Chapter 2 The mysterious salesman who appeared at the Hakurei Shrine was edited later
Oriental Tranquility Hall Volume 1: The Land of Tranquility, The, Place, of, Hope, and, Slience
Chapter 2 is a postscript to the mysterious salesman who appears at Hakurei Shrine
"In Xia Youning~~Just a human ~~~" In a slow tone, Youning smiled humbly, and looked at Hakuri Reimu, who was still sipping tea with a lazy look.
"In short,In addition to doing worship,,There's more important things in the next place・・・・・・ it's the manager of Youningtang.,This time,Visit Hakurei Shrine as a salesman~Please advise more・・・・・・"
Facing Youning, who had turned on the full politeness mode, Reimu lowered her eyes slightly, gently put down the teacup, and responded without the slightest surprise.
"So what are you going to sell, youkai? I don't have anything I want. Besides, I don't have any money. There is no shrine either. ”
- Really, it's normal for girls of this age to be full of vitality or cute and coquettish, but such an elegant and quiet temperament is also very natural for Reimu.
It's like it's supposed to be.
This is the guardian of Gensokyo, the strongest Hakurei shrine maiden in theory.
Smiling, thinking like this, Youning turned around and continued the process of visiting the shrine seriously.
"It's you, the guy who is obsessed with calling yourself human, and your body is full of inhuman breath. Do youkai also believe in gods? ”
The leisurely voice behind it, although not very friendly, sounds like an ethereal singing.
"Where you want to go, why don't you ・・・・・・ it?"
Youning paused, raised his head to look at the empty shrine, and his eyes gradually became trance-like.
"Hakurei's shrine maiden ・・・・・・ lonely・・・・・・"
"What?"
Suddenly out of bounds topic,It seems to be an amazing straight punch in a way.。 The shrine maiden was a little flustered, and the ordinary magician was also covered with surprise and depression.
"Solve the mutation again and again・・・・・・ but the villagers just look at her with strange eyes・・・・・・ even if they try hard・・・・・・ it is no different from looking at those harmful and cannibalistic monsters・・・・・・ the Hakurei Shrine guarded by the shrine maiden will never be cared for, and when she walks into the world she guards, it is like killing all voices in an instant・・・・・・"
The flat and almost stick reading tone, showing in front of Reimu, who was silent and gradually lowered his head, Yuning's hanging right hand was slowly clenched and released・・・・・・
"Orphans who have been picked up by the previous generation since childhood・・・・・・ sit in the corridor of the shrine in a daze all day long, and it's not so much lazy・・・・・・ it's more about escaping・・・・・・ can only be separated from the monsters.,Angrily counting the goblins who threw frozen frogs into the cash box.,But it's still a happy ・・・・・・ on the ground again and again.,Lost your own shrine maiden ・・・・・・"
Marisa looked at Reimu in surprise, as if she were meeting her for the first time・・・・・・
When she opened her mouth, Reimu found that she had nothing to say... she didn't even want to know what that guy knew・・・・・・
Only Youning slowly put a stick of incense on the empty god seat, and slowly, in a tone full of nostalgia, slowly continued・・・・・・
"It's a cycle of fear ~~ rejection because of transcendence of one's own common sense, fear because of rejection of things far beyond oneself, and fear of more fear because of fear・・・・・・"
With a mocking smile on his face, Youning gently raised his right hand in front of his eyes to look at it, as if he could see some kind of aura rising from above・・・・・・
"The fear that can be accepted and overcome, this is the 'fear' of the monster, and the fear that can only be accepted can not be overcome, either derived into faith, or curse・・・・・・ hehe~ This curse, I understand it, clearly・・・・・・"
"In Xia Youning, just human beings, the ability is the degree to which the common sense of the other dimension rewrites reality, that is, the manipulation of the concept of 'existence'... No, rather, it is the embodiment of desire and desire, and the embodiment of sin・・・・・・
"There's no existence of your own, only your own existence・・・・・・ girl, what do you want?"
Gradually slow, low sound, the air inside the shrine is sticky as solid・・・・・・
"That's black, white・・・・・・ mushroom soup is mushy!" Suddenly raised pitch!
"Ahhh!!h My mushrooms! Screaming, Marisa, who was stiff because of being named a moment ago, has forgotten everything and rushed into the kitchen quickly!
"When I first came to knock on the door, I probably heard that Marisa was trying to give you Sage's strange mushrooms again... Maybe you have boiled all the mushrooms you have worked so hard to collect・・・・・・ you really care, Miss Miko Maiden who is not nourished・・・・・・"
"What? That, that troublesome fellow・・・・・・" came back to his senses from nowhere, Reimu was stunned for a moment, and hesitantly organized a counterattack.
"There is almost no income but I never have to worry about food, and the shrine that never has guests to visit but is often lively, and there is always an uninvited helper when solving the change・・・・・・" seems to see the spring sky through the ceiling, and the tone of Youning is full of tenderness as if unconsciously, "Yes... Friend~~ Accept everything you have, your love and hate, your desires and regrets, convey care in various ways, no matter where you are, at any time, you can feel full of her presence・・・・・・"
Slowly turning around, Youning rubbed the bridge of his nose, which no longer had glasses, and said seriously・・・・・・
"So, re-introduce yourself."
"In Xia Youning, a human being, is currently the owner of Youning Hall. As for the goods of Yuningdo, it is [existence] Oh~~ Whether it is your own existence, or... your humans, monsters, and friends of the gods・・・・・・"
Steady step forward, serious face, but eyes gradually filled with smiles, facing the sitting Reimu・・・・・・
"The credo of the store, the customer is 'God'・・・・・・ would you like to be the 'God' of Yuningdo, Reimu ・・・・・・"
Reimu Hakurei who looked up blankly.
Is it Marisa's recklessness, the door to the shrine is wide open.
The sun was warmly draped over the two of them.
Youning's face was a sincere smile. I don't know when it's gone, OK, the tight face, if you look closely, it's indeed a little handsome. But if you ask, most of the time you can only get the common sense that "as long as you turn your back to the camera, you can refresh the skin when you turn back".
Marisa, who returns with mushroom soup, adds the final touch to this scene・・・・・・
"I've heard it all. You're a bad guy, but you're unexpectedly a good person, DA☆ZE~" Marisa, who has regained her vitality, also regained her strange mouth fetish, "If it's me, I'll agree to DA☆ZE~~ It sounds like there can be a lot of mushrooms~~"
"I'm going to take out the money・・・・・・ "Reimu pulled out a wooden stick that was definitely longer than the sleeve and had two strings of paper tapes tied at the end, the scientific name of which is called the Imperial Coin, as if he wanted to cover his face?
I can't choose the way to go. Youning, who was stuck on the magic sofa, still looked at Reimu's back with a smile, but it was calm and calm・・・・・・
"Hey, hey, there's still a frozen frog in the cash box!" Reimu ran back in a huff・・・・・・
"Poof!" Laughed wickedly! It turned out that I was holding it back just now!
"This time, it's common sense that [there can only be frozen frogs in the witch's money box]~~" Thumbs up! Haoguang!
Reimu, whose whole body was weak, the corners of his mouth were unconsciously slightly upturned. Forget it, stuffing money isn't an important thing in the first place......
As he thought so, a lollipop was handed to Reimu・・・・・・
On the other end of the lollipop, there is Yuning, who keeps touching out all kinds of strange snacks from his pocket, and Marisa who picks out all the mushroom-shaped things for collection・・・・・・
Endure! Endure!!
"I said, let's try the soup too, yooooo~ Ning?" Reimu tries to redeem her feelings・・・・・・
"Dora? Youning! Call me Youning? Aemon is also very emotional! With a "cute big" expression, Youning took out a lollipop from his pocket again・・・・・・
"What a strange name DA☆ZE~" The vitality is directly proportional to the level of the stupid, and Youning silently wrote it down.
"Actually, my real name is Tinker Bell!"
"Give me enough to stop! Not even the word 'Youning' is gone! Hu・・・・・・ where is your Youning Hall? Reimu, who had a premonition that he was about to become some kind of strange creature called "Tucao Servant", decisively changed the subject.
"Yuningdo・・・・・・ I specially built it at spot G in Gensokyo! Hakurei Shrine! "The rat's body is shocked! Arms outstretched! It's as if you've embraced the whole Gensokyo in your arms! "・・・・・・ very knowledgeable."
In front of him, Marisa with a shocked face and Reimu rubbing her temples helplessly・・・・・・
"Ha, isn't that why no one can get in? I'll give them to you one by one. ”
"But then the shrine will be lively, DA☆ZE~"
Ahh That guy is a good salesman, if anything. Hakurei Shrine will be very different from before, right? Is this the product of Yoyo Hall, "existing"?
Reimu, who realized something because of Marisa's honor, felt a few hairs being stuffed into his hands・・・・・・
"Keep this in the palm of your hand! Blow! Then just shout 'Yuning, you can't break your throat'! ”
"Oooh! It's amazing, DA☆ZE~"
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"So, here's what it's about Marisa・・・・・・" Yuning, who had an extra OK on his head again, smiled nonchalantly, took out a spell card from his pocket, and handed it to Marisa.
"Huh? Then I'll take it~" Marisa said happily. After all, this guy in front of him didn't need a spell card to "defeat" Reimu・・・・・・ although the means were very bad・・・・・・
This is a giveaway of our store! Use it to spread love to every corner of Gensokyo! ”
"Oh! It must be a very powerful firepower, DA☆ZE~"
"You won't be disappointed! Marisa! Look at that Reimu! Concept [Updraft]! ”
"Enough! Two cheeky self-cooked guys! "The Hakurei shrine maiden, who was completely enraged by the two treasures, threw out her ultimate!" Dream Talisman [Double Enchantment]! ”
This is the ・・・・・・ pupils shrank, a dense barrage appeared in front of him, and a sense of invincibility arose, Youning took a few steps back, but found that the door had been closed・・・・・・ turned his head to look at Marisa, Youning muttered with a sad face, regret and nostalgia: "Senior・・・・・・ can only help you get here・・・・・・"
“?” ← inexplicable black and white.
"Haha! Common sense [deep hidden merit and fame]! The conspiracy succeeded and laughed, and Youning, who called out strange common sense in his mouth, stood on tiptoe, leaned back slightly, and disappeared directly on the door as if dissolved in the surprised eyes of the two・・・・・・
Leaving ・・・・・・ in the house the fluttering skirts, and the fluttering skirts or something・・・・・・
――――――――――――――――I am the dividing line of immortality――――――――――――――――
Common sense [When you push your glasses, a bright light flashes]
Common sense ["Diagonal 45-degree maneuver maintenance method" will generally make the hit item spit out the content of the super expansion]
Common sense [It's intolerable to put a shrine maiden and a complete "festival ♀" together]
Common sense [100% of the young girl was shot in the brain]
Common sense [Thumbs up, a bright light flashes on your teeth]
Common sense [As long as you put money into the money box, the grudge with the witch can be written off]
Common sense [When Marisa's rage is close to its peak, the gossip furnace will run out of fuel]
Common sense [That should be the spark of [MasterSpark] love?????? 】
Common sense [As long as you turn your back to the camera, you can refresh the skin when you turn back]
Common sense [There can only be frozen frogs in the witch's cash box]
Common sense [When you meet Lori, you must be able to pull out a lollipop]
Common sense [If the spit value explodes, you will rub your temples]
Common sense [updrafts will definitely encounter safety pants]
Common sense [Seniors can only help you here, and after you get here, you must hide your merit and fame]
Touching his chin, he didn't know what he thought, and suddenly Youning, who had a black line on his face, picked up the pen and added another sentence・・・・・・
Common sense [14-year-old girl really doesn't understand anything ♀・・・・・・]
So, on this memorable night in Gensokyo, Youning? Helian Feng's little book has turned a new page!
PS: Every time the plot comes to an end, there will be a common sense assembly number and a thick black small theater・・・・・・
PS2: Does Youning's personality seem to be a little contradictory・・・・・・ there will be an explanation later, it's a pitfall・・・・・・
PS3: The urban legends of the previous chapter PS should be put here to say・・・・・・
PS4: Our undisciplined behavior is not so easy to capture!!!!
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