"Dao Chief, if you take this magic medicine, you really won't have diarrhea?" Xia Yu picked up a pill and carefully observed the prescription for a long time.

The pill was dark red, but it smelled a faint fragrance, which was refreshing.

It seems that the fat Taoist priest has indeed spent a lot of effort, and with his perverted sense, he has not been able to see the formula of the pill, even the breath of the immortal peach is very weak.

"Of course! Produced by Daoye, it must be a high-quality product! The fat Taoist patted his chest and promised.

"Come on, come on...... Show me, if it's as you said, our brothers can cooperate and make a fortune in the future! Xia Yu was not at ease, and felt that the unscrupulous Taoist priest was running the train with his mouth full again.

Damn! Is there a mistake in the script...... In the past, when Dao Ye relied on fake medicine to walk the rivers and lakes, a group of guys believed it was true, and they worshiped Dao Ye very much.

Now the prodigal son finally turned back and took the real miracle medicine, but none of them believed it.

These people are cheap! The fat Taoist priest secretly rolled his eyes.

……

However, Xia Yu didn't know what he was thinking, and still didn't move, motioning for him to hurry up and take the pill. What do you mean?

The fat Taoist priest's eyes rolled, and he instantly understood something, and suddenly jumped to his feet: "Your uncle!" Do you want to see a demonstration and ask Dao Ye to make his own pills? You've got ten of them......"

"Oh, don't worry about these details!" Xia Yu smiled and said: "I really want to cooperate in the future, let alone ten of these pills, even if there are hundreds of thousands...... When the time comes, you will be given food. ”

"Damn's painting of big cakes will also be mastered, and the bullshit cooperation has not yet appeared...... Dao Ye is already bleeding profusely! The fat Taoist priest blew his beard and glared, and he took out a pill very unwillingly and swallowed it in one gulp.

Five minutes...... Ten minutes......

As time goes by, Xia Yu is getting more and more shocked, is it really okay?

He observed carefully, and the fat Taoist's expression was not abnormal, and he was still angry.

This product is very skilled!

After the immortal peach was refined into this pill, although the effect weakened a lot, there were no side effects after eating it, which means that it can be completely popularized to the mass market!

You must know that after making a suggestion with Ji Tianyun before, the reason why it has not been implemented is that he is worried about the side effects of diarrhea, after all, those so-called celebrities pay more attention to image than ordinary people.

He touched his chin to observe the fat Taoist priest carefully, and after a while, he smiled and said, "The Taoist chief is a talent!" So be it...... I have a few brothers, all of whom are the kind of heart-to-heart, introduced to you, and we will definitely cooperate in the future. ”

"Now? At night, it is generally not very convenient for poor Dao......" the fat Taoist priest muttered.

"What did the Taoist say! What could be more important than getting rich? ”

Xia Yu naturally couldn't let him go, but he had a lot of calculations in his heart, and said: "It's better to hit the day than to choose the time, just tonight!" My brothers will be there soon. ”

"This ...... Of course, getting rich is the most important thing, but ......" The fat Taoist priest hesitated, and then seemed to understand something, and shouted with a grin: "Immeasurable TM Tianzun!" Don't you think that Dao Ye is pretending to be a ghost, and now he can't bear to go to the toilet, right? ”

He was so angry that he smoked, and he was about to leave as soon as he flicked his sleeves, the young man in front of him was too unreliable, there were too many ghost eyes, and most of the cooperation with him would not be cheap.

"Ahem......"

Xia Yu's wishful thinking was seen through, and he suddenly looked embarrassed, and hurriedly grabbed him and said, "What do you say!" Am I that kind of person? This time it is definitely a sincere cooperation, I send four! If there is half a point of falsehood, let the sky thunder! ”

He swore by the sky, but as soon as the words came out, he immediately felt how greasy and crooked he was...... Extremely weak, he raised his eyes and looked at the top of his head.

The fat Taoist priest was about to refuse, but suddenly, an off-road car came head-on and quickly stopped in front of the two.

Four figures walked out of the car, and Feng Xing, Han Peng, Lao Wang, and Feng Chime came together.

"Why is she here?" Xia Yu glanced at the wind chimes, and looked surprised, obviously saying that several men were playing together, and they couldn't let go of their hands and feet with a chick!

Feng Chi'er hugged the puppy cub, her pretty face was cold, and she snorted coldly: "Hmph...... Why can't this girl come? ”

"National husband! Domineering president! ”

Lao Wang screamed strangely, and said very meaningfully, "You have a lot of fans now, especially some female fans are too crazy." The colonel is afraid that you won't be able to hold it, so she came over to press for you...... There is such a disaster-level beauty, and those female fans can't afford to make any waves. ”

"That's it! As the image spokesperson of Lingyu Health, I have to guarantee that you will not have any negative rumors. The wind chimes wrinkled Qiong's nose and spoke righteously.

Xia Yu touched his nose, and when he came back to his senses, his head was instantly full of black lines...... What is this?

Lao Wang approached mysteriously and said softly: "Actually, I'm jealous...... Summer day! ”

"Get out!"

Xia Yu pulled him away, and then stared straight at the puppy.

The puppy was very abnormal some time ago, and has been kept by his side recently, and he was too anxious to stay in the company when he came out before.

Ever since he got out of the car, the little guy has been screaming non-stop, and the few dog hairs on his body have exploded, and it feels very wrong.

took the dog cub over, only to find that it had been grinning at the fat Taoist priest, and its attitude was very unfriendly.

How could this unscrupulous Taoist priest provoke it?

Xia Yu was puzzled.

When he turned his head, he found that the fat Taoist priest was standing face to face with Han Peng, the two of them were like bullfights, staring at each other with big eyes, and the bridge of their noses was about to touch each other, and no one was convinced.

Next to them, the rest of the people also looked at the two of them inexplicably.

Xia Yu took a closer look, and immediately couldn't help laughing, these two goods are chubby figures, with round faces, except for the fat Taoist priest who has a mustache, it is almost carved out of a mold.

This is the case...... Have you finally found your long-lost brother?

No wonder I always feel familiar when I look at the fat Taoist, it turns out that it is a copycat Han Fatzi.

"Pay me the royalty! Damn, even my appearance has been pirated these days...... It's really a bad day. The two confronted each other for a long time, and Han Peng suddenly jumped three feet high and said angrily.

As soon as I got out of the car, I saw another self with a mustache, and his heart should be dead, that obscene appearance...... No, it's so handsome that it looks like it's scum, and it makes people want to use a shoehorn to pull it over.

The fat Taoist priest also reacted, walked around Han Peng a few times, looked him up and down, and said in surprise: "TM's!" Dao Ye has hunted too many ghosts, and finally been fooled by the ghosts? I don't have such a brother in my memory who is as heroic and charming as me......"

"Humph!"

Han Peng snorted coldly and said unhappily, "If it weren't for the fact that you look so handsome, just because you smeared Lingyu for health, Lao Tzu would slap you away!" I'm afraid of ruining your image as a popular girl! ”

……

The rest of the people stumbled in an instant, rolling their eyes and despising the two.

These two best are really Li Kui meets Li Ghost, even shamelessness and narcissism are chess opponents, no matter what they are.

"Dao Chief, this dignity is ...... Is it who you are? Xia Yu couldn't help it, and when he thought that the fat Taoist priest was good at disguise, he hurriedly asked.

The fat Taoist priest crossed his hands on his waist, his nostrils were bubbling white, and said, "Boy, how do you speak!" What is this dignity! This is the original image of Daoye, such as a fake. It's really unexpected...... There are people in this world who are as handsome as me! ”

He shook his head and sighed, and then finally noticed the puppy who was not very friendly to him, and then walked over with a zigzag step, stared at the paparazzi for a moment, and suddenly exclaimed: "This puppy ...... It's not easy! ”

"What do you see?" Xia Yu was shocked, feeling that his eyes were vicious, and he couldn't tell what he could see.

Even the man with facial paralysis, who had not spoken, looked at him when he heard the words, and there was a flash of light in his eyes from time to time.

The fat Taoist priest frowned and was silent, then hugged the dog cub again, looked at it over and over for a long time, and finally said horizontally: "Boy! Send me this bitch, and Dao Ye will definitely cooperate sincerely in the future! ”

In his arms, the puppy reacted more violently, whining and barking, and one of his front paws even grabbed the mustache and pulled it hard.

The fat Taoist priest grinned in pain, but he was not angry, and his eyes were shining when he looked at the dog.

"! You mean, you fooled Lao Tzu before? Xia Yu jumped to his feet and snatched the dog cub back, this dead Taoist priest really deserves to be thundered by the sky, and not a word is true!

The wind chimes also raised their eyebrows, and said very unhappily: "Dead fat man...... This little dog belongs to this girl, why should I send you! ”

She has been raising puppies for a long time, and she already has feelings, how can she let others take them away?

Moreover, the fat man had an obscene face, even worse than Han Peng, so he stewed a pot of dog soup and brought it back.

Sure enough, the fat Taoist priest smashed his mouth and said with a smile: "Little girl...... There is a miracle medicine here, can you change your dog? This pill can not only whiten and remove scars, but also strengthen the body, and the effect is magical. What can a puppy do? At most, it's just a pot of dog meat and a meal, and it doesn't necessarily make me full......"

"Stinky Fat Man...... Dead fatty! You are not a good person like Han Fatzi......" Feng Chime'er immediately became anxious, and blocked in front of Xia Yu angrily.