Accidentally, I bumped into this product on the street!

The most hated absurdity, under the disgust of his heart, Liu Zuochen's five fingers let go in a panic, and the fat man was unsteady on his feet, and then staggered back two steps, "Poof!" He fell to the ground with a thud. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

He was scared! Knowing that I am Yan Gongzi, he is scared! Squatting on the ground, howling like a pig, "Murder, there are gangsters in the street!" ”

The purpose is self-evident! Don't let these two outlanders run away.

Liu Zuochen, who was stunned, couldn't smile bitterly, this dignified prefect had a general expression, full of street gangsters, but he was less ruthless, screaming, and he was not afraid to let the pedestrians on the street see the jokes, no wonder he and his concubine were hung in the city for a short time before they showed up in the court.

No shame! Perhaps, people like him are not born with long skin.

"Turtle Sun! You're in trouble, you're in trouble! Pointing his finger, he raised his chin vigorously and tried his best to show his majesty, "There is a kind of don't go, see how Lao Tzu cleans you up!" ”

Can solve it with his own hands, and never quarrel with him!

One sentence and one turtle grandson made Liu Zuochen's heart burn, he grew so big, no one had pointed to the bridge of his nose and insulted him so much.

Walked towards Yan Fat, who was squatting on the ground with his hands behind his back.

"Stop! You turtle grandson, stop it! As he spoke, his heartbeat was so strong that he wanted to come out of his mouth, and he stepped back with his hands and feet, and he was stunned to wipe the bluestone road with his huge buttocks, "I said it was for you to stop!" ”

As he spoke, he already brought out his crying.

"Ouch! You...... You've stepped on my hand......"

"Ah...... I really didn't pay attention!" Smiling maliciously, Liu Zuochen asked suspiciously, "Why did you Yan Gongzi put your hands on the ground, not just a beast and landed on all fours?" ”

Kind-hearted passers-by, worried that Liu Zuochen kicked on the iron plate, were stunned by their singing and amusement, this Yan fat man in addition to causing trouble or causing trouble, and now someone on the street said that he was a beast, and his heart was faintly relieved.

"Hahaha......"

"Brute...... Hehehe......"

Pushing with the other hand vigorously, like a dragonfly shaking a stone pillar, the bean-sized beads of sweat rolled down on the face of the sauce purple, and the pain was also urgent.

Such a beast has little strength, claws are not good and teeth are not sharp, and no one knows if the animal world feels unlucky!

"Poof!" A sullen breath came out, and blood was already visible at the corner of his mouth.

Yan Fatzi has dreamed of marrying dozens of immortals, and he has also dreamed of three thousand beauties in the harem, and he has even dreamed of beating Da Antai with both fists, but he has never dreamed of being stepped on the street and bleeding from the corners of his chest and mouth.

I felt the saltiness in my mouth, and I couldn't believe it until the back of my hand wiped the blood from the corner of my mouth and fell into my eyes.

Bleeding! Yan Fat, who only had this one thought in his mind, couldn't hear the noisy sounds around him with his ears, and his eyes were also dark.

……

When I woke up, I thought to myself, why do I feel refreshed? Why did the villain sit on the chair?

The moment he kicked to the ground, he vaguely remembered that there were countless legs standing on the ground, and only a few of his brothers fell to the ground, and he turned his head hesitantly to take a closer look, and couldn't help but be overjoyed: The savior is here, no matter where you are evil, your cousin will definitely take you in!

"Uncle Cousin......, make the decision for me, this turtle grandson gangster tried to murder ...... on the street"

"Shut up!"

"It's true, in full view of everyone......"

"Shut up! Shut your mouth shut again! ”

Two "stops" in a row, which made Yan Fatzi stunned, it was definitely not like this in the past, he was sitting on the chair by himself, and the other party was lying under the lobby, and his uncle Yuan Yi had never pretended to be colored, and now he is dreaming? However, this dream is even more different from the previous beauties, how can it be compared with it in the lobby?

Hesitantly propped himself up, only to realize that he was lying under the hall, dripping with water, indicating that he was woken up by the official with cold water.

couldn't help but be angry, his own aunt and cousin, the relationship between the two families seemed to be moving in together, so abusive made him unbearable.

"Yuan Yi! Are you crazy old bastard? Dare to treat me like this, see that my Lao Tzu didn't pick your top flower feather afterwards, and went to your prison. ”

With a twitch on his face, Yuan Yi didn't pay attention to his howl like a madman, looked at Liu Zuochen with a smile, and said, "Lord Liu, look, the lower officials will say, this Yan Gongzi must have lost his mind." As he spoke, he pointed at the fat man Yan in the hall, "Isn't this?" To my subordinates, my aunt and cousin are also talking nonsense. ”

Not long after, Yuan Yi and a group of colleagues drank and had nothing to do, and set up a mahjong table again.

Luck, not generally good! The first handful, do the village, the nineth, the right Hu, the mixed color, the big three yuan, the winning card also made the master shout to the lobby, saying that the son of the Yan family was beaten by two strangers on the street.

I have never played such a hand, and it is a little troublesome to calculate the number of fans, so I didn't even have time to collect the money, so I ran to the lobby in a panic.

Is this worth it? The son of the Emperor of the Earth was beaten by someone, on the ground of Huozhou City, who doesn't know that the prefect Zhizhou is his aunt and cousin? And it's an aunt cousin whose relationship is so good that it can't be better! This is not a person's face, Yuan Yi thought at the time.

Which into the thought? Seeing that, when the court horse was standing under the hall with his hands locked by the officials, Yuan Yi still thought he was dazzled, and pretended to dust off his sleeves, "Who is standing in the hall to report his name!" ”

A sentence of Liu Zuochen almost made him fall under the table, and in the panic, he was pulled under the table in shock.

nodded and bowed, apologized and apologized, and almost kowtowed in the hall to apologize! In fact, if there were not many officials present, it was really possible.

Fortunately, Liu Zuochen did not intend to be an enemy of him, and he could not reveal his identity in public, so he went to the state government with the official who was greeted by the "well-wishers". Then, I sat down in the lobby.

"...... you, Lord Liu?!" As if sensing something, Yan Fatzi's body that had just stood up was shaky.

"Liu Zuochen, the court's horse and the waiter of the Ministry of Works, is me." Picking up a thumbs up, Liu Zuochen moved himself arrogantly.

Oh my mother! Secretly, Yan Fatzi secretly hated himself, why did he provoke this evil star with such a short eye, could it be that the road is really narrow? But it's clear that he is the injured party and can't afford to hurt him! Besides, you fucking Yuan Yi have to wake up Lao Tzu with cold water, what kind of heart do you have?!

In front of him, it began to darken again, dizzy and dazed, he didn't have that chest kick, he couldn't pass out in a daze, he couldn't help but be very anxious, he glanced at Yuan Yi who was on the top, got a hint, and threw himself to the ground.

It's fake, I'm afraid of falling and hurting fake!

Of course, he couldn't escape the eyes of Liu Zuochen's master and servant.

"This ...... This product has been crazy for many years, Lord Liu, look at it......"

Yuan Yi's words reached the ears of Yan Fatzi, and he couldn't help but yearn for it, and his madness turned out to be like this, and he fainted to the ground, it turned out to be so happy!

"Crazy? What does it look like? Turning his head, he looked at Wu Liuyi who was standing beside him, and said: "A waste person, dare to despise the court officials, and dare to insult the turtle grandson, I am quite considerate of the patient, you say, the emperor knows, will he promise that someone dares to despise the court concubine?" ”

Of course, he understood what Liu Zuochen meant, Wu Liuyi pretended to be thoughtful, and pinched his forehead, "With a small judgment, he is dead!" ”

"Lord Liu, little... Target...... I don't want to die......" Hearing that he would be executed by the emperor, Yan Fat was so frightened that he got up from the ground, "Look, I stripped off my clothes and hung them on the city tower, and broke my limbs, and I won't ...... with you." Care...... Yes... No...... ...... is not against you."

This goods, frightened and stammering, can still distinguish the improper use of words, it seems that he has also read some poetry books, but it has become a disaster for the neighbors, I really don't know how the saint will feel when he has a spirit in the sky.

"This ......, is it crazy?" disdains Yan Fatzi's groveling appearance, not a man, let alone a bachelor, which makes Wu Liuyi look down on him, watching him kneel on the ground and kowtow like pounding garlic.

Liu Zuochen didn't even look at Yan Fatzi, who was prostrating, and turned his face to look at Yuan Yi, "This, it should be crazy, how can according to him, that Yan Governor's Mansion was hurt by gangsters, and it actually fell on the head of this official!?" ”

With a sigh in his heart, Wu Liuyi secretly blamed himself, and his own words overturned Yan Fatzi's crazy lie, and at the same time, he also acquiesced in the fact that he beat Yan Governor's Stuffy Stick, which is a hundred people in the yamen, but it will have a far-reaching impact. couldn't help but walk quickly to the hall and picked up the fat man Yan, "You dead fat man, you are really crazy!" Dare to scold Liu Juma on the street for being a turtle grandson, and talking nonsense in this yamen hall, how can my son-in-law do this to his colleagues who are officials in the first dynasty? ! Begging! ”

As he spoke, he pushed one knee into the abdomen of the fat man.

"Wow!" There was a sound on the ground, and the wine and food that had not yet been digested in the stomach suddenly sprayed a large piece on the ground.

The fishy smell spread rapidly, making all the officials cover their noses, and Yuan Yi was even more stunned.

At this time, the Huozhou lobby is not your Ministry of Industry Yamen! Besides, what kind of thing is your kid Wu Liuyi, you dare to teach my juniors in the classroom! Thinking to himself, holding back the pungent fishy smell, Yuan Yi said: "The lower officials just said, this kid is crazy, I didn't expect to see him for many days, and there are signs of serious ground......"

"He is talking nonsense...... Lord Liu, Yuan Yi is talking nonsense, I don't have to lose or lose my heart."

"Huh!?"

With a light snort, he almost choked Yan Fatzi to the ground again, knowing what was wrong, and correcting it, "The little one, you don't have to lose your heart, as long as you Lord Liu let go of the little one's life, the little one will know and report it to you." ”

These words made Liu Zuochen feel very heard, Yan Fatzi knew that it must be what he Liu Zuochen didn't know, and he had been kept in the dark for several days, perhaps, this was really a rare breakthrough, thinking about it, he asked playfully: "Very valuable knowledge?" ”