Chapter 130: Tough Phone, Single Old Dog
December 10, 3:45 a.m., Capital International Airport.
In a passenger plane from Tokyo, a young man with long hair, dragging his tired body, looked at the stars covered by the haze in the sky above, sighed slightly, and got off the plane with worry on his face.
It was very windy at the airport, and when the cold wind blew on the man's face, it blew his long flowing hair, revealing a delicate face!
Coupled with the melancholy temperament of worrying about the country and the people that he exudes, he is simply handsome!
Those beautiful cuties who have also just stepped off the plane, each of them can't help but look sideways for them, and use their hair one by one. Chun's eyes looked at the man, and at that moment, many beautiful cuties couldn't help but think of a sentence in their hearts:
"Mo is like a jade, a gentleman is unparalleled!"
But the young man seemed to have long been accustomed to such a look, the corners of his mouth showed an imperceptible arc, stood at the exit of the plane, looked around, and then under the gaze of everyone, he strode off the plane with a melancholy face.
The winter wind howled, blowing the young man's unbuttoned black trench coat, and also blowing the little hearts of many single queens who had not floated for many years at that moment.
The young man frowned, looked up to the sky from time to time and sighed slightly, walked through the airport exit with his head held high, passers-by saw this, and looked sideways, this is a perfect man, first-class temperament, first-class appearance, first-class dress, such a man is simply the most desirable Prince Charming in the hearts of all women!
But maybe they didn't think that when they saw Prince Charming after getting into an Audi A6L that picked him up outside
"Oops, I'm the next Ao! Pretending to be coercive really comes at a price, I'm freezing to death! ”
The driver was a middle-aged man, who scolded with a smile: "You still know that it's cold!" It's okay, who told you not to wear a down jacket, you have to learn what Tang drunk, what kind of windbreaker to wear, this time it was struck by lightning, right? ”
After hearing this, the young man sitting in the passenger seat glared at him fiercely, lit a cigarette by himself, took a deep breath, and said: "You know a fart, Brother Tang's dress reveals that his temperament is coquettish, I am studying, if people don't study, how can they flirt with their sisters!" ”
The middle-aged man seemed to have long been accustomed to the temper of a young man, shook his head helplessly, and said, "I'm afraid you're the only fan of Tang Drunk in the whole country now, right?" ”
"Shit! Brother Tang's fans are all over the country, in our country, wherever you can know Brother Tang, everywhere is Brother Tang's fans, understand? This is Brother Tang's coquettishness, a coquettish that no one can learn. The young man retorted.
"That was before, not now." The middle-aged man smiled and said in a very calm tone, "By the way, your mission this time was very successful, I heard the news at home, at least thirty percent of the computers in Little Japan are paralyzed this time, hahaha!" Relieve your anger! ”
"What do you mean?" After hearing the middle-aged man's words, the young man frowned slightly.
"What do you mean, you can't be stupid, are you? You have made meritorious service, and your head has given you a holiday, and you will be given three days off. The middle-aged man smiled slyly.
"! Let's talk about the conditions! The young man scolded, he didn't believe that the middle-aged man didn't know what he meant, in the Internet Supervision Bureau, who didn't know that he was a die-hard fan of Tang Zui, the middle-aged man actually pretended to be confused, which made him very depressed, but the reality of the situation also had to make him compromise.
"Haha!" The middle-aged man laughed when he heard this, and said, "High! 'Mobile phone' is 'mobile phone', not only the computer is awesome, but the brain is also proportional to the appearance! Hahaha! ”
Cell phone?
Yes, this handsome and miserable buddy is another fan of Tang Zui: Tang Wang sat down with his brother's No. 24 lackey, and it was also the mobile phone that Lin Junsong said yesterday that "I went out for a few days"!
"Don't talk nonsense, say something quickly, I can help if I can, you tell me Brother Tang first, what's wrong?" The middle-aged man said with a blank look at the phone.
The middle-aged man was also helpless about this attitude towards the mobile phone, shook his head and said: "There is a video on the Internet about Tang Zui, which is the rape of a young girl, so he is going to finish."
After hearing the mobile phone, he was stunned for a moment, and then he scolded: "I'm the uncle of the next time!" Rape a young girl and let go of his fucking stinking fart! Is my Brother Tang like that? This is clearly slander, inhumane slander! Uncle's! ”
"The video is real, not PS processed." The middle-aged man frowned and shook his head, "To be honest, it's really not worth it for Tang Zui to do this, he is a great talent, but this kind of thing happened, hey!" ”
After hearing the middle-aged man's words on his mobile phone, he didn't think about it: "Uncle, Brother Tang is definitely not that kind of person!"
The middle-aged man shrugged his shoulders, looked at the road in front of him, and said meaningfully: "When the road is dark, even if the headlights are on, there will be blind spots, and people are like this, you think he is a good person, but in fact, that's just the side you know, what you don't know?" What about your blind spots? ”
The mobile phone pursed his lips and said with some disdain: "Old Wu, you are sick again, right?" You're a hacker, and you're really a philosopher! ”
The middle-aged man called "Lao Wu", after hearing the sound of the mobile phone, ignored it and said to himself: "People, the most important thing is to recognize the reality, to understand the Entu newspaper, but also to understand that the day is the day, and the night is the night, don't think that the day does not understand the darkness of the night, hey!" People, you must know that one plus one is sometimes equal to two, but sometimes, one plus one is not necessarily equal to two, and ah, this person, he is a social person, he is not an isolated person, he"
"Old Wu, if you say it again, believe it or not, I slapped you to death, uncle!" Before Lao Wu finished speaking, he was forcibly interrupted by his mobile phone, because the mobile phone really couldn't stand his self-righteous "philosophical view", it was too torturous!
"Hey! Mobile phone, you don't want to be like this, I say this for your own good, you see that you are young now, what if you are deceived by a girl? Lao Wu said with a stern face, "I'm more than a decade older than you, so I think I should tell you about my experience, so as not to make a detour, right?" ”
Lao Wu's words are reasonable and touching, but the mobile phone has a look of disdain, not because the mobile phone does not know how to respect the predecessors, but because:
"Lao Wu, you are an old single dog who has never been in love, what experience do you have to tell me?"