the clean room to deal with it, deal with one or two!" ”
Ghost Mother-in-law, "..."
The goddess Yan'er is a little embarrassed.
Long Mu and Cui Niang glanced at each other, Cui Niang made a look, Long Mu confessed, and followed Chen Xiao's figure to the nearby clean room.
That's not all, I don't know when I got into the room, Brother Dugu Forgetful, it seems that he also wants to join in the fun and join everyone, to observe how people give medicine to hemorrhoids, or how the brothers are shhh
"Bedo, look, this, this? …”
When the house was empty, the ghost mother-in-law looked at the few people who remained present in a daze, Cui Niang, Yan'er, and a half-disabled old Han Ke Jiu Bedu, completely speechless!