Chapter 236: The Miraculous Existence of Life
Jiang Yan had already known Huang Jiji's stupidity, but it wasn't until this moment that Jiang Yan knew that he still underestimated the degree of his brain damage, just like this, no wonder he would be deceived like this!
was sold and helped others count the money, Jiang Yan felt that this sentence was tailor-made for Huang Jiji!
"Stupid!" Looking at Huang Jiji, who still had the face to ask for money, Jiang Yan reluctantly said a fact! Yes, this is definitely a fact, and no longer a curse!
"How do you curse? If you lose a bet, you will curse, it's too tasteless! Hearing Jiang Yan scolding himself, Huang Jiji was just about to fight back, and the fox spirit who hugged him preemptively maintained Huang Jiji, "My husband should take the money if he wins, and if he loses, do you want to admit it." Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info”
Glancing at the vixen, Jiang Yan felt a disgusting feeling! Holding back his vomit, he turned his face: "You put on your clothes first and talk, it's disgusting to look like this!" For this kind of person, Jiang Yan doesn't think it's necessary to save her face, she doesn't even have a shame for herself, does she still point to others to give her face?
Listening to Jiang Yan's words, Huang Jiji hugged Hu Lijing in his arms. "Why, didn't Jiang Da Tuhao say it was quite atmospheric before? Want to regret it now? So many people can testify, have you repented? ”
"Huh!" Jiang Yan sneered, "Do you think you won?" ”
"How not? She said that she loves me, even if I am a migrant worker! Didn't I win, did you win? Huang Jiji felt that Jiang Yan must be stupid, didn't he hear Hu Lijing say such a thing in person?
Jiang Yan: "......"
Baoqiang: "......"
Onlookers: "......"
At this moment, everyone has such an idea in their hearts, this is how brain-dead can have this kind of cognition?
Then Jiang Yan's words gave them the answer, looking at Huang Jiji, Jiang Yan said sincerely: "I'll give you a piece of advice, you'd better go home and ask your mother a question!" ”
"What?" Huang Jiji asked.
"You can ask your mother, did she throw away the baby and raise the placenta after giving birth?" Jiang Yan swore that this was really a question he wanted to know, and it was definitely not hurting Huang Jiji. This product doesn't look like a person's IQ no matter how you look at it! Can this IQ reach zero at its upper limit?
"Poof!" Jiang Yan asked a very serious question, which amused the onlookers.
"Oops Nima! It's so funny, it's worthy of Jiang Yan, did Nima throw the baby away and raise the placenta when she gave birth! This problem Nima is absolutely amazing! ”
"Aha! It's too much of a cola, placenta! I said, how can this thing be brain-dead like this, it turns out that it was raised by the placenta! Then it's no wonder! ”
"Look at that kind of IQ doesn't look like a person with a brain!"
Looking at these laughing people, Jiang Yan blinked innocently: "Isn't this a joke?" What do you enjoy? I'm telling the truth! ”
"Poof! Hahahaha! ”
"Emma! No more! Let me laugh for five minutes! ”
"This Nima is much more lively than any TV series!"
"Isn't this really Jiang Yan's cross talk special?"
Hearing Jiang Yan's words and looking at his innocent eyes, everyone laughed even more happily!
Get! Just laugh and laugh! Anyway, I can't care if people laugh or not!
However, just when such a thought flashed in Jiang Yan's heart, Huang Jiji's words made Jiang Yan unable to hold back any longer: "Throw the baby away and raise the placenta?" Huang Jiji repeated this sentence in his mouth, and then said with a straight face, "Impossible! My mother gave birth to me, and it is impossible for our family to have a child if the conditions are so poor! ”
Burst~!
This time, Jiang Yan couldn't hold back any longer! What kind of IQ is this idiot!
"Aha! This stupid guy is even more funny, Nima will give birth to you! Ha ha! This answer lit up! ”
"Stupid, Jiang Yan is the one who asks!".
"It's because I gave birth to you that this question has more connotation!"
"Nima did throw away the baby and raise the placenta when she gave birth to you, so you will be so brainless when the placenta develops!"
After laughing for a while, Jiang Yan put away his smile, looked at Huang Jiji and said, "Do you really think this woman really loves you?" ”
"Definitely! What she said in person can be fake? "Huang Jiji swears!
"Huh! If you say it yourself, you won't lie? Jiang Yan was desperate to save Huang Jiji's IQ, "Then you still said so many nonsense before?" ”
Huang Jiji was speechless, and after being silent for a while, he quibbled: "No! It's different, I lied for a reason, but I'm sure she won't lie to me, she won't lie! ”
"......" Jiang Yan suddenly had an urge not to talk to this brain-wreck, as the saying goes, never reason with a fool, because he will first lower your IQ to the same level as him, and then use his rich experience to defeat you! Jiang Yan felt that this was the situation he was encountering now! Fortunately, although he met a fool, his IQ was not lowered by him, otherwise Jiang Yan would really suspect that he would have really given Huang Jiji the money if he was infected with brain damage!
"It's okay if I give you money!" Jiang Yan, who was helpless, didn't want to continue this boring game with Huang Jiji, and said lightly to Huang Jiji, "But I have one condition!" ”
"Conditions?" As soon as he heard that Jiang Yan was going to give money, Huang Jiji was happy, and with money, he could buy Hu Lijing everything she wanted! Before, she wanted to compensate her for what she owed if she couldn't afford it!
"Well, just one condition, if you can do it, I'll give you money!" Jiang Yan emphasized, "If you can't do it, then you won't get a penny!" ”
"What conditions, you say!" Huang Jiji nodded, after all, you can take a lot of money for nothing, and it is acceptable to have restrictions.
Jiang Yan nodded: "My condition is you, the money I gave you, you can't spend a cent on this woman, otherwise you will return double the money I gave you!" ”
Hearing Jiang Yan's conditions, Huang Jiji was stunned! I asked for money just to spend it for Hu Lijing, if I couldn't spend a penny on her, then why did I ask for money?
So Huang Jiji's first reaction was no, this condition can't be agreed!
"Nope! No, you can change the conditions! Huang Jiji refused.
"Don't say yes? Then I won't give you money! After all, I'm not sure if this woman is with you for the money! If she really didn't give you a penny for money, she wouldn't leave you even if you didn't spend a penny on her! Otherwise, you lose, and you won't get my money! ”
Hearing Jiang Yan's words, Huang Jiji thought about it, even if she didn't spend money on Hu Lijing, she loved me so much and wouldn't leave me, I could take this money to do business first, and then give it to her when I made money! Thinking of this, Huang Jiji is ready to agree!
"Good! I agree! Huang Jiji nodded at Jiang Yan.