Long Yi's character is problematic, and even the rumors of children are made up, and now the country can't encourage everyone to have dolls, and the two of them are so frightened by him that they don't want to give birth.

But Long Yi can't care about that, as long as he thinks it's fun. After chatting with the two of them for a while, he felt that it was boring to sit dry, so he got up and told Hua Momo; "I'm going to patrol and see if there's a thief or something for me to catch, it's so boring."

Hua Momo was playing the game without raising her head: "Go, I'm optimistic about you, there is no train without thieves, you will definitely be able to gain something, just don't bring a stupid root back." ”

"What stupid roots?"

"Haven't you seen any thieves in the world? That's it-you're Z."

"I haven't seen it, I only watch Bodo. Yui No"

"Roll"

Long Yi shrugged, picked up the teacup and walked towards the hot water. After a glass of water was filled, he suddenly stood at the door of the carriage and shouted: "You shei are Z?" ”

"Poof-" The snacks in Hua Momo's mouth squirted out, and the other passengers couldn't help but laugh. The only people who were looking at him coldly were the two men who were smoking at the train junction.

The two looked at Long Yi, who was not far from them, and one of them was a little shorter and said to the other: "Big brother, this kid is very crazy, provoke us." ”

The tall man flicked the cigarette ash and said viciously, "Then cut him." ”

The short man nodded: "Look at this kid is very handsome, he should have a few dollars." ”

"That's it, just like this, there are women competing for it when they go out to sell."

"Hmph, those who are handsome lack virtue. If you don't cut him, it's unreasonable, and if you run into our Nanshan Shuangxiong, he's unlucky. ”

"Let's go, get him."

The two of them walked towards Long Yi from behind, and when they walked next to Long Yi, the short man suddenly touched Long Yi's arm, and the hot water spilled out, all of which were sprinkled on the short man, and not a drop touched Long Yi.

But as a part of the work, the short man is very professional, and he was burned a lot, but he still endured the severe pain, bowed his head and apologized to Long Yi: "I'm sorry, I accidentally bumped into you." ”

In his apology, the tall man also quickly took out a piece of toilet paper and began to wipe Long Yi, who was not stained with water at all, up and down, while wiping, he secretly scolded the short man for his poor work, and he didn't take up a drop of water on his body, this wipe was too fake. But despite thinking so, the work link still can't be missed, and while wiping it, he hurriedly compensated Long Yi: "Big brother, I'm sorry, my brother is short-sighted." ”

The originally silent carriage suddenly made a noise, and everyone's eyes gathered. Hua Momo and they also temporarily stopped the game in their hands and looked at Long Yi.

Long Yi looked at the water in the cup, there was still a little left, blew it and drank it in one gulp, telling the tall man who was busy with his life: "Dude, you wait a while." ”

The tall man stopped, and at the same time something in his hand quickly put it into his clothes, and it was obvious that he had already succeeded.

The tall man asked Long Yi what was wrong?

Long Yi told him: "Your brother is short-sighted, and you are not much better, do you see that I have water on my body?" ”

The two thieves glanced at each other, and the tall man hurriedly smiled: "Yes, I am also short-sighted." ”

Long Yi waved his hand: "Let's go, let's go, pay attention in the future." ”

"Thank you, thank you, big brother" The two thanked each other and left quickly.

Long Yi refilled the water and returned to his seat, took out two wallets and two mobile phones to show Hua Momo.

Hua Momo asked, where did these things come from? The wallet and phone are obviously not his.

Long Yi put away his wallet and told Hua Momo: "They cut me, I cut them too, it's fun." ”

"Is there any mistake, do you catch a thief or steal?"

"Don't worry, they'll be back. To make a game is to make a big game, and there is no point in doing it all at once. Look at you, how boring it is to hold a mobile phone and play. ”

The two were chatting on one side, and the two thieves on the other side had already gotten into the toilet.

The short man asked the tall man, "Big brother, have you succeeded?" ”

"Nonsense, can I still miss my shot?" The tall man said and took out Long Yi's wallet and shook it.

"Open it up and see how much money you have, take the cash and throw away the wallet."

"Throw your head, you don't know something, this wallet is worth thousands."

"This sheep is so fat," said the short man, eager to get his wallet. But when they opened it, the two were dumbfounded, they didn't have a penny in their wallets, not even a card, nothing but ID cards and train tickets.

The short man scolded on the spot: "Damn, I think that kid is a poor ghost, and getting a good wallet is just for picking up girls." Big brother, did you get his phone? ”

"No, he doesn't seem to have a cell phone."

"Then this wallet really can't be thrown away, it's our only loot."

"Anyway, this wallet is worth a lot, so put it away."

The short man nodded, took out his ID card and train ticket from his wallet, threw them into the toilet bowl and flushed them with water, and put his wallet in his pocket. But as soon as he put his wallet away, the short man realized that something was wrong, and touched his pocket up and down: "Brother, where is my wallet and mobile phone?" ”

"How do I know your stuff?" The tall man didn't speak well, and he was upset that he hadn't stolen the money.

The short man hurriedly explained: "Brother, I didn't mean that, I mean we won't meet peers, right?" Do you see if yours is still there? ”

After being reminded, the tall man also quickly touched it, and was stunned after touching it: "Damn, I met a master, and I actually cut both of us at once, and I didn't see any action from him." ”

"What then?"

"Nonsense, talk to him, don't play like this. Since it's a peer, say hello and everyone will pass, how can you really start cutting. ”

The two walked out of the toilet angrily, came to Long Yi's side, and the tall man patted him on the shoulder: "Brother, come out and talk for a while." ”

Long Yi pretended to be stupid: "What's the matter, I really don't have any water on my body, so I don't need to wipe it." ”

"The ghost is going to wipe the water for you, come out with us."

"What the hell happened to Big Brother?" Long Yi pretended to be afraid.

"Don't pretend to be confused" The tall man grabbed Long Yi by the collar and dragged him to the smoking area of the train, where there was no one at this time.

The two got straight to the point, and the tall man stretched out his hand: "Take out our things, right?" ”

"What's that?" Long Yi pretended not to understand.

"Black eating black is very immoral, do you know?" After the tall man finished speaking, he put his hands on Long Yi's shoulders, and the short man began to search for him. After searching for a long time, I found nothing.

A blade appeared in the tall man's hand and put it on Long Yi's neck: "The kid transferred quite quickly, where did the thing go?" ”

Long Yi was just about to continue pretending to be stupid, when suddenly a sound of footsteps sounded, and a policeman passed by in the passage. The tall man hurriedly put away the blade, while Long Yi grabbed the policeman: "Uncle policeman, help." ”

"What's wrong?" The policeman looked at the two thieves vigilantly and asked Long Yi.

Long Yi hid behind the police like a little girl, and pointed at the two thieves: "They robbed, they have knives on them." ”

The two thieves didn't seem to be worried at all at this time, but instead said that Long Yi had wronged the good people and told the police that Long Yi was a thief and stole their things.

"I didn't steal anything from them" said Long Yi also opened his pocket to show the police, and after rummaging, he seemed to suddenly find something: "Oh, what about my wallet, it must have been taken by the two of them, they just deliberately touched me." ”

The policeman frowned, this was the first time he had seen such a thing, he was sure that one of the two sides was a thief, but he couldn't understand why the thief still accused the other party with confidence, where did he get the courage. After thinking for a while, the police picked up the walkie-talkie: "There is a situation, a few people will come to the eighteenth carriage." ”

After a while, four police officers ran over. The policeman explained the situation, and one of them, who looked like a leader, ordered two of them to take Long Yi to get their luggage, and the other two to take the two thieves to get their luggage, and then they all went to the police office.

Long Yi said that he had no luggage, and he accompanied his daughter-in-law back to her parents' house.

"Then take your daughter-in-law to the police office, and her bag, a woman can't even have a bag."

In this way, Long Yi brought Hua Momo, and the two thieves actually had no luggage, only a plastic bag with some snacks.

When they arrived at the police room, the four of them stood on both sides, and the leader squatted on the chair and said: "Who is the thief, quickly confess yourself, otherwise I will be searched." ”

Hua Momo pretended to be afraid: "Am I going to be searched too?" ”

"What, there's a ghost in your heart?" The leader looked at Hua Momo with sharp eyes.

Hua Momo shook her head, looking very aggrieved: "No, people are girls, how can I search for you." ”

"It's okay, we have female staff," the leader said, cocking Erlang's legs: "Finally, I will give you another chance to confess." ”

Neither side spoke.

"Then don't blame me for being rude," the leader said and got up, and Long Yi pointed to the two thieves: "Start with them first, they are real thieves." ”

The two thieves were generous, and the short man took out his wallet and put it on the table: "This is what I just bought, there is nothing in it, my mobile phone and another wallet containing money have been stolen, please comrade police to investigate" said and opened his arms, making a casual search gesture.

But Long Yi suddenly screamed and pointed to the wallet on the table: "That's my wallet." ”

Hua Momo was also very cooperative: "Yes, that's my husband's wallet." ”

The short man retorted: "I bought it newly, and I haven't used it yet, and I don't have anything in it." ”

Long Yi said that it was not right, his ID card and train ticket were in it, and he knew it at a glance.

The police officer nodded: "Then I'll take a look." ”

As he spoke, the police officer opened his wallet, and after just a glance, he was not calm. Take the wallet and pat the two thieves on the head: "When we are children, what about playing us?" As he spoke, he opened his wallet and showed them that there was Long Yi's ID card and train ticket inside.

The two thieves were speechless, and the tall man looked at the short man: "Didn't you all throw him in the toilet and flush it away, why is there still it?" ”

The short man was also blinded: "How do I know, I obviously rushed, and you also saw it, don't blame me." ”