Chapter 71: Basic Skills of Hunters
A beautiful blonde and blue-eyed fan is outside Leeds United's training ground, screaming like a nymphomaniac whenever Hausen passes the ball. Clearly, she was attracted to the skills that Hausen showed on the pitch. And after the training, the beauty will also take the initiative to contact Haosen. Finally, in a five-star hotel, Beauty and Hausen spent a night exploring the origin of life.
In the infinite obscene reverie in Haosen's heart, this post-return journey should develop in this direction. But alas, he thinks too much!
In fact, not everything can be transferred according to people's will. The so-called intentionally planted flowers do not bloom, and unintentionally planted willows and willows are shady.
Standing on the training ground, Hausen was extremely sad to find that Tang Fei, relying on his handsome appearance and superb defense, has become the most popular player in the Leeds United team, especially those young and beautiful fans.
"What's the use of being handsome? Is it possible to brush my face when I buy something? For Tang Fei to occupy so many high-quality resources, especially Tang Fei still occupies the pit and does not, Haosen is envious and jealous from the inside out, "Actually, my Johnny Hausen is not bad, it is completely in line with the public aesthetics, why is there no beautiful woman to give me a hug?" "To be able to say such a thing that doesn't want Bilian so openly and brightly, the whole team will be alone.
Although the plan was in danger of an abort death at the beginning, Hausen was undeterred. Since engaging in research work, Haosen has read a large number of materials and recorded detailed data, thus obtaining a lot of life truths, and one of them is to save the country by borrowing chickens and eggs! After deciding on his strategic deployment in one fell swoop, Haosen was more energetic and made detailed plans for his great cause, and the time was finally set for the afternoon break.
When people have something to do, they always feel that time flies so quickly, and in the blink of an eye, the morning training is over, and it is time to eat again.
Sitting in the players' cafeteria, Hausen felt like he could vomit when he looked at the nutritious meal now. Look at Tang Fei on the other side, he can actually eat calmly.
"Don, do you think you can eat a nutritious meal?" Hausen asked.
"Johnny, this question seems like you have to ask once a day. As I said earlier, the more you think it's unpalatable, the more you can't eat it. Tang Fei said calmly while eating.
To be honest, this thing is really unpalatable. But in Europe, players from most professional teams are required to eat nutritious meals. Although nutritious meals are scientifically proven to provide all the nutrients a soccer player needs, in terms of taste, they are definitely the best of the best. So don't watch Tang Fei eat very calmly, in fact, it's all a drama.
After eating the nutritious meal of suffering, everyone went their separate ways. Some people go to the gym, some people go to the lounge, and Tang Fei likes to lie under the big tree and enjoy nature. Looking up at the sky through the green leaves, Tang Fei's mood would be extraordinarily relaxed.
It's a pity that today's Tang Fei is destined to be stalked by Haosen. As soon as it was dark in front of him, Tang Fei saw Haosen's face, which was full of flattering expressions.
"Tang~" turned eight corners in one tone, and Haosen's disgusting name instantly ruined Tang Fei's surname.
"Johnny, if you call it that again, I can't guarantee that anything will be done." Tang Fei looked at Haosen murderously.
"Huh! Then I'll get down to business first. "For the safety of your own life, let's go straight to the point." Look at this thing, it's all I've collected in the past two days, and it's all a compliment to both of us. As he spoke, he took out a large, thick book from his back.
Just by casually flipping through it, Tang Fei had a rough idea in his heart, "Johnny, what do you think I should say?" ”
"It's been carefully collected and carefully cut from newspaper to newspaper. I'm about to be touched myself. After saying that, Hausen carefully pointed out the source of the book one by one.
"It's hard for you to remember so clearly, but I'm sure it's a compliment to both of us, so I think it's mostly complimenting you." Tang Fei directly exposed Haosen's trick.
"Hehe, this is the result of everyone's discernment, and I don't want to. And I'm going to collect all my moments of grandeur and leave them to my children and grandchildren as heirlooms, and I've got the name in mind, "The Epic of Johnny Hausen". How's that, isn't it particularly domineering? Haosen said shamelessly.
"Yes, domineering toilet leak! In the future, when I go to the toilet, maybe I'll take a look, and I can reuse it after using it, how good. "Tang Fei's backhand is a blow.
"Don, can't you say something nice?" Hausen said dejectedly.
"Okay, then I'll say it. Johnny, you think it's far enough. But do you know what your biggest problem is right now? Tang Fei secretly stored his breath.
"What?" Hausen asked with a look of intellectual curiosity.
"Are you broken?" Tang Fei, who had finished accumulating, made a big move.
Rumble! Thunder in the brain. With a fatal stab to the heart, Howson collapsed to the lawn, letting out a miserable cry of a puppy when he was sick.
Although he put down Hausen, Tang Fei found that he still couldn't enjoy nature, because captain Thompson, Da Costa and a few other friends walked to the other side and sat down. Watching Haosen's strange performance, everyone only felt a cold sweat.
"Don, Johnny, what's wrong?" Leading by example and taking care of juniors, Thompson, as the captain, was the first to ask.
"Oh, it's nothing, he has a stomach ache, I guess it'll be fine in a while." Tang Fei waved his hand indifferently and said.
"Oh." The others nodded as if they didn't understand.
"How is that possible!" Haosen straightened up in an instant, glared at Tang Fei angrily and said, "Don't listen to his nonsense, how can I have a stomach ache, I am ......" What is it? Halfway through speaking, Haosen suddenly woke up, could it be that he was lying on the ground angrily because he was still a virgin, and Haosen felt that this would only hurt him more. Just like that, Hausen didn't know what to say.
"What is it?" Da Costa asked.
"Uh......" Haosen, who hadn't thought about how to answer, was speechless directly.
"I said he had a stomach ache. Isn't it, Johnny? Tang Fei said as he should.
"Yes!" Stomach pain? Hesitantly, Hausen finally accepted the reason, and then fell to the ground again. Only once, he was really angry and his stomach hurt.
Seeing that Haosen was so "stomachache" by Tang Fei, Thompson and the others all gave a thumbs up. The whole team, that is, Tang Fei can always restrain Haosen, who is cheap from time to time.
It is very important for the most competent hunter to be familiar with the habits of the prey. Therefore, as an old hunter who fights "Haosen" from time to time, Tang Fei is well aware of his habits.
"Captain, you think you have a laptop in your closet, right?" If you want to lure out your prey, you need to release the bait first. Take it in advance and give it first!
"Huh? I ...... "Yes?" How did you not know? After thinking about it for a long time, Thompson didn't understand.
"It's the little one!" As he spoke, Tang Fei cautiously pointed at Haosen, who had fallen to the ground.
"Oooh! Yes, there is one. Why don't I give it to you later? "Suddenly realized! Thompson responded immediately.
"Well, I remember there's a disc in the cabinet, and I'll see what it is." Tang Fei looked at Haosen and silently thought in his heart, 'one, two, three!' ’
With a bang, Haosen stood up as if agreed, and said eagerly: "Tang, are you serious? I knew you wouldn't abandon me. Not...... Yes! ”
A slap knocked the pounced Haosen to the ground, and Tang Fei said lightly: "Johnny, you think too much." I'm talking about the Nesta defensive highlights that the coach gave me two days ago. ”